LOCKED IN A HALL CLOSET
By beautiful-gorgeous06
Granger?
What, Malfoy?
Why are we inside a hall closet? Particularly Potter's???
'sighs' Use your pea-sized knutter, Malfoy. We got locked in.
Why?
How should I know?! I'm not clumsy enough to slip on a banana peel, bump on the girl behind him, and fall headlong into an open hall closet!!!!
All right, All right! Don't get your panties in a daft!
Grrrr…… You're infuriating me, Malfoy.
You're welcome, Granger. May I infuriate you some more?
This is not funny, Malfoy. (moans) What did I do to get stuck with a ferret like this?
Ouch. That hurt Granger.
(sarcastically) Yeah, I can just see you nursing your abnormally large, bruised ego. Go quiver in a corner and tend to it.
Two things, Granger: One: We're stuck in a hall closet. Two: There's no more room in this mushroom-sized closet for me to 'go quiver in a corner and tend to my bruised ego'. Happy?
Yeah, ecstatic.
You know Granger; I'm not that bad.
Says the big bad wolf.
(mutters) Mudbloods, they're all the same.
(moodily) So are inconsiderate jerks, more commonly known as purebloods.
Tsk, tsk. Don't be such a know-it-all, Granger. Or, at least stop pretending to be one.
(incredulously)Excuse me?
Must I repeat myself again? By Golly, Granger. You ARE turning out to be deaf. (loudly) Can you hear me?
Of course, I can, you idiot. Otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation right now. Tell me something Malfoy: why do you hate us so much? Why do you hate ME so much?
Well, for the fact that you're a know-it-all…That's a really stupid excuse for hating me, Draco Malfoy, and you know it.
No it isn't. It's a rather valid excuse.
Whatever, Malfoy.
Granger, I just remembered: D'you have your wand with you? Because you know, we could use 'Alohamora' or some sort of breaking spell.
(sarcastically) What a great idea, Malfoy! Why, I never thought of it before! (grumpily) No, I don't have it. I left it in my bag. Where's yours?
Left it at home. Forgot it, actually.
Awww…does poor, forgetful Draco need a remembral?
You're talking to the wrong person, Granger. I'm not Longbottom.
(irritatedly) I know that, stupid. Now back to my question… why again do you hate me? And no more of these in-valid excuses!
'sighs' Fine. If you want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth-
We're in a hall closet, Malfoy. Not in court.
Right. Well, the truth is…uhm…ah…
Well???
Oh, all right! (kisses her on the lips)
(kisses back)
(breathing heavily) Damn you, Granger. Where'd you learn that?
(also breathing heavily) What? This? (kissing him again)
door opens
(shocked) 'Mione! Malfoy! What the bloody hell are you two doing??
Uh-oh.
Busted.
