Gumballs pain
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Anais Watterson taps her foot Impatiently, in front of the door. "Gumball! Darwin! Come on! We're gonna be late for school!"
"Be there in a second!" Shouts Gumball from the second floor. Gumball and Darwin are on the top of the house stairs, Gumball is naked and both of them are covered with ice cubes.
"Okay, by my calculations, these ice cubes will allow us to glide down stairs at almost the speed of light. Go!" Shouts Gumball excited!
CRASH!
OW!
SMACK!
OW!
WHACK!
OW!
CRASH!
OW!
They "glide" down the stairs, and both land at the bottom in mangled heap. "Awesome." Moaned Gumball in agony...so consumed by pain...he didn't notice the black smoke briefly hover over him...lightly sprinkle him with magic dust...then vanish unseen by all.
Anais averts her eyes in horror and vomits, "You can't go to school like that! You're naked!"
Gumball shrugs, "But I can't find my clothes."
A quick search showed that their father had shrunk his clothes to impossible portions...
Gumball Has squeezed into the tiny clothes, "Kind of tight, too." He takes one step, and the clothes immediately tear off him, leaving him naked again.
Richard Quickly grabs Gumball and sticks him in his shirt. "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You know how your mother feels about public nudity."
He then searches for spare clothes...but finds nothing?
"Huh? Could've sworn her dress was here..."
None see the black smoke reappear behind them, stick a tongue out, and eat the wedding dress whole...before vanishing as mysteriously as it came.
Gumball shrugged, "Oh well...I guess I can't go to school." He said gleefully.
"But if you don't get an education, your mother will know I'm a terrible father/husband! Please, son! [Puppy eyes] Do this for your old dad! [Drops a tear]"
Gumball Gives in. "Okay, I'll do it..."
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"Your not really going to school like that are you?" Asked Darwin as they left the house. "Of course not! I just said that so Dad would get off my case...I think I'll just hide in the park until school is over and then head home." Said Gumball as he dodged between fire hydrants to cover his shame.
Suddenly he found himself grabbed up by a man in a trench coat, "Yeah...that's not happening." Said the truant officer. "Oh, come on! I'm naked here!" Pleaded Gumball as the officer carried him to the bus stop.
"Not my problem." Said the officer flatly.
Gumball wept as they got close to the crowded bus stop. "Well Gumball, you might as well except it...it's going to be one of THOSE days"
Unseen by all, the black smoke watched the truant officer he'd tipped off carry it's 'target' while reading his thoughts...it laughed. "Oh my dear boy...you have NO idea how right you are"...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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