Voldemort vs batman vs the doctor vs Sherlock Holmes
Authors note: I think I just created a monster
Chapter one.
Batman sat in his Bat cave watching his bat tv and eating bat cookies. They were bat flavored. Robin was away on a field trip with his preschool, leaving Batman alone. He continued to change the channel over and over, carelessly wishing he would notice something he liked, like that nature show about bats. He watched a little bit of a strange British show about a guy in a blue box. He continued to flip channels until he started to watch another show that caught his attention. The show was about Sherlock Holmes in modern day London, however this was not to Batman's liking because there were no bats.
Then something terrible happened. He stopped at the depressing sound of Sarah McLachlan singing. It was the ASPCA commercial. Batman began to cry. Then he saw the cow being pushed by the forklift and realized that TV sucks. Batman turned his TV off and decided to read a book. He picked up a giant book that looked like the size of the Bat fridge. "Harry potter and the goblet of fire" it said. Batman read, and read and read, all through the night. When he finished his book, his mind was mush. Batman fell into a deep sleep. To be continued…
