AN: Ok so this was just a random plot bunny that occurred to me in the middle of chemistry after my buds Jeff, Stephon and Jenson got into one of their typical and clock work arguments. this one happened to involve myself, taking on the daunting task of defending Dick Grayson's dignity, masculinity and straightness(In all honesty I don't give a flying fuck whether he is or is not straight but I'm not one to back down from an argument whether my position is right or wrong :P)
Warning: Ok, so there is the use of the word gay in a negative sense. This is not the way I regard people who play for that team, it just so happens to be how my love-able, deadly, grumpy, and just plain cute Damion views them(Hey no ones perfect not even Robin...no matter how cute...)
Disclaimer: I do not own Batman...or his Robins...or his Batmobile or his Batcave or his Mansion or a Batarang...but I do own a Batman shirt with a matching hat c:
Damian:…
Dick:…
Damian: You're kidding right...
Dick: It was cool...at the time...
Damian: Grayson, that was never cool...
Dick: Yes it was! I mean maybe now, since well things are different but-
Damian: Grayson. are you trying to tell me that a scale-y, little, green speedo was cool.
Dick: Hey I kicked a lot of butt in that suit!
Damian: Yes and I'm sure they saw a lot of yours.
Dick: I-ah-No! I-just-it-uh-aaaaaarrrrggghhhh!
Tim: Dick let's face it, it took three Robins to change the suit. The fact that you were the first Robin is great and all, but the fact that you wore that, is not something to boast about.
Dick: Tim! Why have you betrayed me!
Tim: Because for ounce I agree with the demon spawn.
Damian: Even Drake agrees with me. Deal with it Grayson, in that suit you give the Flamingo a run for his money.
Dick: …
Damian: …
Tim: …
Dick: That was harsh lil'D...
Tim: ...But true...
Damian: ...I now see you both in a different light...
Dick&Tim: What's that supposed to mean?
Damian: It means Grayson was gay in a past life and Drake isn't a TOTAL idiot.
Dick&Tim: -_-
