The Fate of the World Rest's in Wha? BY: maxfightingkari

Alright I decided before I finished A New Dawn of the Princess I write this because this will help me on that.

This story will not be a Lemon so don't look for it.

I DO NOT OWN BLEACH!

And I'm not a ichiruki Fan either.I'm a Ichihime, and Renruki Fan all the way!

Okay so this leaves off with Ichigo saving Orihime, but get this, when Ichigo went to Hundo Mundo to save Orihime No one is there, and Orihime was okay, playing with Yami's Dog and eating red bean paste First paragraph will be about Aizen, Head Captain strange meeting six months before the fight.

Oh as an added bonus all the fraccion are alive I know some might object but it will be fun so don't judge yet.

Now that we got that clear let the Mayhem began.


Chapter 1: The Start Line

''So it's been decided head captain Yamato","So it may seem Sosuke Aizen.","Good so we will have our war in December."Sosuke said with a cold smile that reflected in his eyes."Aizen I may warn you that this is nothing to trifle with.","I'm well aware of that Head Captain,".Aizen stands from the chair he was seating in.

"I must be going Yamamoto-sama."With this Aizen waves his and once and the mouth of the Gargantua opens up."See you this December in the winter wars."He steps into the Gargantua as it swallows the empty space.
I never thought it would come to this, this war may decide the fate of the World of the Living and Soul Society.The Head Captain looks up in the Sky anticipating the up coming war.


6 Months Later

All soul reapers and Espada center at in the Fake Karakura. Ichigo has just return from rescuing Orihime(If you call that a rescue)Ichigo looks at Aizen in anger." Aizen!","I'll never forgive you for kidnapping Orihime I swear I'll take you down."
Aizen looks at the Deputy Soul Reaper with amused eyes."Why Ichigo Kurosake?What purpose is there in fighting me I did nothing wrong you act if I hurt you and your friends in some way but I looks like no ones injured."

Thats true as Ichigo looked back to see that no ones hurt.''Now that there safe there's no point in fighting."Ichigo looked at him with angry eyes"Yes there is you plan on creating the Hoyken then destroy everything."

Aizen looks at Ichigo."Ku ku kuku,who told you that?"

Points at the former "Hitsugaya Advance Team" members.

"And who told you that."Renji and Rukia points to Ukatake and Byakuya.

"And who told you that?"Byakuya points at Kenpachi.

"And who told you that?"Kenpachi jerks his hand to his back where Yachiru is.

"And who told you that?",''Haa haaa Nemu told me!","And who told you that?","My information came from Assistant Captain Sasakiba,"And who told you that Sasakiba,","I never said that I said that the Head captain said that there might be a war,no one bother to ask the Head Captain himself."

Everyone looks around feeling embrassed.

"Aizen then why are we here?"The annoyed second Espada barked out.

"Well as what Sasakiba said we will have war but not the Battle kind right Head Captain Yamato."

Everone looks at the Head captain.

"It is as Aizen said there will be no needless Bloodshed.","That means I can go home and sleep then."Stark stated with a lazy yawn.

"Stark you lazy good for nothing."Slap!"Liinette stop it.","No."Bam!Slap!kick!Punch!

"No Stark there will be a war but this war will decide who's better aranncer's or soul reapers.

"What a childish reason for war."Soi Fon sneered."I disagree Soi Fon."A voice come to Soi Fon Yoruichi stands with her arms folded.

"La-lady Yoruichi-sama.","Yoruichi what is the meaning of this."

Byakuya looked at the former Captain with annoyed eyes and with slight fear.

"Well since i'm going to be a judge in this war I think it's my right to be here."

Before Byakuya called comment a figure came."Well I looks like every one here.""Kisuke Urahara is here what's the meaning of the Head Captain!"

An angered Soi Fon demanded."I invited him to be a sponser for the war.","What kind a war is this!"Aizen looked Soi Fon

"A spoon tag war."

Everyone yelled at the same time."Whaaa!"


"Urahara you have finally showed up now explain the rules of Spoon tag."the Head captain commanded.

"With pleasure,all right bascailly the way we do this is that we give each of you spoons, then we give you ladys and gentelmen a person who you have to tag,be in mind this will be random so shingami's may get other shinigami's and aranncer's may get other aranncer's."

Wait that make's no.."Rukia tried to state but then Urahara pertended like she didn't say anything.

"That bring us to the next issue the person who has you is out you will be issued another person."

"Now since we don't won't you running around the place like animals we have saftey's in place;

1. have to sing and skip,

2. shunpo backwards or sonido backwards,

3. wear a dog or cat costumes,

4. wear a beard

5. Have a horn(or fake horn)

up as each other

6. wear a thong on head

and listen carefully because this will be the last

8. you have hold hands

"Whaa th..tha tha thats!"Nnitora tried to say but couldn't find the words.
Grimmjow fainted.

Braggan hid behind his chair.

Renji was petrified.

Ikkaku was holding Yumichika like a baby holds his mother.

"Okay now there will also be safe houses this the sleeping barracks , the Los noches throne, and the excution grounds."

Okay are there any more rules.","Yes since this is a peaceful war all zanpukto will be taken away.

"Nooooooo!"Then at that all zanpukto were taken away.

After all zanpukto were confiscated there was a huge air of was like every one had lost there souls, and silently in there mind there planing to do unspeakable things to torture Urahara felling a chill in the air and a sense of Foreboding he decided it was his time to make a run for it."Well since every is clear on the rules and regulations Its my time to go 'happy wars every one and May The Odds be every in favor."Then Kisuke disappered and only left a cloud of smoke were he was.

To be continued...


Alright for the starters if theres spelling errors I'm still a beginer hahahaha I wonder how everyone will survive without their zanpukto, but I didn't want everyone wacking people when they don't get their way, next I'll begin the matches but I still deciding Who gets who have any ideas?Oh well better start ending now well see you next time on 'Say Wha?', opps sorry Thats onther show I mean see you next time on 'Soul Society Spoon Tag'.Well thats all folks see you next time bye! :D