Pairing: KuroFai

Warning: T for cussing and implications...

Disclaimer: I don't own Tsubasa

Authors Notes: The damn plot bunnies won't freaking go away!


You better appreciate this, mage. 'Cause I'm only saying, uh writing this once.

You've been whining constantly about how I "never show my love for you" or how you feel "like all the spice in our relationship" is gone. I can't even begin to express how utterly wrong you are, you idiot.

First of all, I constantly express my love for you. For example:

-I agreed to become your 'game', pretty much tying us together for the rest of my life. We might as well be married.

-I cut off my arm as a sacrifice to save you.

-I also sacrificed my sword so you could live.

-With these sacrifices, I've pretty much given up my career as a ninja. You know how important that is to me.

-But I don't care, 'cause you're much more important than being some wise-ass ninja.

-You obviously forget all the shit we did in Shura. I think those soldiers were scarred for life. Their fault for barging into our tent unannounced.

I could go on and on, but seriously. You should know by now…that I love you. I really do. So you better damn well be thankful that I'm around to keep you around, Fai- No, Yui.

So…yeah…

Fai scanned over the letter before looking up sadly at Kurogane. The ninja snorted, flushing.

"Kuro-sama…"

"What?"

"I…can't understand a word of this," Fai said, pointing at the kanji.

Kurogane blinked.

"…shit."