Disclaimer
Wolffox:This is my very first fanfic!
Ryelle:Yaay!First story!
Wolffox:We,the writers, thank you for reading this story.
Ryelle:Actually,Wolfie's the writer(Points to wolffox)I just proofread and the disclaimers.
Wolffox: Speaking of which…
(Inuyasha is tied to a chair with ducktape over his mouth)
Wolffox: (Rips off tape)
Inuyasha: YEEOOWCH!
Inuyasha:…
W+R:…
Inuyasha:…
(crickets chirping)
W+R:….Well?
Inuyasha: Well what?
Wolffox: The disclaimer, moron
Inuyasha: No!
Wolffox:(Goes into her bitch creepy face)
Inuyasha: O.O Fine.Wolffox and Ryelle don't own the show Inuyasha. Ryelle dosen't even own this story.
Ryelle: But I own the disclaimer!
Wolffox: You heard it. Now read the story!
(Ch:1 A not so peaceful day)
It was a peaceful day in Feudal Japan. Well…peaceful, if you were a mile or two away from the place where this story begins. For at this spot, a heated battle raged between the Inugumi and a powerful bear youkai
Its huge, human-sized paw swiped at Inuyasha. He jumped, dodging the attack while slashing Tetsusaiga at the bear's arm It connected, only for the arm to heal two minutes later
"Inuyasha!", Kagome yelled, "It has four shards in its forehead!"
"Why didn't you tell me sooner, wench?" Yelled back a pissed off hanyou.
The bear youkai was so big that Inuyasha had to use the windscare over and over again, with the help of Miroku and Sango to keep the wounds wounded(Wolffox: Hello, end of first paragraph heal in two minutes! Pay attention! Ryelle: Yeah!)to get the shards from the youkai.
This whole time, Shippo had been useless His fox magic didn't harm the bear, or distract it. This tended to happen a lot.(Wolffox: No offense, Ryelle and I love the little guy!)Never did he or the gang realize how much help he was to them, either distracting a villain shape shifting, or actually fighting.(Wolffox: Ya Gota love fox fire)
Wolffox: I know it's not funny yet! The next or the one after it is the funny one depending on what you call funny.
Seeya! .
