It's time to hear, the unbelievable, indescribable, 18 cent!

OC Rap!

So people are always asking me

What's so great about that show OC?

I always sigh, shake my head

Couldn't they have asked an easier question instead

Cause truth is there's no easy way to explain the show

You'd have to know the characters and how they grow

So open your eyes, wake up from that nap

And listen to me and my OC rap

Uh huh, here we go

We'll start with Ryan A from 'the hood'

Not a bad boy, just misunderstood

He was adopted by the Cohens who saved the day

He was doing fine till we met his brother Trey

But let's not get ahead of ourselves, let's go back

And continue with this OC rap

Yeah, uh huh

Marissa Cooper, called MAC by me

Brought a lot of drama to our show OC

She's the ultimate princess with a twist

Just think of Cotillion and the ferris wheel kiss

She brought all the drama to the show

We didn't expect how things would go

Now it's time to introduce someone new,

Don't you worry, you'll love this Jew

So let's introduce my boy Seth Cohen

By the time I'm through you're gonna wish you know him

He was a comic book nerd with a Jew Fro

He was our comic relief of the show

He invented Chrismukkah

The best holiday ever, like, duh!

He's had a crush since he was a kid

On Summer Roberts who thought his name was Sid

Summer was Mac's best friend

And was on the show from the beginning to the end

She started out kind of shallow and mean

But then realized her and Seth made quite the team

Next let's introduce the parents, can't forget about them

Julie, Jimmy, Sandy, and Kirsten

They're crazier than everyone

And bring us a whole lot of drama and fun

Jimmy was married to Julie and went into debt

Did Julie leave him, yeah you bet!

He ended up moving, leaving Mac all alone

The only connection between them on the phone

Julie was the most interesting of all

She changed so much from fall to fall

She was called a slut by everyone in town

She witnessed her almost ex husband drown

Sandy and Kirsten are just so cool

From their awesome McMansion to infinity pool

They're the best parents by far

Even if they didn't get Seth his car

Mac and Ryan were the best

At least to me, others found them a pest

They were always troubled from the start

Someone always ended up with a broken heart

Let's go back to Trey, the start of all the trouble

He lead to Johnny then to Volchok and then it doubled

Volchok killed Mac and the end of season three

It was the saddest moment on TV

Ryan went crazy, but that's not all

Summer Roberts went hippie by the fall

Julie Cooper lost all her doe

And Kaitlin Cooper replaced Mac on the show

The show was destined to end

It wasn't the same without Mac my friend

Sandy and Kirsten were just themselves

Ryan was in desperate need of help

Taylor, AKA Stalker girl, saved the day

At least some people like to see it that way

On the last episode they flashed forward to the year 2012

And we got to see how everyone changed themselves

Ryan got a job, we were all so proud

And Julie graduated in front of a crowd

Seth and Summer got married and were happy

Julie has baby number three

Sandy and Kirsten have a baby of their own

And Mac is just a grave with a headstone

I don't think the rap helped much, but I tried

It wasn't so bad to watch, I'm still alive

Yes, it was bad towards the end

But that's not the important thing my friend

We had three okay years before it got bad

So really we can't get all that mad

So that was my rap, it's now time to go

That's why OC's a good show

WHAT?!