(A/N Random SonicXBowser fluff(?) that came into my head. LOL.)
"Why are you here in the first place?" Bowser growled, looking over at the blue hedgehog. The two were in a ruined part of one of the old castles in the Mushroom Kingdom.
"Just wanted to see how you were doing," Sonic replied, sitting on one of the near fallen pillars. The castle was white and purple with black burnt marks and water leaking from some cracks.
"Won't you want to see Mario, anyways?" Bowser growled again, turning away room the hedgehog and trying to walk off.
"Who cares about Mario nowadays?" Sonic asked back, shrugging. The dragon-turtle stopped to look back at the hedgehog. Said hedgehog was now giving him a puppy like look.
"Is case it wasn't obvious," Bowser answered, still growling.
"Come on, if I was friends with Mario, then you may be wonder why I haven't attacked you yet," Sonic laughed, puppy face now gone and replaced with a smug like one. Bowser looked away, crossing his arms. He looked back at the hedgehog.
"Where are you going with this?" Bowser asked, growling now gone.
"COME ON, MARIO IS BASICALLY EGGMAN!" Sonic exclaimed, standing up on the pillar.
"How and where did that come from?" Bowser asked, utterly surprised.
The hedgehog jumped down and walked over to Bowser. "Well, let's start that both Mario and Eggman fight animals. Obvious." Sonic starts to circle Bowser. "Both of our rivals wear red clothes and have mustaches, in case you haven't noticed."
"Still don't get it."
"We can both curl up into spiked balls. Both of our rivals are 'friends' with robots."
"Somewhat starting to get it, but I still don't trust you on this."
"We're both friends rabbits. Run away from someone else."
Bowser started to laugh. "Please, your's makes more sense."
"But so does your's," Sonic countered. Bowser looked at Sonic in confusion. "I mean, sure, both of our situations are different, but both will go to extreme measures to encounter us."
"Going to the moon is seen as an extreme measure?" Bowser laughed. "Not true."
"Cat Bell," Sonic replied. "You know, what some dub 'Meowser'."
"Do not talk about my cat form," Bowser growled. He then tried to hit Sonic with one of his claws. Sonic backed up, so Bowser tried again. Once again dodging, Sonic then curled up into a spiked ball, did a lap around the room, before slamming into Bowser. However, it was Bowser also curled up into a spiked ball. The two spheres clashed for a bit before both lifeforms stopped at different ends of the room.
"Thought you won't do that," Sonic laughed.
"Shut up..." Bowser growled, standing up. Sonic did the same. They stared at each other, both waiting for the other to make a move. Bowser growled again after many minutes. "And why haven't you run off yet?"
"When you realize the similarities, it's obvious," Sonic replied.
"What similarities that I don't trust you with?" Bowser asked. In a bolt of speed, something ran past the dragon-turtle, the bolt now wall jumping and landed onto his head. "What in Spirit's...?" He looked up to see the hedgehog on his head.
"You're fun to mess with, you know," Sonic commented before rolling over to make his quills in Bowser's face.
"Get off..." Bowser lowly growled, pushing Sonic with his claw. However, Sonic just moved around the claw and sat on Bowser's head like a cat.
"You were saying?" Sonic smirked. "I could do this all day." Bowser could tell Sonic had a smug like look on his face.
"I don't have time to deal with you," Bowser growled, not even trying.
"What time? It's timeless here," Sonic laughed.
"Timeless? Have you gone nuts?" Bowser asked.
"Come on, time can stop at the most random times," Sonic laughed.
"Please explain."
"You know, Darkness, Time, and Sky... sorry for bring up Pokemon but still, Dialga... Star Spirits, Chaos..."
"You make no sense."
"I know I do."
Minutes passed.
"I swear, if you are one of those transforming Pokemon..."
"I know you know that no Pokemon know about Infinite."
"Infinite?"
"Hehe... you're funny, ya know?"
"Shut up, ground hog."
"Nope."
"You are impossible."
"I am."
"FOR THE SAKE OF EON, GET OFF ME!" All the sudden Bowser loudly roars, throwing Sonic into a near pillar. Bowser growled before walking up to the confused hedgehog. "You happy?" Sonic blinks and looks back up, eyes dazed.
"E-Eon?" Sonic chirps.
"You'll never understand for all I care," Bowser replies before starting to walk away. Before he could exit the room, he heard a familiar name.
"Snap Shot the Trap Master?"
Bowser looked over to Sonic. The hedgehog still had dazed eyes on him, the eyes showing utter confusion.
"How do you know his name?" Bowser asked.
"Just randomly came to mind for some re-" Sonic started before the hedgehog randomly passed out. He waited for a bit before looking around. Only nothingness followed. Bowser walked over to the hedgehog and picked him up. The dragon-turtle felt a lick onto his claw before he exited the ruined room.
(No clue where this came from. Darker, out.)
