Hiei's Sleeping Problem Ch. 2

D.J.: Interesting. I think we'll be here a while.
Kurama: Is there any hope?
D.J.: Well, I have to do some tests first.
Hiei: I hate tests!
Kurama: What kind?
D.J.: Just some simple questions for now. ::looks at Hiei:: Hiei, what is
your favorite food?
Hiei: SUGAR!! ::starts singing:: SUGAR IN THE MORNIN, SUGAR IN THE EVENIN,
SUGAR EVERYDAY!!!
D.J.:...?????
Kurama: That's a new one.
Stiterra: ::walks into D.J'S office:: I'M A HENTAE!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO
DO!!!
Kurama and Hiei: !!!???!!!???
D.J: Um..you're in the wrong room. "Hentaiaholics" is upstairs.
Stiterra: Oh...Oops. ::walks out::
D.J: That's the 5th time this month. Anny ways, Hiei here-
Hiei: That's me!
D.J: ...Hiei here needs to lay off the sugar after 9:30 P.M.
Hiei: ...::too schocked to talk::
D.J: I suspect that with the sugar in Heie's body, late in the evening,
keeps his body awake doing the Macarena in his sleep.
Kurama: So.putting him off sugar will stop making him do the Macarena in
his sleep?
D.J: Mabye. Here ::Hands Kurama a box:: This is a video camera. Set it up
to view Hiei's bed. Give him sugar before he sleeps and see if he does it
tonight.
Kurama: Sounds good.
Hiei: ...::comes out of schock:: Did I miss anything?
Kurama: ::Hides box:: No nothing. Guess what Hiei? You get sugar tonight!
Hiei: ::wide eyed:: HURRAY! HURRAY! SUGAR! ::hugs Kurama:: THANK YOU!!!!
Kurama: ::sweat drop:: see what I have to deal with during the day?
D.J: How do you live?
Kurama: I dunno.
Hiei: Can we go now?
Kurama: Yes Hiei. See you tomorrow D.J.
(It's now like 9:30-9:45)
Kurama: ::has a bag behind his back:: Hiei?
Hiei: What?
Kurama: ::Gives Hiei a big bag of sugar:: Here you go.
Hiei: YAYYYYY!!!! SUGAR!!!!!!!
Kurama: ::while Hiei's occupied, he sets up the video camera::
(Later that night)
Kurama: ZzZz...
Hiei: ZzZz...
Camera ::very quietly:: Beep Beep Beep
Hiei: ::wakes up::...? What was that?
Camera:...
Hiei: ::goes back to sleep::
Camere: Beep Beep Beep
Hiei: ::wakes up again:: What the f@#*?
Camera: ...Beep
Hiei: ::sees the red light from the camera:: Are you working for the beds?
Camera: Beep
Hiei: YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!!! ::pulls out sword, which Kurama had at one
time locked up, and slashes at the camera::
Kurama: ::Wakes up:: Hiei!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!???
Hiei: Don't worry Kurama. I have killed the spy for the beds with my sword.
Kurama: I thought I locked that sword up.
Hiei: Soooo? With this sword, I kill all who wants to harm you and me. Like
that guy in the giant truck that takes our stuff away once a week.
Kurama: YOU KILLED THE GARBAGE MAN!!!???
Hiei: He was gonna kill us with the knowledge from out trash.
Kurama: WHAT???!!! Never mind, I gotta fix D.J's camera while it still
works.
Hiei: IT'S STILL ALIVE!!?? D.J'S IN CHARGE OF THE BEDS!!??!!??
Kurama: Oh God.
Hiei: THE SPY LIVES, BUT NOT FOR LONG!!! ::summons the Dragon of the
Darkness Flame to destroy the remains of the camera::
Kurama:: Hiei, you need to lay off the sugar.
(The next day. At the door of D.J's office)
Kurama: Well great Hiei. You broke D.J's camera. He's gonna be pissed.
Hiei: I don't trust him. He's the leader of the beds!
Stiterra: ::walks out of D.J's office:: Not again
(They walk into D.J's office)
D.J: Good morning. How did our little "experiment" go?
Kurama: Well...::takes out a ziplock bag with the camera's ashes in it::
D.J: What's that?
Hiei: THAT'S WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR SPY, BED-MAN!!!
D.J: ....??????? What the f@#* is he on now?
Kurama: Sugar cookies for breakfast.
D.J: Oh. Well, what's this bag for?
Kurama: It's your camera.
D.J: I'm not following you.
Kurama: Well. Hiei saw the camera, freaked out, and.::thinks:: took a
blowtorch to it.
Hiei: No I didn't. I used the Dragon of the Darkness Flame on it.
D.J: Huh?
Kurama: Uh..that's what he named his blowtorch.
Hiei: I have a blowtorch in my arm!!!!????
D.J: Guess that sugar hasn't worn off yet huh?
Kurama: Guess not.
D.J: Well, I think Hiei is not allowed to consume anything with sugar in it
for a long while.
Hiei: ::Pulls out sword and cut's D.J's head off::
Kurama: HIEI!!!!!!
Hiei: Nobody gets in the way of me and my sugar.
Kurama: Jesus-tap dancing-Christ.
THE END