The College Chronicles

by Miroku-san


VOLUME 1: Girls Love to Fight


Chronicle I - The First Day
Previously Titled: My, My, What Short Skirts You Have!


Cloud and Tifa walked beyond the steps of the prestigeous Midgar University. Cloud looked at Tifa.

"So...can you tell me again why we're going to college in the first place?"

Tifa gave Cloud an evil glare.

"Well, unlike most us, I'm actually trying to get an education! I wanted you to come because I don't want a dumbass boyfriend too!"

Cloud stepped away from Tifa in fear.

"Okay..."

"One more thing! What the hell is up with this place? I have to wear a uniform plus this short skirt! A VERY short skirt! And we have 6 classes like high school. And we can't go for degrees yet until the next year!"

Cloud began walk behind Tifa and crouched to see her no-no zone. He began to drool. Then Tifa looked behind her.

"Cloud, what are you doing?"

She noticed a small puddle on the ground.

"EWWWWWWWWWWW! You perv!"

Tifa kicked Cloud in the face leaving a huge shoe mark.

"Owww..."

"Hmph! Serves you right."

Tifa then dragged Cloud by the ear for their first steps into college.


Cloud and Tifa walked along the halls before the bell rang. Then a young girl ran past them like a flash and hit Cloud and fell to the ground. Cloud heard a very familiar voice indeed.

"Watch it you spiky headed jerk!"

Tifa was shocked.

"YUFFIE? What the hell are you doing here? You're sixteen! You don't belong in college! And why are you wearing glasses?"

Yuffie got up from her fall with a weird smile plastered on her face.

"Hehehe...guess you found me out. Anyway how are ya guys doin'?"

"Just fine," Tifa replied.

Yuffie then huddled Cloud and Tifa to a nearby corner.

"Shhhhh! I'm trying to keep a low profile. I don't want my cover blown."

Yuffie then points to her glasses and grins.

"Got material to steal from the faculty."

Tifa wasn't excited nor impressed with Yuffie's intentions.

"Let's go Cloud."

"WAAAAAIIIIITTTT," hollered Yuffie. "I wanna check your schedules."

Cloud and Tifa handed their schedules over to Yuffie.

"Isn't it weird Yuffie? It feels like high school."

"I don't really care; I never went to high school. Wow, Cloud! We have the same classes together. Tifa has three classes with Cloud and I. Your first class is literature. Walk with me Cloud! And Tifa has math..."

Tifa stood there a little saddened because she wasn't going to share her first class of college with Cloud.

"Oh...I'll see you guys later. You have my permission Yuffie."

Yuffie jumped around like a moron and then did her victory pose.

"YES! Let's go Cloud!"

Cloud and Yuffie walked into the classroom. They received another surprise and their jaws dropped.

"CAIT SITH! You're our teacher?"

Cait Sith turned around in surprise.

"Oh...hi Cloud, hi Yuffie. I'm broke so it's my last resort. Just go sit down. We'll talk later."

Cloud and Yuffie sat apart from each other in the random seats. Cloud sat patiently at his seat.

"Hi Cloud."

Cloud turned around. He froze and cringed his teeth as he turned around. It was Aeris. She was wearing a uniform as well and her legs were crossed. Cloud could almost see her no-no zone.

"Wow, what a meeting! Seeing you here in this strange college. Did you know that literature is my favorite class?"

Aeris then smacked her ass and winked. Cloud gulped in piercing fear.

"Oh God help me..." he thought.