RANDOOOOOMMMMMM!

We don't care what you think of this; this is just a random doodle paper fict thingy. NOODLES! Oh and we don't own anyone mentioned beside ourselves!

-LiviCullen & WriterHores32

(Meanwhile at Starbucks…)

LC: I LIKE CHEESE!
WH: You freak me out sometimes you know that right?

LC: I know! But-

CRASH
LC: What was that?
WH: It looks like NOOOOOO! THE CULLENS!

LC: Stupid Shiny car people, RUN YOUR EXPENSIVE CARS INTO YOUR OWN STARBUCKS!

Edward: We came for the party…and the blood fest.

WH: Get out of here you freaks I'm not going to have my blood drank by weirdoes who sparkle in the sun!

Emmet: MOMMY! SHE CALLED ME A WEIRDOE!

LC: Oh give me a break…

WH: My sister hates freaks so get the heck out of here before I go all Buffy on your sparkly asses!

Carslie: We just want our coffee, we shall leave after that.
LC: You better, cause-

CRASH

LC: WHY DOES THAT ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN I TALK?

WH: Cause you're cooler than me so stop talking awesomeness

Edward: We got da coffee and now we're out like a flyboy.

LC: Uhh, ok…. whatever you just said. Who crashed into the window?
Jinxx: WE DIDDDDD!
WH: Who the heck are you guys and what's with the freaky makeup?

LC: It's guy liner, not makeup and THEY'RE BVB! OH MY GAWD! All right, fan girl over.

Andy: So calm but yet so freak out, I like it.

WH: She's my best friend you break her heart I break your face! GOT IT!

BVB: ….

LC: Yeah, that's what happened last time she said that to some guy. Scared him half to death and he never talked again. Shame.

CC: How could someone so harmless looking silence someone with FEAR?

WH: I know 580 ways to kill a person and you think I'm harmless? I HATE YOU!

Ashley: Haha, you have such a way with the ladies, Christian.

CC: Shut. Up.

LC: What are you guys doing here anyway?

Andy: Well it's a long story….

WH: And I don't have the time or the patience to hear it from some kind of cute guys, so come on Livi, let's go!

Andy:! Whoa, I'm never talking that fast again!

LC: Good for you! Anyway, we gotta head to the Hot Topic and I doubt it'd be the best idea to bring you guys along, so…

Jake: You don't like us do you?
LC: No it's just that-

Jake: I KNEW IT! YOUR'RE EVIL!

Andy: He has hot topic issues, if you even mention it, he wants to go.

LC: Ally, your mom's driving us, so…

WH: Oh yeah let's get the heck out of here before a cartoon character shows…

SW: Hey anyone know where the nearest stable is?

WH: up. Kill me now!

LC: Face Palm Take a right out of here and then a left. Keep going and you should hit it eventually.

SW: Thank you! Disappears

LC: Can this day get any weirder?
Andy: Doubt it.

Jake: Hot Topic?
LC: Yes, at least I think so.

WH: If anyone else shows up I'll probably go Homicidal.

NS: Hey anyone know where the airport is?
WH: OH MY GOD! NICK STOKES!

CC: Oh so she likes him but not me?
LC: We're women, get over it!
Andy: She has a point…

Jake: I WILL DIE UNLESS WE GO TO HOT TOPIC!

WH: Fine, but we first are driving Nick Stokes to the airport!

LC: Please tell me you guys know how to blend in…

Ashley: Blend in is our middle name!
LC: No it's not!
Ashley: YES IT IS!
LC: NO IT'S NOT!

(15 minutes later….)

Ashley: Yes…. it…. is!
LC: No…. it's…. oh, forget it! I'm sick of screaming at you! Can we go now?

JAKE: HOT TOPIC!
WH: Fine come on Nick.

NS: What have I gotten myself into?

Airport…

WH: Goodbye Nick can I visit you the next time I'm in Vegas?

NS: If you're dead sure!

Andy: Ohhh! BURN!
WH: It's not a burn; he's a CSI dumbo. I'd have to be dead for him to see me again or I'd have or kill somebody, which I'm not going to do!

LC: Now that that's out of the way, TO HOT TOPIC!
Jake: FINALLY!

Hot Topic…

LC: Ahh, hot topic, the get away for any musical misfit like myself.

Andy: You call yourself a misfit?
LC: Yep! I'm the only one, besides my brother, who does!
Andy: Weird…

Jake: HOT TOPIC!
WH: I love their clothes they are soooo creative.

LC: Wait, you guys aren't blending in!
Jinxx: Do you really think someone will think that we're the real BVB? Come on, so unlikely.

LC: Fine, but when you get mauled, don't come crying to me!

WH: Or me cause then I'll just join them in the mauling!

CC: I'm really starting to think that you hate us…

Andy: Same here…

LC: We can solve that unsolvable mystery later, everyone, disperse!

(Minutes later…)

Andy: THEY HAVE A BATMAN SECTION!

LC: THEY HAVE TOKIO HOTEL MERCH!
Jake: I CAN FINALLY RELAX!
CC: I STILL THINK THAT GIRL-,OH THEY HAVE EXTREMEMLY STUDDED BELTS!

WH:OH MY GOD! DRESSES, PANTS, BELTS, BAGS, I'M IN HEAVEN!

(Minutes later at checkout…)

Random checkout person: That'll be five thousand, six hundred dollars. Will that be cash, check or card?
LC: passes out

WH: Oh they're the ones who are paying isn't that right Christian?

(All look at CC…)

CC: mutters Help me….

Andy: CC?
CC: Yeah, we are. (Pulls out credit card)

Andy: WTF DUDE!

RCOP: Have a wonderful day.

(Outside of Hot Topic…)

WH: Thanks Christian kisses him on the cheek

CC: Yea, yeah.

LC: KNEW IT I KNEW IT! YOU LIKE HER! YOU CANNOT DENY YOUR AFFECTIONS FOR MY FRIEND COMA!
Andy: Weren't you just passed out?
LC: I'm a very good faker…

Jake: You know what, I think it's time for a group hug!
LC: Are you high?
Andy: I second that question.

Ashley: Jake, you have been acting extremely weird today…

Jake: LET'S JUST DO A DAMN GROUP HUG!

All others: Fine!

(Group hug time!)

LC: Who wants to bet that in five seconds someone else is going to show up, you guys are going to be mobbed or both? Group vote…

WH: Both.

Andy: Random character.

Jinxx: Mobbed.

CC: Both.

Ashley: Character.

Jake: Mobbed.

LC: BOTH!

(Moments later…)

Andy: WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT?
WH: I can't believe that Justin Bieber showed up!

LC: And I can't believe they're getting mobbed! LETS HAVE SOME ORDER HERE PEOPLE!

JB: AHHH! GUYS WITH MAKEUP! GET AWAY!

WH: Hey it's cool they're kind of nice. NOW EVERYONE THAT WANTS TO SEE THE BIEBES GET OUT AND EVERYONE FOR BVB GET OUT OF THIS STATE!

LC: Wow, I didn't think that'd work.

Jake: I THOGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE!
LC: You've been over exaggerating all day, calm down.

Andy: What should we do with him? Points at JB

WH: How about you call Selena and have her pick you up?

JB: What ever it takes to get away from those freaks!
Andy: WE ARE NOT FREAKS!
LC: If I had a gun right now…

JB: Justin out!
WH: Okay see you in concert.

CC: Wait why didn't you kiss him?

WH: Because he has a girlfriend, duh!

CC: Oh.

LC: I feel for ya bud.

CC: I DON'T HAVE A THING FOR HER!

LC: Oh please, don't lie to the all knowing!
Andy: All knowing what?
LC: Nothing, just all knowing!

WH: How about we just go to my house and discuss this over some nice hot chocolate?

Jake: CHOCOLATE!
Andy: Faceplam I apologize for his behavior.

LC: It's cool, he's kind of like me except he's a whole lot weirder and he's a guy so...

WH: YOU TWO ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!

LC: Wait, what?
Andy: What?

(To be continued…Maybe…)