It was a rather cold day to be trying to ambush the Akatsuki but Shino was used to it.
He was always being forced to do things no one else wanted to do.
"Here comes one now" he thought "Wait,isn't that the cannibal?"
He'd always had sort of a weird attraction to him but maybe this was because he spent so much time with bugs,it was causing him to like plants.
"What the hell?!"
He'd been so consumed with thinking about Zetsu that he didn't even notice him sneaking up behind him.
"Were you watching me,Shino?" Zetsu's lighter half questioned.
"Because if you were,I'll have to hurt you." Zetsu's darker half growled.
"No no,it's not what you think." Shino says raising his hands in the air and backing up slowly.
"Then what is it?" both halves asked
"Um...I have a crush on you!!" Shino blurts out not even thinking first.
"Why the hell did I say that?" Shino thinks "Now he'll never like me"
Once again consumed with thought,he didn't even realize both halves were snickering.
"You have a crush on ME?That would make you gay wouldn't it?"The darker half asks between giggles
"Yeah....why?"
"Because I've always had a crush on you as well..." both halves say pulling him into a powerful kiss.
"Wait what?!"he thought"this is so weird,I expected him to eat me"
"Are you going to keep thinking or am I gonna be able to pound your ass into the ground?"both halves asked
Ignoring Zetsu's question,Shino quickly forced his way into Zetsu's mouth.
They fought for dominance but soon Shino gave up allowing the other man to chew on his tongue slightly,making blood seep out.
"Um..Zetsu?We probably should get out of this tree or else we'll get hurt"
" where should we go?Oh,I got it!"Zetsu said picking Shino up like a groom with his bride.
"Where are we going?"
"I found this cave while on a walk.."
"We'd both be in serious trouble if any one found out you fucked the guy you were supposed to be killing."
Next chap,yaoi!
