Welcome to New Cairo

DAY 1 (Please realize that this is meant to be read in an OMINOUS VOICE, that too)

"Ugh! I can't beleive that we're stuck going to a school in another city for the week! I mean, why did Hera have to sign on for our school to get renovations? Who knows what'll happen to my makeup if it's slightly hotter than usual there! It could damage it!" Neil whined, the little bitch that he was. Herry rolled his eyes from where he sat at the wheel of their truck.

The rest of them just ignored him, being so used to his whininess. Jay had his eyes closed and was listening to his mp3 player. This new city was supposed to be as big as New Olympia, and it was rumored that strange things had been occuring there for a few months. It was about two hours south of New Olympia. He figured he'd just sleep until they got there.

...Forty five minutes later...

Theresa was poking Neil, who'd fallen asleep. "You know, he looks like Strong Bad when your draw all over his face with eyeliner."

Atlanta started laughing and pulled out her lipstick. "But his face has to be all red if he's gonna be Strong Bad!" she said. She started to colour in his face red, except for the areas around the eyes. Theresa grinned widely and started shading in blackness around his eyes.

...An hour later...

Both girls, Archie and Odie were now singing in forced deep voices as Atlanta moved Neil'smouth. His face had been painted to resemble Strong Bad's mask.

" TROGDOR!

TROGDOR!

Trogdor was a man

I mean, a dragon-man...

Or maybe just a dragon...

But he was still

TROGDOR!

TROGDOR!

Burninating the countryside

Burninating the peasants

Burninating all the people

In their thatched roof COTTAGES!

THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!

AND THEN TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"

Jay's eye twitched where he sat in the front seat next to Herry. He looked at him. Herry sighed. He breaked angrily.

"Listen, we've got fifteen minutes left, don't make me turn this care around." he said sternly. They all quieted down. They HAD sung it about seven times already. But...yeah eight times the charm. For the next fifteen minutes, everyone was silent, including Neil, who'd just woken up. He had yet to notice his Strong Badness.

"Hey...Jay?" asked Archie.

"Yeah?"

"What do you think this means?" he asked pointing to a roadsign up ahead. Welcome To New Cairo it read. Jay blinked.

"Oh boy."

CLASS OF THE TITANS----ENTER THE EGYPTIANS!

Hank----Horus---The Leader

Bianca--Bast-----The Warrior

Matilda--Maat--The Truthseer

Peter----Ptah----The Creator

Steve---Sobek----The Mercinary

Kyle---Khnum---The Water Master

Alden---Anubis---The Guardian.