"Kuwabara you stupid idiot! What the hell are you thinking?!"
"Actually, Yusuke, I believe he has made the correct choice."
"Not you too, Kurama. Whatever, I'm not sticking my neck out again for that toddler so soon…"
"So be it, Detective."
"How in the world did you rope Hiei into this? Did Koenma learn some kind of brainwashing stuff? Gaaaaargh…next thing you know, Botan'll be showing up to tell me it's my next job and tha-""Bingo!"
One eye twitched, well, two, actually, the entire body twitched with barely contained anger, in a display of pure outward disgust at this…This, this is our hero, Yusuke Urameshi. Spirit Detective for the human world, and one directly under Koenma, son of King Yami. Our hero here is…well, a bit of an odd soul at the least, exhibiting extraordinary power time and time again, and surviving all the dangerous put before him. After having just gotten done with the Dark Tournament a few days prior, bringing home a victory over Team Toguro, Yusuke was just settling in for a few days of rest, which were brutally interrupted as soon as he had reached him home by none other then…
"BOTAN, You can go tell PACFIER BREATH to shove it! I'm on vacation starting now!"
"I don't believe I'm giving you that option, Yusuke…"
"He's here too?!"
The space being invaded was actually Yusuke's home, where the group had arrived first to rest and relax, before splitting their separate ways. Of course, the events held within these records were stricken from the public records for reasons unknown, never surfacing to anyone, though those involved knew them well. Ever point in this timeframe was dealt with as if it didn't exist, which in and of itself was quite odd, but nothing akin to what Yusuke and his friends would be facing once the job was underway.
"I am, and I swore I told you not to call me a toddler anymore." Trademark pacifier still within his mouth, Koenma spoke, looking just the same as ever from his rather odd outward appearance, short height, and Jr. imprinted onto his forehead. "Anyway we've important business to take care of."
"Can it, I just got done with that stupid Dark Tournament, I've had it up to here with demons for a while that want to KILL me."
"That's all well and good, but as Spirit Detective of Earth, it is your job to handle these issues."
"Yeah, well this isn't in Earth, so can it."
"Just shut up for a minute, Urameshi, this is bigger then your rest, alright? The Ice apparitions territory is in trouble!"
"Oh yay, demon gang squabbles…why does this concern me?"
"Because my Yukina's in trouble!"
"Idiocy aside, one of the demons interfering is an S class, one intent on conquering a great deal of the demon world if he can get underway. I would handle it myself, however-" "However I would not allow Hiei to travel alone to handle a small army of demons, all of which are decently A class."
"Group squabbles aside, Yusuke, as the active detective of Earth, we need you to handle this problem before it spills over into the human world…and more importantly before my father gets back from vacation! If he sees that I let war brew in his absence, he's gonna kill me!"
"So I have to go cover your sorry ass just because you didn't keep a good enough eye? You know, I'm getting sick of this constant danger crap."
"Did I mention that we'll toss in free tickets to the upcoming tournament at the Tokyo Megadome?"
"…so where do I need to go to do this?"
A sigh, the male gave in, sitting back at the table that they'd all gathered around beforehand. The amazing thing was Hiei's presence over everything else, as Kurama and Kuwabara didn't seem so out of place here, however it seemed he had his reasons as well, protecting his sister. Kurama obviously was going to lend his hand at everything, and Kuwabara was obviously going for the same sister of Hiei's that he was all Ga Ga over. What better way to trick Yusuke into helping the rest of the team then to dangle a few fight tickets over his head? After all, Koenma used the same tactic to get Yusuke to appear at Genkai's tournament…and it'd worked then.
A room full of personalities, a 'quest' at hand and trouble brewing…sounds like a standard plot. Ah yes, it appears our hero Yusuke is about to embark for trouble once more, and what's more it seems that serious trouble is brewing for the demon world. What would lead such demons to wage such war? What would lead such vile squabbles? What is the meaning behind all of this?
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Huzzah, my poor attempt at a story. Congrats if you read this far, and while I am rather sporadic with updates I will be trying. Mostly, I was...inspired by Neko-Koorime's fanfiction, and decided to finally try my hand at one. This idea's been eating at me all day, so...I figured, why not. Do I know where I'm going with this? Not entirely! It keeps it fun for me if I found out most of the stuff with everyone else...
One thing I noticed when watching and reading Yu Yu Hakusho, is everyone seems to have their own manner of talking, in the words they choose and so forth, so it should be fairly simple to discern who's saying what. If you think someone's said something, they probably did...if there's any problems with it, then just tell me and I'll label it in some way in the future. Happy reading and stuff...
Criticism welcome.
