FM/D: Random fic while watching X7 and X8 videos.


Zero sighed as he sat down on a comfortable chair, a cup of hot coffee in hand. This was just what he needed after a hard day of being recorded on video.


FM/D: Ahem, this is an alternate world where Megaman X is a show. A FREAKING show! Ahem.


X: *Dashes in through lounge door* Zero? Un, I suggest that you hide somewhere safe now.

Zero: …*Sips coffee* Why?

Entire recording crew comes in.

Director: Zero, all of us-*Gestures at crew*-agreed that something must be done with your darn hair bush.

Zero: *Smashes coffee cup* It. Is. Not. A. Freaking. Bush.

Director: Whatever.

Iris: *Hugs Zero* Aww, Zero, stay still for a sec.

Zero: *Blushes* Iris, w-we're not r-r-recording right now, s-so you can l-l-l-let go now.

Iris: *Gives pouting puppy eye look* Don't wanna!

Director: *Creeps behind Zero holding something* Hehe! Gel time! But first, BRING THE SCISSORS!

Crew member: *Passes Director extra sharp pair of scissors*

Snip. Snip. Snip. Snip, snip.

Zero: Iris! Let go! ARGH! You guys are SO dead!!!


One hour of trigger happy time later…

Axl: Hey Zero! What happened? Why's your hair so…so…

Zero: *Glares* So what?

Axl: *Sniggers* Nothing. I bet you cut it. It's really slim, aww, how should I put it…better than that bush?

Zero: Darn thing is so damningly smooth, what's up with the gel?

X: Uh…*Holds up bottle* Zero? It says 'Permanent Gel' on the bottle…whatever that means…

Axl: ROFL! *Does the clutch-at-stomach-and-laugh thing*

Zero: …Darn.

The End.


FM/D: Well, this is just my version of why the darn bush-

Zero: *Growl*

FM/D: *Ignoring all red reploids* -is so slimmed down in X8, a great contrast to X7. Review please,and I know Zero and X seem OOC.