A/N – Okay so here's the song, just in case you've never heard it (most people haven't). When I heard this for some odd reason my thoughts went to these guys (I know, I have issues). Anyways next chapter is the actual story.
P.S – I don't own the song (by bowling for soup) or the characters
"BFFF"
By Bowling For Soup
You are my best friend in the world.
And I hope that you know,
when we hangout together,
it's freakin' awesome.
Playing poker Friday night,
Beer-amantic golf cart races,
You think that my sister's hot,
I accidentally shot your finger
off your writing hand, oh well
you get disability.
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
and told the ambulance to stop at the bar.
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way,
not that there's anything wrong with being gay,
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base,
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
We fart and burp in the same key,
and I think your iPod sucks.
You make fun of my hair because yours is…disappearing.
I've seen your penis you've seen mine
I popped your pimples, you
rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back
You went in fits when I shit my pants
you felt my girls' brand new boobs
you asked to suck them she refused
so while you slept I shaved your head
you woke up and told me that I...
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there's anything wrong with being gay
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know I love you (I freakin love you dude)
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
Na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na
Na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na
You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way,
not that there's anything wrong with being gay,
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.
Na,na,na,na,na,na,
Na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na
