Dear Bj,
Here I am at Hamunaptra, bored as hell. Apart from the man-eating scarab swarms, the desert raids, the hordes of gold and the walking corpses, what fun is this place? I should've stayed in America.
Anyway, I decided to take a break and write to you. The 1920's are lame, too -I had to go there as well. No TV, no video games, no Gundam! Lucky I brought my laptop.
Speaking of Gundam, I've found an odd braided idol, as well as a sacrificial alter with an ancient female skeleton on it. Further examination reveals it suffered severe burn wounds (probably what caused its death) and, once reconstructed using a program on my laptop, had very distinctive eyebrows.
Are you SURE you don't know how to go back in time?
Kuso. I hate that noise. It's either a bunch of bugs, some Medjai, or a walking, talking corpse again. Well, whatever it is, I guess I'll go shoot it; Then back to the (boring) treasure!
Ja ne,
Akai Ku
Egypt, Africa
Hamunaptra, City Of The Dead
1926
PS: It was a walking corpse of a Medjai with scarabs inside of it. O.o;;; I should come home soon....
PSS: Uh-oh.... I forgot to pack my meds with me. Err...
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Dear Akai:
Sitting on the plane with Dilandau, waiting to get to Australia. When I do,
I'm going to leave him there. In the middle of the Outback. So he can
torture those Survivor people.
Damn, he's so single-minded. Damn. He's so single minded. Stop making me
repeat myself, it's bad for my health!!
Anyway, he perked up after he heard the thing about burns on the skulls.
Now he's talking about skulls, which is good because it means he won't be
trying to take my new lighter out of my pocket. My shiny green one..
You sure you don't want me to pick you up on my way back? I can take a stop
in Egypt and meet some spitting camels.
Bring the skull back so we can clone it and use it as a torture object.
*cackles evilly*
Ah yes. Okay.. nothing more to report here. Dilandau-sama's getting
restless and he left his stuffed dragon at home. You know, the one with the
built-in flamethrower?
Adios.
BJ
PS: Did I mention Hotohori was hot?
PPS: Really hot?
PPPS: No, really. The guy's got the best Anime hair EVER!!
PPPPS: Even better than Duo's!
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Dear Bj,
Sounds like a good plan to me. I like your clone idea.
I'd love it if you could pick me up after you drop Dilandau off, but there's slight problem in that I am also in 1926. I'm sure you could figure something out.
BTW, I found an ancient stone tablet depicting scenes of ancient Egyptian torture. I'll send some quotes to you later, after I translate the heratic. Maybe it'll cheer Dilli-samma up?
*paper is screwed up here*
Ack, sorry. Another corpse attack. These guys just don't quit! They need hobbies (either that or they should just stay dead!) besides terrorizing a lone archeologist.
Let me know how many people Dilandau "evicts" soon, and don't worry, I have the entire corpse!
Back to the ruins!
Akai Ku
Egypt, Africa
Hamunaptra, City of The Dead
1926
PS: I don't think you did mention that. My brother'd probably be jealous. I wonder how he's doing? Check for me if you can.
PPS: I think I've found another corpse! I'll have info by the time you send your next letter!
PPPS: WHOA, backtrack, YOU think someone is HOT?!
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Dear Akai:
Today is the first day of our trip in Australia. Dilandau-sama has already
found the Survivor's camp and.. let's just say things have gotten
interesting. All the camps are burned to the ground and those torches that
the meeting places have are stolen. Also, the Survivor people seem to be on
edge but I can't figure out why..
I'll see what I can do in the way of cloning. I'm sure if I read Jurassic
Park a few more times, I could figure out how to clone the owner of that
skeleton.
1926? Booooring year. I'd much prefer to go to 1026 or something. Heh.
Yeaah.
Zombies.. *shudders and whimpers* Zombies eeevil.. Another time where my new
lighter comes in handy.
Ah yes. I'd better get going soon. Dilandau-sama just mentioned something
about frying ham. I hope he means a pig and not one of the older members of
the show..
BJ
PS: Your brother still has nothing compared to my Q-chan. XÞ
PPS: Great!! What kind of corpse? Does it seem to be one of a yelling
whining female pacifist?
PPPS: Yess.. Trunks-sama is HOT!! ^.^ So's Nick Lea but..
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Dear BJ,
Today some really weird people came to the ruins. There was this bald guy who reminded me of a zombie (only cuter), a sniveling little dweeb in a fez (you know, those hats that "Quatre's Merry Men" wear?), and an English lady. A short while later, there was a lot of exploding and I saw three men; A gunfighter, I'm pretty sure American, an Englishman who reminded me of the lady, and a Medjai who DIDN'T try to kill me (yes!) with a machine gun and kick-arse hieroglyph and Arabic tattoos on his face. When I asked the latter group what they were doing here, Mr. Trigger-Happy yelled something about "Rescuing damsel... distress.... killing bad guy.... Save the world". He then commenced to tell me to "Get the Hell out of here!"
Does this seem familiar to anyone else?
Anywho, back to my research. The mummy I mentioned in my last letter DID turn out to be a woman and DID have a medal with the hieroglyph for "Peace" on it (I cut it in half; On the inside it also had the hieroglyph for "Hypocrite". Go figure.). I can't reconstruct much with only this laptop, but she does seem to have had honey-blond hair -unusual in ancient Egypt.
Her death seemed to have been slow and painful. I'll bring the remains.
It sounds like Dilandau is having fun. Then again, it also sounds like holy hell. Ah well, it's better than where I am, doing research on dead people.
Actually, the zombies aren't that bad; Most of them can be killed by a a shot to the head! Whoa, what was that shaking?!
Bj, I think I'd better get out of here. The ruins are REALLY starting to shake. I'll write to you when I can; In the meantime, I'm grabbing my stuff and scooting!
Bai!
Akai Ku
Egypt, Africa
Hamunaptra, City of The Dead
1926
PS Duo's funnier, but _I_ can't say anything positive about Q-samma without you killing me!
PSS: The same goes for negative....
PSSS: I don't have time for writing these Post Scripts!!!
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Dear Akai:
Really? They seem familiar. Maybe I've seen them on TV..
Okay!! Clone that one too, I'm sure your brother would love to use her for
target practice for something. *grins*
Dilandau is indeed having a FANTASTIC time!! Now everyone is giving him
presents and calling him 'master'. Except for one person who is spinning on
a spit in front of a bonfire. I'll have to talk to him about that.. *sighs*
I really do think he's missing everyone else.. maybe I should give Van and
Folken calls?
Shaking? Uh oh.. RUNRUNRUN!! Scarabs everywhere!! EEEE!!
PS: Yes you can. But remember whose property the guy is.
PPS: No. No negative comments. Except for about his shirt.
PPPS RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!
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Here I am at Hamunaptra, bored as hell. Apart from the man-eating scarab swarms, the desert raids, the hordes of gold and the walking corpses, what fun is this place? I should've stayed in America.
Anyway, I decided to take a break and write to you. The 1920's are lame, too -I had to go there as well. No TV, no video games, no Gundam! Lucky I brought my laptop.
Speaking of Gundam, I've found an odd braided idol, as well as a sacrificial alter with an ancient female skeleton on it. Further examination reveals it suffered severe burn wounds (probably what caused its death) and, once reconstructed using a program on my laptop, had very distinctive eyebrows.
Are you SURE you don't know how to go back in time?
Kuso. I hate that noise. It's either a bunch of bugs, some Medjai, or a walking, talking corpse again. Well, whatever it is, I guess I'll go shoot it; Then back to the (boring) treasure!
Ja ne,
Akai Ku
Egypt, Africa
Hamunaptra, City Of The Dead
1926
PS: It was a walking corpse of a Medjai with scarabs inside of it. O.o;;; I should come home soon....
PSS: Uh-oh.... I forgot to pack my meds with me. Err...
=============================================================
Dear Akai:
Sitting on the plane with Dilandau, waiting to get to Australia. When I do,
I'm going to leave him there. In the middle of the Outback. So he can
torture those Survivor people.
Damn, he's so single-minded. Damn. He's so single minded. Stop making me
repeat myself, it's bad for my health!!
Anyway, he perked up after he heard the thing about burns on the skulls.
Now he's talking about skulls, which is good because it means he won't be
trying to take my new lighter out of my pocket. My shiny green one..
You sure you don't want me to pick you up on my way back? I can take a stop
in Egypt and meet some spitting camels.
Bring the skull back so we can clone it and use it as a torture object.
*cackles evilly*
Ah yes. Okay.. nothing more to report here. Dilandau-sama's getting
restless and he left his stuffed dragon at home. You know, the one with the
built-in flamethrower?
Adios.
BJ
PS: Did I mention Hotohori was hot?
PPS: Really hot?
PPPS: No, really. The guy's got the best Anime hair EVER!!
PPPPS: Even better than Duo's!
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Dear Bj,
Sounds like a good plan to me. I like your clone idea.
I'd love it if you could pick me up after you drop Dilandau off, but there's slight problem in that I am also in 1926. I'm sure you could figure something out.
BTW, I found an ancient stone tablet depicting scenes of ancient Egyptian torture. I'll send some quotes to you later, after I translate the heratic. Maybe it'll cheer Dilli-samma up?
*paper is screwed up here*
Ack, sorry. Another corpse attack. These guys just don't quit! They need hobbies (either that or they should just stay dead!) besides terrorizing a lone archeologist.
Let me know how many people Dilandau "evicts" soon, and don't worry, I have the entire corpse!
Back to the ruins!
Akai Ku
Egypt, Africa
Hamunaptra, City of The Dead
1926
PS: I don't think you did mention that. My brother'd probably be jealous. I wonder how he's doing? Check for me if you can.
PPS: I think I've found another corpse! I'll have info by the time you send your next letter!
PPPS: WHOA, backtrack, YOU think someone is HOT?!
=========================================================
Dear Akai:
Today is the first day of our trip in Australia. Dilandau-sama has already
found the Survivor's camp and.. let's just say things have gotten
interesting. All the camps are burned to the ground and those torches that
the meeting places have are stolen. Also, the Survivor people seem to be on
edge but I can't figure out why..
I'll see what I can do in the way of cloning. I'm sure if I read Jurassic
Park a few more times, I could figure out how to clone the owner of that
skeleton.
1926? Booooring year. I'd much prefer to go to 1026 or something. Heh.
Yeaah.
Zombies.. *shudders and whimpers* Zombies eeevil.. Another time where my new
lighter comes in handy.
Ah yes. I'd better get going soon. Dilandau-sama just mentioned something
about frying ham. I hope he means a pig and not one of the older members of
the show..
BJ
PS: Your brother still has nothing compared to my Q-chan. XÞ
PPS: Great!! What kind of corpse? Does it seem to be one of a yelling
whining female pacifist?
PPPS: Yess.. Trunks-sama is HOT!! ^.^ So's Nick Lea but..
===========================================================
Dear BJ,
Today some really weird people came to the ruins. There was this bald guy who reminded me of a zombie (only cuter), a sniveling little dweeb in a fez (you know, those hats that "Quatre's Merry Men" wear?), and an English lady. A short while later, there was a lot of exploding and I saw three men; A gunfighter, I'm pretty sure American, an Englishman who reminded me of the lady, and a Medjai who DIDN'T try to kill me (yes!) with a machine gun and kick-arse hieroglyph and Arabic tattoos on his face. When I asked the latter group what they were doing here, Mr. Trigger-Happy yelled something about "Rescuing damsel... distress.... killing bad guy.... Save the world". He then commenced to tell me to "Get the Hell out of here!"
Does this seem familiar to anyone else?
Anywho, back to my research. The mummy I mentioned in my last letter DID turn out to be a woman and DID have a medal with the hieroglyph for "Peace" on it (I cut it in half; On the inside it also had the hieroglyph for "Hypocrite". Go figure.). I can't reconstruct much with only this laptop, but she does seem to have had honey-blond hair -unusual in ancient Egypt.
Her death seemed to have been slow and painful. I'll bring the remains.
It sounds like Dilandau is having fun. Then again, it also sounds like holy hell. Ah well, it's better than where I am, doing research on dead people.
Actually, the zombies aren't that bad; Most of them can be killed by a a shot to the head! Whoa, what was that shaking?!
Bj, I think I'd better get out of here. The ruins are REALLY starting to shake. I'll write to you when I can; In the meantime, I'm grabbing my stuff and scooting!
Bai!
Akai Ku
Egypt, Africa
Hamunaptra, City of The Dead
1926
PS Duo's funnier, but _I_ can't say anything positive about Q-samma without you killing me!
PSS: The same goes for negative....
PSSS: I don't have time for writing these Post Scripts!!!
===========================================
Dear Akai:
Really? They seem familiar. Maybe I've seen them on TV..
Okay!! Clone that one too, I'm sure your brother would love to use her for
target practice for something. *grins*
Dilandau is indeed having a FANTASTIC time!! Now everyone is giving him
presents and calling him 'master'. Except for one person who is spinning on
a spit in front of a bonfire. I'll have to talk to him about that.. *sighs*
I really do think he's missing everyone else.. maybe I should give Van and
Folken calls?
Shaking? Uh oh.. RUNRUNRUN!! Scarabs everywhere!! EEEE!!
PS: Yes you can. But remember whose property the guy is.
PPS: No. No negative comments. Except for about his shirt.
PPPS RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!
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