RANDOOOOOMMMMMM!
We don't care what you think of this; this is just a random doodle paper fict thingy. NOODLES! Oh and we don't own anyone mentioned beside ourselves!
-LiviCullen & WriterHores32
(Meanwhile at Starbucks…)
LC: I LIKE CHEESE!
WH: You freak me out sometimes you know that right?
LC: I know! But-
CRASH
LC: What was that?
WH: It looks like NOOOOOO! THE CULLENS!
LC: Stupid Shiny car people, RUN YOUR EXPENSIVE CARS INTO YOUR OWN STARBUCKS!
Edward: We came for the party…and the blood fest.
WH: Get out of here you freaks I'm not going to have my blood drank by weirdoes who sparkle in the sun!
Emmet: MOMMY! SHE CALLED ME A WEIRDOE!
LC: Oh give me a break…
WH: My sister hates freaks so get the heck out of here before I go all Buffy on your sparkly asses!
Carslie: We just want our coffee, we shall leave after that.
LC: You better, cause-
CRASH
LC: WHY DOES THAT ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN I TALK?
WH: Cause you're cooler than me so stop talking awesomeness
Edward: We got da coffee and now we're out like a flyboy.
LC: Uhh, ok…. whatever you just said. Who crashed into the window?
Jinxx: WE DIDDDDD!
WH: Who the heck are you guys and what's with the freaky makeup?
LC: It's guy liner, not makeup and THEY'RE BVB! OH MY GAWD! All right, fan girl over.
Andy: So calm but yet so freak out, I like it.
WH: She's my best friend you break her heart I break your face! GOT IT!
BVB: ….
LC: Yeah, that's what happened last time she said that to some guy. Scared him half to death and he never talked again. Shame.
CC: How could someone so harmless looking silence someone with FEAR?
WH: I know 580 ways to kill a person and you think I'm harmless? I HATE YOU!
Ashley: Haha, you have such a way with the ladies, Christian.
CC: Shut. Up.
LC: What are you guys doing here anyway?
Andy: Well it's a long story….
WH: And I don't have the time or the patience to hear it from some kind of cute guys, so come on Livi, let's go!
Andy:! Whoa, I'm never talking that fast again!
LC: Good for you! Anyway, we gotta head to the Hot Topic and I doubt it'd be the best idea to bring you guys along, so…
Jake: You don't like us do you?
LC: No it's just that-
Jake: I KNEW IT! YOUR'RE EVIL!
Andy: He has hot topic issues, if you even mention it, he wants to go.
LC: Ally, your mom's driving us, so…
WH: Oh yeah let's get the heck out of here before a cartoon character shows…
SW: Hey anyone know where the nearest stable is?
WH: up. Kill me now!
LC: Face Palm Take a right out of here and then a left. Keep going and you should hit it eventually.
SW: Thank you! Disappears
LC: Can this day get any weirder?
Andy: Doubt it.
Jake: Hot Topic?
LC: Yes, at least I think so.
WH: If anyone else shows up I'll probably go Homicidal.
NS: Hey anyone know where the airport is?
WH: OH MY GOD! NICK STOKES!
CC: Oh so she likes him but not me?
LC: We're women, get over it!
Andy: She has a point…
Jake: I WILL DIE UNLESS WE GO TO HOT TOPIC!
WH: Fine, but we first are driving Nick Stokes to the airport!
LC: Please tell me you guys know how to blend in…
Ashley: Blend in is our middle name!
LC: No it's not!
Ashley: YES IT IS!
LC: NO IT'S NOT!
(15 minutes later….)
Ashley: Yes…. it…. is!
LC: No…. it's…. oh, forget it! I'm sick of screaming at you! Can we go now?
JAKE: HOT TOPIC!
WH: Fine come on Nick.
NS: What have I gotten myself into?
Airport…
WH: Goodbye Nick can I visit you the next time I'm in Vegas?
NS: If you're dead sure!
Andy: Ohhh! BURN!
WH: It's not a burn; he's a CSI dumbo. I'd have to be dead for him to see me again or I'd have or kill somebody, which I'm not going to do!
LC: Now that that's out of the way, TO HOT TOPIC!
Jake: FINALLY!
Hot Topic…
LC: Ahh, hot topic, the get away for any musical misfit like myself.
Andy: You call yourself a misfit?
LC: Yep! I'm the only one, besides my brother, who does!
Andy: Weird…
Jake: HOT TOPIC!
WH: I love their clothes they are soooo creative.
LC: Wait, you guys aren't blending in!
Jinxx: Do you really think someone will think that we're the real BVB? Come on, so unlikely.
LC: Fine, but when you get mauled, don't come crying to me!
WH: Or me cause then I'll just join them in the mauling!
CC: I'm really starting to think that you hate us…
Andy: Same here…
LC: We can solve that unsolvable mystery later, everyone, disperse!
(Minutes later…)
Andy: THEY HAVE A BATMAN SECTION!
LC: THEY HAVE TOKIO HOTEL MERCH!
Jake: I CAN FINALLY RELAX!
CC: I STILL THINK THAT GIRL-,OH THEY HAVE EXTREMEMLY STUDDED BELTS!
WH:OH MY GOD! DRESSES, PANTS, BELTS, BAGS, I'M IN HEAVEN!
(Minutes later at checkout…)
Random checkout person: That'll be five thousand, six hundred dollars. Will that be cash, check or card?
LC: passes out
WH: Oh they're the ones who are paying isn't that right Christian?
(All look at CC…)
CC: mutters Help me….
Andy: CC?
CC: Yeah, we are. (Pulls out credit card)
Andy: WTF DUDE!
RCOP: Have a wonderful day.
(Outside of Hot Topic…)
WH: Thanks Christian kisses him on the cheek
CC: Yea, yeah.
LC: KNEW IT I KNEW IT! YOU LIKE HER! YOU CANNOT DENY YOUR AFFECTIONS FOR MY FRIEND COMA!
Andy: Weren't you just passed out?
LC: I'm a very good faker…
Jake: You know what, I think it's time for a group hug!
LC: Are you high?
Andy: I second that question.
Ashley: Jake, you have been acting extremely weird today…
Jake: LET'S JUST DO A DAMN GROUP HUG!
All others: Fine!
(Group hug time!)
LC: Who wants to bet that in five seconds someone else is going to show up, you guys are going to be mobbed or both? Group vote…
WH: Both.
Andy: Random character.
Jinxx: Mobbed.
CC: Both.
Ashley: Character.
Jake: Mobbed.
LC: BOTH!
(Moments later…)
Andy: WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT?
WH: I can't believe that Justin Bieber showed up!
LC: And I can't believe they're getting mobbed! LETS HAVE SOME ORDER HERE PEOPLE!
JB: AHHH! GUYS WITH MAKEUP! GET AWAY!
WH: Hey it's cool they're kind of nice. NOW EVERYONE THAT WANTS TO SEE THE BIEBES GET OUT AND EVERYONE FOR BVB GET OUT OF THIS STATE!
LC: Wow, I didn't think that'd work.
Jake: I THOGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE!
LC: You've been over exaggerating all day, calm down.
Andy: What should we do with him? Points at JB
WH: How about you call Selena and have her pick you up?
JB: What ever it takes to get away from those freaks!
Andy: WE ARE NOT FREAKS!
LC: If I had a gun right now…
JB: Justin out!
WH: Okay see you in concert.
CC: Wait why didn't you kiss him?
WH: Because he has a girlfriend, duh!
CC: Oh.
LC: I feel for ya bud.
CC: I DON'T HAVE A THING FOR HER!
LC: Oh please, don't lie to the all knowing!
Andy: All knowing what?
LC: Nothing, just all knowing!
WH: How about we just go to my house and discuss this over some nice hot chocolate?
Jake: CHOCOLATE!
Andy: Faceplam I apologize for his behavior.
LC: It's cool, he's kind of like me except he's a whole lot weirder and he's a guy so...
WH: YOU TWO ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!
LC: Wait, what?
Andy: What?
(To be continued…Maybe…)
