A/N Dedicated to SMO who witnessed its creation at eleven o'clock at night Christmas eve while I was half delirious.

Voldi the no-nosed wizard (Wizard)

Had a prominent lack of a nose

And if you ever saw it (Saw it)

You would even say it's weird (It's weird)

All of the other wizards (Wizards)

Used to laugh and call him names (Hahahaha)

They never let poor Voldi (Voldi)

Join in any Quidditch games (Awwww)

Then one foggy Hogwarts eve

The Basilisk came to say (Hisssss)

Voldi with your powers so dark

Won't you release me into Hogwarts tonight

Then all the Death Eaters loved him (Loved him)

And they shouted out with glee

Voldi the no-nosed wizard

You'll go down in history