Imagine a world of magic, where all of your dreams could come true. It is a world of gorgeous elves, noble men, adorable hobbits, and plenty of adventure. Many become enchanted, but few can escape the boundaries set. As much as one may want to, one cannot save a beloved person if it is their fate to die. There could never be anyone to stop Celebrimbor from creating the Rings of Power, nor could someone protect Boromir and grant him life. As magical as Middle Earth was, there were some things that time cannot change.

Some try to battle fate. These few have entered Middle Earth and are known as Mary Sues. In their little fictional realities, they are successful. The elf queen is half unicorn, half elf, and half goddess magically appears and saves Boromir from the evil orcs, dying tragically until his true love's kiss brings her to life. The enchanting Queen Galadriel decides that she loves Celebrimbor, who somehow returns her affections. Annatar never gains control over anyone and is killed as the two elves live happily ever after. None of them care that there have not been any royal elves on Middle Earth since the First Age when Fingolfin came from Valinor, nor do they realize that Galadriel met Celeborn far before any other person and he was her true love.

Yet this is the rather unique story of a Sue. She did not change the storyline drastically, and her destiny is simply a misunderstanding. Of course, she did not seem different from any other Sue. Her name was Arwen-Jade, and she was a tree elf. Everyone loved her, but she was afraid it was all superficial. She wanted someone to love her not because of her beautiful golden curls, or her rainbow eyes that changed color according to her mood. She wanted people to not care about her amazing sense of style, which included very logical dresses, long and white to match the beautiful clouds in the sky, whose grace and beauty she had obtained through her grandmother, who was Iris, the goddess of the rainbow. She hoped that one person would not just look at her for her nice chest size or her beautiful legs. Under all that superficiality, Arwen-Jade believed that there was something more to her. She also believed that Legolas, the noble prince of Greenwood was her true love.

As she ventured out of her hidden homeland to the real part of Middle-Earth, she smiled at the thought of finding true love. Of course, she had thought at that moment that she would find Legolas. Yet this story has a different ending, and this story is a tale of a Sue getting exactly what she deserved. This is the tale of Arwen-Jade and her long and unexpected stay in Isengard.


A/N: Hello there, fanfiction readers! I have decided to try my hand at humor, and I hope you find it funny. This story will take you through the mind of Arwen-Jade as she finds something quite unusual in her world of fantasy. Yes, the main character is Saruman, but I do hope you give my fanfiction a chance. I would appreciate reviews, constructive criticism, and anything else other than mindless insults you can think of. Thank you for reading!