It's time to hear, the unbelievable, indescribable, 18 cent!
OC Rap!
So people are always asking me
What's so great about that show OC?
I always sigh, shake my head
Couldn't they have asked an easier question instead
Cause truth is there's no easy way to explain the show
You'd have to know the characters and how they grow
So open your eyes, wake up from that nap
And listen to me and my OC rap
Uh huh, here we go
We'll start with Ryan A from 'the hood'
Not a bad boy, just misunderstood
He was adopted by the Cohens who saved the day
He was doing fine till we met his brother Trey
But let's not get ahead of ourselves, let's go back
And continue with this OC rap
Yeah, uh huh
Marissa Cooper, called MAC by me
Brought a lot of drama to our show OC
She's the ultimate princess with a twist
Just think of Cotillion and the ferris wheel kiss
She brought all the drama to the show
We didn't expect how things would go
Now it's time to introduce someone new,
Don't you worry, you'll love this Jew
So let's introduce my boy Seth Cohen
By the time I'm through you're gonna wish you know him
He was a comic book nerd with a Jew Fro
He was our comic relief of the show
He invented Chrismukkah
The best holiday ever, like, duh!
He's had a crush since he was a kid
On Summer Roberts who thought his name was Sid
Summer was Mac's best friend
And was on the show from the beginning to the end
She started out kind of shallow and mean
But then realized her and Seth made quite the team
Next let's introduce the parents, can't forget about them
Julie, Jimmy, Sandy, and Kirsten
They're crazier than everyone
And bring us a whole lot of drama and fun
Jimmy was married to Julie and went into debt
Did Julie leave him, yeah you bet!
He ended up moving, leaving Mac all alone
The only connection between them on the phone
Julie was the most interesting of all
She changed so much from fall to fall
She was called a slut by everyone in town
She witnessed her almost ex husband drown
Sandy and Kirsten are just so cool
From their awesome McMansion to infinity pool
They're the best parents by far
Even if they didn't get Seth his car
Mac and Ryan were the best
At least to me, others found them a pest
They were always troubled from the start
Someone always ended up with a broken heart
Let's go back to Trey, the start of all the trouble
He lead to Johnny then to Volchok and then it doubled
Volchok killed Mac and the end of season three
It was the saddest moment on TV
Ryan went crazy, but that's not all
Summer Roberts went hippie by the fall
Julie Cooper lost all her doe
And Kaitlin Cooper replaced Mac on the show
The show was destined to end
It wasn't the same without Mac my friend
Sandy and Kirsten were just themselves
Ryan was in desperate need of help
Taylor, AKA Stalker girl, saved the day
At least some people like to see it that way
On the last episode they flashed forward to the year 2012
And we got to see how everyone changed themselves
Ryan got a job, we were all so proud
And Julie graduated in front of a crowd
Seth and Summer got married and were happy
Julie has baby number three
Sandy and Kirsten have a baby of their own
And Mac is just a grave with a headstone
I don't think the rap helped much, but I tried
It wasn't so bad to watch, I'm still alive
Yes, it was bad towards the end
But that's not the important thing my friend
We had three okay years before it got bad
So really we can't get all that mad
So that was my rap, it's now time to go
That's why OC's a good show
WHAT?!
