Shulk was just walking down the mansion while humming to himself as he took a step outside, because hey he's sexy, only to be attacked by rapid fan girls as they all wanted a piece of his underwear. Shulk quickly dashed in, panting as he fanned himself with a fan.
"Phew! I wasn't expecting that... at least I got a good rhythm now." Shulk stated as he walked into a lounge room, one that belonged... to the girls.
Princess Peach farted as she then fainted, with Princess Zelda dropping the glass she was holding. Lucina peed her pants and blushed madly while Samus Aran looked away, being in her power suit. Shulk blinked as he glanced down, then gulped, feeling a bit embarrassed.
"Errr... ladies?" Shulk greeted sheepishly while blushing as he then showed off his biceps, smirking like a dumbass. "How do you like it? Are you really feelin' it?"
Suddenly Samurai Goroh broke through the wall, slashing everything with his sword as he then grabbed Shulk and dashed up the stairs, with the ladies looking at each other in confusion as they had no idea what the fuck was going in in their fucked up mansion.
