Nic: Hello, everybody! Here's my first fanfics.
Sora: About time.
Nic: What does that mean?
Riku: You finally decided, after all that brainstorming.
Nic: I had a lot to think about. Plus, I had to call in a few favors from some authors.
Kairi: Let's recognize them.
Nic: Oh, I almost forgot. I'd like to thank Sailorstar 165 for permission to use Ryo, and hurkydoesntknow for permission to use some of her ideas to get this thing off the ground. Over to you, disclaimer guy………oh, yeah(nervous chuckle).I Don't own Kingdom Hearts, Hurky(or her ideas), Ryo, Queen, Princes of the Universe, yada, yada, blah, blah, 'cause if I did, my idea for KH3 would be in progress. Okay. I hope everyone enjoys this. NO FLAMES!
The day is June 25, 2007. It's the first day of summer vacation, and Sora and Riku were playing Tekken 5 at their friend's house, Hurky Dermott. Hurky was a nineteen year old girl who was born in Wonderland. When she was fourteen she went to Balamb Garden for high school. During her junior year, she obtained the keyblade of Balamb Garden. Unfortunately, that was also the year when she and her brother, Jessie, got kicked out because Hurky ditched class and her brother pranked everybody. Jessie went to Wonderland High for his final year of high school. Hurky almost went there, but she met Sora, Riku, and Kairi, so she finished her last year of high school at Destiny Island High School. (I don't own either of those high schools I mentioned.) Sora was in his KH2 outfit, Riku was wearing his KH2 outfit, and Hurky was wearing jeans, glasses, and a black t-shirt the said "Mr.Pibb and Red Vines equals Crazy Delicious."
"You're going down Sora!" shouted Riku.
Sora replied," I don't think so….oh snap!" As you can tell, Sora was having his butt handed to him by Riku. Riku was about to taste sweet victory, but the door suddenly opened.
"Hi, everybody!" said Kairi. Ryo was with her, and she was holding a piece of paper. Kairi was wearing her KH2 outfit and Ryo was wearing a pink Chinese dress. Ryo was from a world that had no darkness at all in the world's heart and that place was crazy! The people there aged one year every hundred years and most of them were very strong. Ryo was 1,015. Ryo was holding a flyer in her hand.
"We have an announcement to make," Ryo said. Riku took a split second to see what it is, but then he heard the game over music. Sora had won.
Sora screamed at the top of his lungs "Yes! And the crowd goes wild!" Riku, however, was not as happy.
"No fair. That threw me off!"
Hurky was getting annoyed. "Will you two shut up for a second and let them speak?" The guys then settled down.
"Thanks, Hurky. Anyway he it is," Kairi said. "Ryo and I were on the way to Hurky's house, when we stopped at the community center, and we found this flyer!"
"Let me see that." Sora grabbed the flyer out of Ryo's hands, and then she slapped him. "Ow!" Sora cried.
Ryo then said in a ticked-off-tone of voice, "Next time say please."
(A/N:Oh. What's in the letter is italicized)
Sora read the flyer. "One week from Friday, competitors will be doing a lip sync competition at the community center, lip syncing to famous songs by Queen. QUEEN? I love that band!"
Riku added, "Yeah, that band rocks!"
Sora continued. "Reserve your song at the front desk. Three people must be in your performance. So, who's participating?"
Kairi replied, "You, Riku, and a third guy. We don't know who yet. Selphie, Tidus and Wakka are on vacation, and we will NEVER ask Burkorini for a favor!" Kairi was talking about Sora, Riku, and Hurky's arch enemy, Scott Burkorini.
Riku and Sora looked confused. "How 'bout you, Kairi?" asked Riku.
"Sorry, I don't like Queen." Kairi said.
That agitated Sora for a bit. "Who doesn't like Queen? Anyway, Ryo, wanna give it a shot?"
Ryo looked a little bit sad. "Sorry. I'm goanna be cheering for my Wiki (Riku) in the crowd!"
Thanks, Ryo. But I'm not your Wiki," Riku said. "Ohhh," Ryo whined.
"Hurky?" Sora and Riku asked at the same time.
"No thanks. If we win, I don't want fans up in my face the whole summer."
Riku and Sora were now sad. "Aw, it's no big deal," said Sora. "We have two and a half weeks to look."
Riku started feeling better. "Your right, Sora. Come on; let's get lunch, my treat!" Everyone cheered at that.
"Riku, your gonna pay for lunch?" asked Hurky.
"Oh. Well, actually I was gonna let everyone ride in my car, and I was hoping you would pay." That really ticked Hurky off. She took out her keyblade and hit Riku with it in the head. "Ow. OK, I'll pay for the food. Oh I forgot to ask, Kairi which song are we doing?"
Kairi let out a big sigh." Princes of the Universe."
Suddenly, Sora and Riku's eye's became VERY big. They shouted at the same time, "EXCELLENT!" and started playing air guitar. Then they left for lunch.
But, unbeknownst to them, Xehanort was watching. "Yes. The perfect chance to get back at them for what they did to my other."
Then a ghostly figure appeared and said, "Yes. The perfect chance."
Then they both shouted, "MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA-"then Ansem's daughter, Oarah, opened the door. Oarah was wearing a pink sleeved shirt and jeans. She looked exactly like Xehanort only she was shorter and had blonde.
When she walked in, the ghostly figure disappeared, and she asked her father,"Daddy, will you take me to the mall?"
Xehanort replied,"In a second, darling, me and your uncle are laughing evilly."
Oarah then said, "Okay!", and went to the door, closed it and left. The ghostly figure reappeared and he and Xehanort resumed laughing evilly. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Nic: That's what I came up for the beginning. Guess who Ansem's "brother" is.
Riku: Why did u say brother?
Nic: HEY! THAT'S WHAT I COULD COME UP WITH!
Riku: U WANNA GO?
Nic: LET'S GO!
Kairi: Oh boy.
