Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Except my thoughts.
A/N: This is slash, don' like, don't read. Furthermore this is only an one-shot. Lenushka.
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Inspired by:
"Oh, Merlin! The last time I saw a look like that was the night before James, Sirius, Remus and Peter put a Fidelius charm on every bathroom in the school, then sold the locations to people for a galleon per bathroom," exclaimed Minerva. – Sunset over Britain
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"POTTER!" could be heard throughout the whole castle. In every room students and teachers winced at the impossibly loud yelling of Professor Snape.
Only mere seconds later he stormed into the Great Hall, marched straight to the Gryffindor table and grabbed a mischievous grinning Harry Potter by the collar. He shook him and then shouted into Harry's still grinning face.
"Potter! Tell me the location, NOW!" by the end he was roaring.
Students stared fascinated at Harry when he was released by the Potions Master and continued grinning in that infuriating manner. "Why, Professor, do I get the feeling that you are a triffle-bit upset?"
"Aargh!" Severus Snape lost control. "Yes Potter I am indeed upset!" he barked at his student (who had somehow managed to get into his NEWT-Potions class and had decided to make his last year at Hogwarts a living hell for Severus). Severus couldn't think clearly. All his thinking was set on the task to get the information out of Potter.
"Well", drawled the brat now, "as I can see how terribly upset this little 'spell-casting' has gotten you, …. I could persuade my secret-keeper to tell you…"
At the word 'secret-keeper' everyone perked up sharply and Hermione whispered: "Oh my God, Harry, what have you done now?" This seemed to be her new motto when dealing with her best friend this school year.
Snape was still looking at Harry with barely controlled fury. Harry grabbed in his pocket and brought up a snake, which immediately coiled itself around his arm. "Well Sally" he said gently to the snake, "I think it's safe to tell him now, isn't it?" 'Sally' raised her head till she could look into the Professor's eyes. And then a short sequence of hissing sounds came out of her mouth.
Snape grabbed Harry by the collar and pushed-dragged him out of the Great Hall. The last thing the students heard from Harry was: "Well Professor, I think this is totally unnecessary as Sally told you the location." Then a loud 'thud' could be heard. Hermione groaned, would Harry ever learn? While Ron grinned maniacally, he didn't know what Harry had done but it must have been great.
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Outside the Great Hall Severus shoved Harry into the wall. He glared at his student murderous, but too furious to actually say something. "Professor Snape I'd say this is a very compromising situation, isn't it?" Harry let his voice drop deeper than normal. Snape's eyes widened, never had Potter spoken with a voice that was as promising of sex as this deep and low voice was. Overcome by his instincts and needs and incapable of reacting any different, he growled as he slid Harry's arms up the wall and kissed him roughly. Later he would find it very surprising that he was kissed back. A warm and wet tongue slit between his lips as hands slid down beside his and his body was pressed against his student.
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the end (at least for now)
