"Will!! Ew, Will help me! My eyes, my eyes!" Jack came bursting into the apartment clumsily, his eyes covered by his hands. Will watched with a mixture of confusion, amusement and slight worry.

"What happened, did you get you're perfume in them again?" He asked, only half serious.

"No, no, no! Worse! You see, I was at this bar, and it was a boy bar, so there shouldn't be any - I mean I was just sitting around, looking for someone to chat up when I saw this hot thing leaning over the table across from me. He was wearing this sexy loose-fit jeans and-and, ugh Will I was checking him, her, HIM, out when he turned around and - Oh my GOD Will it was a woman! She was in a gay bar! Her ASS looked like a man ok? She had a very MANLY back!"

Will tried very hard not to crack up laughing at the sight of Jack frantically running, skipping, and stuttering as he spoke - or rather screeched - running around the couch. He truly lost it though when Jack stopped by the far arm of the couch in one sudden movement, and fell over it, landing with his head almost in Wills lap. He pouted and rubbed at his eyes, looking up at him, "Wiiiiiiiill, I did the 'raised eyebrow' to a LESBIAN!"

"Well...was she pretty?" Will asked, barely keeping a straight face.

"Yes, she was gorgeous, and I was outraged! She only looked like a man from the front a little bit! SHE! EW EW EW! SHE!"

"Jackie, calm down. At least it was a lesbian. That's close enough to a man, right?"

"I guess so William, thanks..." Jack conceded, still doing his little pout that even Will could find adorable at times. Will tussled his hair affectionately, playfully, and still trying not to laugh at his best friends antics and - er- unlucky circumstanced said, "your welcome buddy. But are you sure she was a lesbian?"

"Oh, Marcia Gay Harding! Why did you have to ask me THAT? No, I'm not sure, she just looked like one, will her flamer- uh, flaming red hair and her skinny little shapeless body..."

"It wasn't Grace, was it?!" Will joked, pretending to sound urgent. Jack bolted up right,

"Gah! Now you have an even worse image in my head, thank you Will, THANK YOU!"

And with that, he ran out of the apartment like a madman, just as clumsily as he had entered.

THE END!

A/N: yes, this came out of nowhere, and it's all because of an offhanded prompt from JessCuddy13. And I know it's borderline crack!fic, but it was really fun to write, so please review. Thanx!