This story was written by me, and two of my friends, Amy and Rebecca. We wrote one paragraph per person at a time while listening to each other's conversations.

WARNING: THE STORY THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS PURE AND UNADULTERATED BULLSHIT. BE AWARE THAT THIS STORY MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER AND MAY CAUSE YOU TO LAUGH VERY HARD.

                                           PLEASE PROCEED.

Once upon a time Draco was on the crapper and Hermione walked in.

"OW! You hit my booby!" She yelled

"Well, at least I don't have hairy breasts!" He yelled back

"OOH! Silky underwear!" She pointed at Draco's boxers

"It's not underwear! It's booby belts!"

"Mmmmmm! Ketchup!" Hermione screamed.

 She ran up to a jar of chunky peanut-butter and dropped it in the crapper.

"Hey! I want some pooh!" Draco stuck his head in the toilet

He then started to sing the I hate Preps Song

  "I HATE PREPS AND YOU HATE PREPS AND WE HATE PREPS TOGETHER, LET'S ALL GO AND KILL SOME PREPS, HATE. KILL. DIE!"

Suddenly a huge ass walked in with a monkey head on it. Its name was George. It liked nasal spray.

"Hey!" Draco said, "That looks like my dad!"

"It looks like a toilet bowl" Hermione pointed out

Then they heard moaning and a hundred little sperm on brooms came flying in.

"Let's make a nest!" Yelled Hermione

Then the sperm came and started beating her with a hockey stick.

"Hey! The sperm things are wearing leather!" Draco said

"I'm gonna go to a stripping class." Hermione said happily

"I'll give you a discount in my class, but you have to touch me in inappropriate places!" Screamed Bellatrix at the door

"…and my mom walked in, and I said, there was a man at the window! And we did lap dances around the room." Draco said to no one in particular

Ginny came leaping in.

"Can I show you my whip scars?  They're on my boobies!" Screamed Ginny

"Then Lucius came running in naked. He started reciting nursery rhymes. Then he looked down and screamed.

"AHHH! I HAVE A HAIRY VAGINA! IT NEEDS A HAIRCUT!"

 Hr grabbed the monkey ass.

"Mr. Malfoy, are you an Oompa Loompa?" Bellatrix asked

Draco giggled insanely. "My mommy shaves her vagina!"

"AHH! I touched my spit!" Hermione wailed

"Can I style your vagina hair?" Ginny asked Lucius

"But of course! My precious Oompa Loompa spawn!" Screamed Lucius

He then proceeded to the toilet to let Ginny make art out of his pubic hair.

"Let's go to the strip class now! We can rape each other in my special Monkey Land Room!" Screamed Bellatrix

"I am not going to a strip class!" Lucius wailed, "It's below my dignity!"

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