Elliot and Hardison were in the kitchen, arguing as usual, when they heard a rather odd set of noises coming from the back room. Namely moans, banging, and shouts.

"Oooooh Parker! Yes! Right! Just like that. " came Sophies voice, causing Elliot to turn curiously.

"Sophieeeeee" Parker squealed, "There! Riiiiiight there!" Hardison's eyes widened,

"Are they doing what I THINK theyre doing? Jenny and Vastra man, Jenny and Vastra!"

"Damn it Hardison! Stop talking Doctor Who!" Elliot growled, annoyed.

"You finally got it man! Age of the geek!" Hardison grinned.

All was quiet in the backroom. Suddenly the door opened, and Sophie emerged, carrying a box, which she placed on a shelf in the screen room.

"What are you boys staring at?" Sophie asked curiously.

"Can we watch next time?" Hardison blurted.

"Hey man, shut up." Elliot hissed.

"Why not? You boys might learn something" Sophie shrugged.

Sophie and Parker put all the pieces on the floor, setting out the timer.

"You wanted to see!" Sophie said to the two dumbfounded boys.

"Sophie and I entered the worlds fasted puzzlers contest!" Parker grinned.

"Damn it!" Elliot and Hardison swore.

"Did we convince them?" Parker asked a grinning Sophie as she wrapped her arms around her waist.

"I think so. Great ruse by the way. I think you make a great grifter after all!" Sophie praised, giving Parker a soft kiss.

"Lets get going!" Parker pushed Sophie to the bed.

"Im fine with that." Sophie giggled, pulling Parkers shirt over her head.

Their tryst would be kept secret for a while, at least until the boys realized that the door had been left cracked by mistake.