Tweek n Craig.

INSPIRATION: Waking up next to someone i didnt know. We became pretty good friends. I was kinda dissapointed nothing happened D: She was my second eldest brothers girlfriend lulz.

Enjoy :)

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"Nnn." Tweek moaned as he rolled over placing his hand on something warm. He opened his eyes and blinked at a naked Craig right besides him. He got off the bed, got dressed, walked outside the room, shutting the door and began screaming at the top of his lungs. Screaming things like "OMG", "JESUS CHRIST" and "I GOT AIDS!!". He fell to the floor shaking dramatically looking like he was having a heart attack. He continued screaming until he felt a sharp pain in his head and seen an anger management book drop to the floor.

"Shut the hell up you faggot." Craig said walking back in the room.

"D-did you just h-hit me with a book" Tweek asked hurt.

"Yes sir I did." He called out from Tweek's room. Tweek walked into the room to see Craig putting his shirt on.

"GAH! J-jesus Christ!" Tweek twitched, "You really did rape me!"

Craig stopped and stared at Tweek, "What the hell are you talking about? You totaly said I could do you. Last night. Dumbass."

"H-huh?? Wh-when?? I dont remember." Tweek whined.

"Well yea cuz I had to get you drunk first." Craig stated putting his hat on. Tweek sat on his bed silent for a second. Trying to comprehend what was happening. Craig walked toward the door, "bye Tweekers."

"Wh-what??!" Tweek got up, "Gah! You can't just leave like that. I'm not a car that you can just hit and run!"

"umm..." Craig thought and paused for a second and smiled, "want more or something?"

"GAH!" Tweek twitched, "no way! Wipe the silly grin off your face, jerk!"

But as he said it Craig already pushed Tweek on the bed kissing his neck, "Too late for you to wuss out." Craig started unbuttoning his shirt and ran his hands all over his chest getting stifled moans from the blonde.

"N-no. Stop it C-craig." Tweek groaned. Craig smiled and was about to sneak him hand in the coffee addict's pants until his cell started ringing.

"Fuck." Craig said dissapointed getting offa him. Tweek quickly held his shirt closed and simply said.

"B-bad Craig."

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:D I was gonna make it a chapter story but no. Too lazy :3

ily guys so review and no flames plz. Only nice ways to put me down :)