Keri: In my free time I like to think of kink meme prompts I'd like to ask for but never will because I never fill any. This one got a little out of hand. It was too funny, I thought, to just leave in my brain, though now that it's typed out it seems too short to post. Doing it anyway.
Pairing: Russia/Lithuania, Russia/China, Russia/America, Russia/France
Disclaimer: Axis Powers Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya
Zdravstvujtye, I am Ivan Braginski, The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Now, you may ask me, "Vanya, is it not enough for you, a thirty-five year old man, to be in the position of having a lovely Lithuanian boy of nineteen as your personal secretary and as your secret lover-" may the ban on homosexuality that my beloved Stalin put into place be lifted soon, "-why must you also bring such humiliation upon him by bringing him to your meetings? In front of such powerful, yet idiotic, countries you treat him like a dog!"
Well you see, tavárishch, it is simply part of my three part plan:
1. I will be getting back at the Yao Wang by showing him that he is not the only attractive, feminine-looking, homosexual I have to call to my bed. No one dumps Ivan Braginski.
2. I can sneak behind my dear boss' back – may he forgive me in my weakness – and spend a few nights with my Litva without fear of being caught, lest we both be sent to a gulag!
3. Make the others jealous of Litva's position in the Soviet Union by hearing him moan about the size and skill of my manhood while we make love; even if I have to prompt him out of shyness.
Although, it is not as though the others do not know, for I am well aware that when Yao and I were more happily one, he would gossip quiet continuously about it. And trust me, it does not go unnoticed by me that on several occasions each of the other nations have been staring at that particular part of me.
It seems as though Francis would like another taste of his defeat during the Napoleonic Wars, and dear Alfred, do not pretend you do not want to become one!
