WhiteMageRyou: Hey everyone! I'l bbbaaaacckkkk! -evil laughter-

Marik: crap

Bakura: NO!

Yami: SHNIZ!

Yugi: shniz?

Yami:.. don't ask...

Ryou: ... this isn't going to end like the last one is it?

WhiteMageRyou: .. heh .. I hope not... that was cuz' my friend and I were REALLY board okay?

Bakura: I liked it xD

Ryou: ... no bakura, just no

WhiteMageRyou: someone just say the disclaimer and warnings

Malik: WhiteMageRyou doesn't own YGO! ...

Bakura: theres a yaoi warning and we're ... ooc...

Malik: and if you didn't read mages "Yugi's Lost Soul" go read it first!

Chapter one: Bakura learns of the Internet... we're doomed

"Bakura!"

It had almost been a year now...

"Bakura, where did you go?"

Everyone had pretty much forgotten and moved on from the past.

"Bakura, get your butt over here, I'm not going to be late!"

"Okay Ryou! sheeze, bite my head off why don't ya'." Bakura said walking into the room. Ryou smiled at him, all dressed up in his school uniform. Bakura raised an eyebrow.

"I thought you said we couldn't before school because people might notice a stain on your cloths or you might get a bad limp?"

Ryou's smile turned into a scowl. He rolled his eyes and pointed at the empty chair next to him. "Is that all you ever think of?"

Bakura smirked and gave him a kiss on the neck as he sat down. "What is it you wanted koibito?"

"I wanted to show you this" Ryou said. He pressed a button and the laptop beeped on. Bakura looked at it with a rather grotest look on his face.

"A beeping T.V? What's wrong with the one in the living room?" He looked at Ryou who sighed and put his hand to his forehead.

"It's a computer, Bakura, a computer." He looked at Bakura and sighed again when his expression didn't change.

"It'll keep you busy for a while. All you have to do is move this around and the arrow moves too, see?" he showed Bakura everything he needed to know about how to work a computer and then took a deep breath before clicking onto the internet. "And this, this is .. the internet."

Bakura's eyes lit up. "Ooo." Ryou knew this was just a death wish waiting to begin.

"I signed on my sceen name for AOL, Yugi's been teaching Yami how to work the internet too so you can talk to him if you have a question." Ryou said getting up and letting Bakura take over the compute. "Just don't burn down the house okay?" he begged before grabbing his books running out the door.

Bakura licked his lips and clicked around on the computer. Suddenly a window popped up.

"Would you like to speak to WhosurPharaoh?" he read. He clicked yes. "Thief, are you there?" he blinked. "Yes I'm here, what do you want?" He asked aloud. He sat there for a while until another message appeared. "Thief, Ryou told me you should be on, so answer me ..." Bakura read out loud. He groaned "I did you baka!"

His eye twitched as he read the next thing that came up. ".. Bakura you fucking idiot, type in a message with the letter things. I know you're talking to the computer."

Bakura looked down at the keys. "Damn pharaoh ... always thinks he knows everything.." he muttered slowly typing out 'I was not talking to the computer'

He hit send and waited for the pharaoh to respond. "Sure you were ... L-O-L? what the hell is lowl?" Bakura started to type something back but got angry at having to type so slowly and hit the kyboard with his hand. A message poped up. "Do I want to install corn? Why do I want that yellow stuff in the comyouturn thing?" ... he clicked yes. "Damn can..whatever the hell its called.."

all of a sudden the screen turned black and two girls appeared, making out. "WHAT THE FUCK!" Bakura jumped back. He fell out of the chair, dragging the keyboard and mouse down with him. Gagging on the mouse, which wrapped around his neck he threw the keyboard at the screen. "TURN IT OFF! FOR THE LOVE OF RA GO AWAY!" he screamed.

The pharaoh blinked a few times. "uh.."

the im:

fluffybunizncreampuffs: What isz lolll assk aksdsnwenb /.aw

fluffybunizncreampuffs has signed off.

fluffybunizncreampuffs has signed on.

fluffybunizncreampuffs has gone away.

fluffybunizncreampuffs has gone off.

fluffybunizncreampuffs has signed away.

fluffybunizncreampuffs has signed off.

fluffybunizncreampuffs has signed on.

WhosusPharaoh: Thief .. You didn't break Ryou's computer did you?

fluffybunizncreampuffs has signed off.

The confused pharaoh picked up the phone and called ryou's home. The other line picked up but it sounded as if the phone had been dropped. "Bakura?"

on the other side of the phone ... "IT BURNS! OH FOR THE LOVE OF RA, SOMEONE KILL ME NOW! GET THIS DAMN THING OFF ME! IT'S GOING TO CHOKE ME TO DEATH! THIS IS WORSE THAN THE DAMN STREAMERS!"

There was a loud crash and more screaming.

Yami looked at the phone. "Hey thief?"

"WHY ME! WHY THE HELL DID IT HAVE TO BE ME!"

"Bakura!"

"AHH! THATS HOT! I'LL KILL YOU RYOU! STOP LEAVING YOUR COFFEE AROUND!"

"BAKURA!"

"SON OF A- ... what do you want pharaoh? Where are you?"

The pharaoh sighed. "The phone baka!"

"oh..." a moment later the phone was picked up. "What do you want now pharaoh?"

"Are you okay?"

"Does it sound like I'm okay?"

"Good point..." The pharaoh looked at the clock. "Our hikaris wont be home for a few more hours, want me to come over and try to help you fix what you broke?" He asked turning off the computer. There was a long pause.

"Fine, but don't think this has anything to do with liking you. I still hate you." Bakura said kicking something.

The pharaoh smiled wickedly. "Sure Bakura, and what about Halloween last year?"

"I was drunk."

"No you weren't."

"Yes I was."

"No, Ryou was drunk."

"Shut up."

"No."

"I'll kill you."

"You always say that."

"I'll trip you and hit your pointy head with Ryou's chemistry book and then finish the job in the hospital."

"You always say that too."

"Shut up."

"I'll be over in a few minutes."

"Fine."

Yami hung up the phone and grabbed his jacket. He started walking to Bakuras home.

Bakura looked at the mess of coffee, the computer and some how a tube of toothpaste,a fishing pole and soup. "Ryous going to kill me for this one..." He said poking the screen wih his foot.

A dark shadow grew from behind him. Bakura sighed and sat down in the chair. "I guess I know why Tea doesn't like anyone whos a guy now." He smirked. Out of no where the dark shadow grabbed him, wrapping its self around him and dragging him into a black hole.

"OH SHIT" was the only thing the pharaoh heard as he started inside the now empty house.

To be continued...

WhitemageRyou: Please review!

Marik: ... hahaha, something happened to you Bakura and Ryous pissed at you

Bakura: Shut it, you weren't even in this chapter!

Marik: .. oh yeah...

Malik: .. this is going to be a long story...