"HA This day just feels GREAT!"
mmmMMMM.. i should wake up Sasuke about now..
"EHHH SASU----"
Oh... wat.. the... wait a minute.. what is.. SASUKE DOING IN MY BED NAKED?! OGAWD!!!
Naruto almmost had a heart attack realizing his best friend (well.. in a way..) was naked sleeping like a baby.. THE MOST CUTEST AND MOST SEXIEST THING HE HAS EVER SAW!!!
"OI SASUKE!! SASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The fox pushed and shoved and shook the Uchiha to death (uhhh... not really? D) Trying to figure out what is the meaning of this very very sexy situation.
"NEHHHHHHHH naru.. NARUTO WTF ARE U DOING IN MY ROOM?!"
"WTF ARE U TALKIN ABOUT BASTARD?! YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, AND YOU'RE ALL NAKED IN MY BED!!
And right at that moment, an akward silence rolled in. Sasuke... all confused and upset and cranky of course. HE couldnt think with all of this craziness happenin. Naruto was just workin on the situation and WANTED THE UCHIHA OUT (even though he KNOWS he would stare some more and lie he doesnt like it)
"WTF SASUKE SNAP OUT OF IT!! GTFO OUT OF MY HOUSE!!"
"WHAT ARE U SAYING, I JUST WOKE UP AND I NEVER LEFT MY HOUSE"
"SO WHY THE HECK ARE U HERE!? AND NAKED?! (he likes to know things)"
"WTF NARUTO ARE U EVEN LISTENING TO WHAT IM SAYING?!"
wait a minute... there is a cause for all of this.. I did.. feel good this morning.. and i felt really cold when i left my bed.. why was it so cold??? oh.. my... g--
"NARUTO ARE U LISTENING TO ME?!"
The blonde just realized what happened this morning.. or last night.. It seems HIM AND SASUKE HAD SLEPT TOGETHER!!
DAMN THAT BASTARD!! I BET HE USED SOME KIND OF GENJUTSU OR WATEVER ON ME SO I WOULD BE ALL GOOGLY AND NOT REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT THIS!! WTF THAT CREEP!!!
Foxy boy thought... and thought... and made up a story that was the best to fit this situation..
Sasuke came over. Did a lil' jutsu. Knocked Naruto out. Raped him. Fell asleep together. And the reason Naruto felt cold was because he was accustomed to Sasuke's warmth around him and in that white cover blanket!!! And he had to take a shower because he felt REALLY GOOD AND DIRTY!
"WTF SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The blonde literally grabbed Sasuke by the arm and threw him out the door (still naked XD). Naruto freaked out and yelled and yelled realizing his best friend stole his virginity and EVERYTHING that he doesnt even remember. Sasuke on the other hand was actually freakin out for the first time in his life, naked outside when everyone noticed he's thrown outside Naruto's house, with all the boys in disgust and the girls winking, giggling, and crying. It was a histerical moment.
I BETTER GET HOME!! WTF JUST HAPPENED?!
