FM/D: Random fic while watching X7 and X8 videos.
Zero sighed as he sat down on a comfortable chair, a cup of hot coffee in hand. This was just what he needed after a hard day of being recorded on video.
FM/D: Ahem, this is an alternate world where Megaman X is a show. A FREAKING show! Ahem.
X: *Dashes in through lounge door* Zero? Un, I suggest that you hide somewhere safe now.
Zero: …*Sips coffee* Why?
Entire recording crew comes in.
Director: Zero, all of us-*Gestures at crew*-agreed that something must be done with your darn hair bush.
Zero: *Smashes coffee cup* It. Is. Not. A. Freaking. Bush.
Director: Whatever.
Iris: *Hugs Zero* Aww, Zero, stay still for a sec.
Zero: *Blushes* Iris, w-we're not r-r-recording right now, s-so you can l-l-l-let go now.
Iris: *Gives pouting puppy eye look* Don't wanna!
Director: *Creeps behind Zero holding something* Hehe! Gel time! But first, BRING THE SCISSORS!
Crew member: *Passes Director extra sharp pair of scissors*
Snip. Snip. Snip. Snip, snip.
Zero: Iris! Let go! ARGH! You guys are SO dead!!!
One hour of trigger happy time later…
Axl: Hey Zero! What happened? Why's your hair so…so…
Zero: *Glares* So what?
Axl: *Sniggers* Nothing. I bet you cut it. It's really slim, aww, how should I put it…better than that bush?
Zero: Darn thing is so damningly smooth, what's up with the gel?
X: Uh…*Holds up bottle* Zero? It says 'Permanent Gel' on the bottle…whatever that means…
Axl: ROFL! *Does the clutch-at-stomach-and-laugh thing*
Zero: …Darn.
The End.
FM/D: Well, this is just my version of why the darn bush-
Zero: *Growl*
FM/D: *Ignoring all red reploids* -is so slimmed down in X8, a great contrast to X7. Review please,and I know Zero and X seem OOC.
