It was a bright sunny day as I lay in the grass relaxing. On my right was Shikamaru and on my lift was a dead chicken. "I hate sunny days," I said sighing. Shikamaru moved a little in response then turned over and faced me. "Why did you bring that bird with you?" Shikamaru asked pointing to the chicken. "It's not a bird itc's a chicken," I replied holding my nose up in the air.
"Whatever, answer my question."
"It reminds me of Sasuke."
Shikamaru gave me weird look. "How?" He asked
"Look," I said holding up the chicken and pointing at it's butt. "See the resemblance?" I asked smiling. Shikamaru rolled his eyes and turned back over on his back. "Your so troublesome," he said closing his eyes. "I know!" I said getting up.
"Where are you going?"
"I'm hungry! I'm going to go find Naruto."
"Your hungry your going to go find Naruto. That makes sense."
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"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?" Naruto yelled looking down at a cat that somehow got placed in his ramen bowl. "HELLO!!" I yelled popping out of nowhere. "I found this cat!" I yelled with a big smile. Naruto gave me a glare. "I see that. And I see that you decided to give it a bathe in my ramen."
"YEP!! I think it likes it," I said looking at the wet cat that was not very unpleased right know. "Why are you here?" Naruto asked still glaring at me. "I'm hungry!"
"Your hungry? Well so am I. Wanna know WHY?!?" Naruto asked
"Why."
"Because there's a CAT! in my ramen."
"Really? How did a cat get in your ramen?" I asked looking down at the bowl of ramen that had the oddly familiar looking cat in it. "YOU PUT IT IN THERE YOU MORON!!!!"
"I did?" I asked looking confused. Narutos face turned red then got up and walked off. I watched as he disappeared then looked down at the cat. "There you are smoky! I've been looking all over for you," I said picking up the cat. "How did you get all wet?"
"Meow!"
All of a sudden a green blur zoomed by and it looked like the wind was blowing my clothes and hair. I over came the sudden blur then started running off in the derision it ran off in. "LEEEEEEE!!!!!!" I screamed running as fast as I could.
"WAIT FOR ME!!!"
I ran for a few more minutes then came upon Lee standing there waiting for me. At seeing me Lee smiled and waved. "HOW ARE YOU MY YOUTHFUL FRIEND!!!" Lee yelled as I came to a stop. "I'M FINE!!!" I yelled back right in his face. Lee blinked then wiped the spit off his face.
"That's good to hear," he said more calmly. "Hey Lee I have a secrete. Wanna hear?" I asked moving in more close. "Sure," Lee whispered also moving in so he could hear the secret. I take a deep birth and whispered something in Lee's ear. Lee's face turned bright red as he looked at me shocked. "Re-really?" he asked.
"Yep!"
"What did you say?" Asked a blond haired girl out of nowhere. That girl was named Jessica. "I said...I LIKE GUYS IN GREEN SPANDAXES!!!!!" Right when I said that Gai-sensei just had walked by. He turned and looked at me then smiled giving me a tombs up.
I smiled and gave him the finger. "Oh sorry," I said putting my hand down then gave him a tombs up as well. "That's the girl for you Lee," Gai said walking off. Lee blinked and looked at me. I was at the moment, picking my nose with my mouth open. Lee sweat dropped.
"Hey guess what!!!" I yelled suddenly throwing my arms up. "What!!" Jessie asked just as excited as I was. "I've got peanut butter in my pants," I said pointing to my pants. Both Lee and Jessie looked at my pants. "Really?" Lee asked.
"Yes!!"
I then saw Sasuke walk by and my pupils got smaller. "What's wrong with your eyes?" Lee asked looking at my eyes. "Chicken," I whispered looking hypnotized.
"What?"
"Chicken," I whispered again. "Did she just say chicken?" Lee asked Jessie. "CHICKEN!!" I yelled taking off running after Sasuke. Sasuke turned and looked and when he saw me his eyes widen and he take off running. "OH GOD NO!! NOT AGAIN!!!" Sasuke yelled as he started running around with me hot on his heals.
"WHY DO YOU KEEP ON DOING THIS?!?" Sasuke asked. "I LIKE CHICKEN!!!" I yelled. "CHICKEN!?! I'M NOT A CHICKEN!!"
For the next three hours I ran after Sasuke yelling chicken over and over.
More to come
