CT, I own none of the Harry Potter characters. This is a HUGE o/c story and it is very twisted, so, please no flames.

Harry, I have a feeling we're not going to like this at all.

CT, "grins" Just wait and see.

Ron, "cringes" That makes me dread it even worse.


"Hello to all. My name is Peeves. I've been a ghost in Hogwarts castle for many years. Though I must say that I have never seen anything quite as interesting as Harry Potter and his friends and foes. I shall show you all what I mean."

Silently Peeves went to the Griffindor dormitory , which was empty except for one person. "Well, well. If it isn't Mr. Potter himself."

Harry sat there. Depression filled his thoughts. "Why….why!"

Peeves arched a brow in curiosity. He had to know more about why Harry was acting strange. So, he inched closer. He then realized that Harry was dressed up emo. 'What in the blazes?'

Black tears ran down Harry's mascara smeared face as he held a picture of Ron. "Must we always be a part? Ronald, my love, I dream of telling you my feelings. Feelings of passion hotter than a thousand suns."

All Peeves could do was stare at Harry in shock. When had he become, as the kids now days said, emo? And why was he crying about feelings for Ron? Realization hit him. It couldn't be. The great Harry Potter…gay? It took everything Peeves had to not burst into laughter.

Harry sniffled and put the picture of Ron away. "One day my beloved." Suddenly the song I'm bringing sexy back by Justin Timberlake starts playing. "Yes, you're bringing sexy back!" Harry sang as he danced around. He pulled out a poster of Justin Timberlake and batted his eyes. "I love you almost as much as I love my fiery tempered god Ron." Quickly he kisses the poster.

"Note to self. Stay away from Potter." Peeves said to himself so that Harry couldn't hear him.

"Now for fun." Harry chimed as he got out three voodoo dolls. Labeled Brittany, Cameron, and Hermione. "I HOPE ALL OF YOU BASTARDS DIE!" He stabbed at them with daggers.

Peeves cringed and backed away. "I'm very scared now."

Harry got out his wand and yelled, "LUMOS!" When his wand did the spell he cursed. "Bloody hell…which spell was it!" He stomped his foot in frustration.

"Harry!" Ron's voice sounded from the common room.

His eyes were closed. "That sweet angelic sound. I'm coming my love!" Quickly Harry changed back into his normal clothes, put the poster and dolls away, and ran from the room.

Peeves merely twitched. "Well….that was certainly….odd….We better leave now before we get caught." He tapped his chin. "Though it would be good to use this information for blackmail….Anyway! Our next victim..oops…I mean study will be Harry's love, Ron Weasly."


CT, Hope you enjoyed it!

Harry, "twitches" I…am not gay.

CT, Oh come on. It's just a story.

Harry, Just a story!

CT, Don't worry, Ron's is even better.

Ron, What!

CT, You'll have to wait until the next chapter!