Author Notes: Okay, am I the only one whose ever wandered about this or am I just weird?! Read and Review! Praise, flame, or jus be stupid on my review board! Dun really care! O.o And now... Oh yeah and no one is mine! Yaddayaddayadda! And now...


Serena tossed and turned in her midnight blue sleeping bag, white crescent moons glowing from its soft material. She flopped down on her stomach and glared enviously at the rest of the daughters, all sound asleep. She threw an angry sigh at Vanessa, a goofy smile plastered over her pretty face as she grasped the covers of her Britney Spears sleeping bag. If she hadn't convinced them all to take that midnight trip to Taco Bell, Serena wouldn't have had fifteen burritos. She would be sound asleep right now and her stomach wouldn't be killing her. She gave another glare in Vanessa's direction. She had had atleast ten more than Serena had yet she was still sound asleep. That girl had a stomach of steel. Serena sighed and watched as Vanessa fell to her side, wisps of blonde falling over her eyes.

"Oh Stanton", she muttered in her sleep. Serena's eyes went red. That was it. Not only had she stole her Britney Spears CD and taken the last Taco Bell Grande, but she was dreaming about her boyfriend. It was on now. But before Serena could even move from her sleeping bag, a snoring Jimena rolled over on her, plastering her to the floor. She struggled to move but it was impossible.

"Too... heavy", she moaned, attempting to push Jimena off of her. When she realized that it was useless, she just sat there scowling at Jimena's black sleeping bag across the room, skulls with X's through them, covering its surface. How had Jimena gotten over to her side anyway? How had she gotten into her sleeping bag? Sometimes she had to wonder about that girl...

After a while, she could feel her eyelids growing heavy and in a matter of seconds, she was floating in a dreamland filled with crescent moons, burrito grandes, and chibi Stantons. But just as soon as she had drifted off, a thump at the window brought her dream to an abrupt halt. She groaned and started towards the window when she realized that Jimena was still holding her hostage. She sighed. It was times like this that she wanted to scream. So she did.

"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Jimena rose and gave her an inquisitive look.

"Chica, es tu loca?"

"Wha?" she asked, stupidly. She wished that she wouldn't cut so many Spanish classes to be with Stanton.

Jimena sighed. "What's wrong?"

"Yeah", a voice rang from across the room. "You almost gave me a heart attack".

Serena looked up to see Catty standing over her Mickey Mouse sleeping bag, dark circles under her eyes.

"Don't worry", the still sleeping Vanessa murmured from her dreams. "I won't tell Serena"

Serena lunged at her, but Jimena held her back.

"It's just a dream, girl", an amusing smile crossed her tired face. "Don't sweat it".

"I guess you're right" Serena sighed and then turned back to the window. "I heard something. Do you think Tymmie and Karyl followed us after we fought them tonight?"

"Well, that's what they are, right?" Jimena grimaced in disgust. "Followers?"

She ran a finger across the now lonely window panes.

"I wonder what it could have been"

"I think I know", Catty's voice wavered from across the room. They spun around, anxious to find the culprit...... and fell out laughing. Before them stood five girls about their age, all dressed in disgustingly cheesy (and short) fukus. One of them who had what seemed like meatballs on her head, spoke up.

"I am Sailor Moon!"

They all just sat there staring at her.

"Big deal", Catty finally said. "Can I go back to sleep now?"

"Hey!" Sailor Moon stomped on the ground accidently kicking Vanessa's head.

"Ow", she moaned from her sleeping bag, her blue eyes opening. Serena had to struggle to keep from smiling.

"You ripped us off", a raven haired sailor spoke from the back.

Serena cocked an eyebrow at her. "We don't even know you"

"Oh, you will", a stranger in a top hat spoke from the back. "You will. Meh hehehehehehehehe"

Everyone stared at him strangely. Sailor Moon took him by the ear. "I told you about that"

"Anyway" started a smart- looking sailor with short, blue hair. "We came here to put a stop to this. You can't be daughters of the moon because SHE is". She pushed Sailor Moon foward, who fell flat on her face. Pulling herself to her feet, she smoothed back her meatballs and began to speak.

"Yes,. I am Princess Serenity and my mother is Selene"

"You're our sister then", began Jimena.

"I DON'T HAVE ANY SISTERS!" Sailor Moon screeched.

Growing curious, Serena started to seep into her mind, but all she found was food and erotic dreams about the doofy guy in the top hat. Snapping out of her thoughts she realized that Sailor Moon was staring straight at her in contempt.

"Maybe she betrayed us for the Atrox", Jimena whispered.

Sailor Moon burst.

"The Atrox?!" she screamed. "I don't even know what the Atrox IS! But I do know one thing" She pointed at Serena accussingly.

"Boy, that's the truth" a brunette sailor piped up.

"I know that she stole my name"

Serena stared at her, now annoyed. "You said your name was Sailor Moon"

Serena started to counter but instead just stood there scratching her head. She was obviously confused. The short haired girl interupted.

"I am Sailor Mercury and she's right", she started. "Sailor Moon is just her warrior name. Her true identity is Serena"

"And not only that", the raven haired girl spoke up. "She stole her speech". She pointed at Vanessa. Vanessa looked up, bewildered.

"What?!" She asked inoccently when she noticed the rest of the daughters eying her suspiciously. It was just like Vanessa to take something that wasn't hers. Music. Boyfriends. Taco Bell Grandes. "All I said was: I am Sailor Moon, Champion of Justice and on behalf of the moon, I'll punish you!"

Sailor Moon began to sob into Sailor Mercury's shoulder. Jimena glared at Vanessa.

"Okay, not only is that speech unbelievably cheesy and lame" Sailor Moon sobbed harder. "But you ripped them off"

"Exactly", piped up a blonde standing next to Mercury. "So now we have no choice but to ask you to surrender your moon amulets. We're the true champions of justice"

"Never!" Jimena and Serena shouted at the same time. Catty and Vanessa just looked bored.

"Have it your way", Sailor Moon whispered before reaching fro her moon wand. "MOOOOOOOON-" Jimena pucnhed her across the face.

"Will you speed it up, Sailor Moon?!" the raven haired girl shouted impatiently.

"Sh- sh- she hit meeeeee" Sailor Moon started to sob on the rug.

The raven haired girl sighed angrily. "If you want something done right..." She stepped up to the daughters. "Mars Fire Ignite!"

"Heheheheheh", Serena laughed as Vanessa ran around in circles, flames burning at her ass. "Huh?" She gasped as Sailor Mercury took hold of her arm.

"Guys! Now!" A porthole opened up in the wall and they all dove through it taking Serena with them. Mercury's voice rang out from the darkness.

"If you ever want to see your friend again, give up your moon amulets and leave our speeches alone"

Jimena scoffed at the last remark. "No problem" She watched as they disappeared into the hole.

"Don't touch Stanton!" Serena screamed at Vanessa.

Vanessa came closer. "Huh?"

"DON'T TOUCH STANTON!"

"Wha?"

She turned to the other daughters. "DON'T LET HER NEAR HIM!"

Jimena squinted. "Eh?"

Serena screamed as she was sucked into the black hole.

"Dude..." Catty mumbled from across the room.