This is what happens when you see too much fanart involving Shiro-chan, mod soul candy, and kisses. This short lil drablet is completely random, utterly pointless, and written just for fun. Think Bleach omakes.
SUMMARY: Featuring Matsumoto, Hitsugaya, mod soul candy, and kisses.
WARNINGS: Crack. Tons and tons of it. Also, most likely OOC, but I dun care &sticks her tongue out&
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Bleach
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CANDY
By Neko Oni
"Matsumoto, give me the soul candy now!" Hitsugaya glared up at her.
One cheek puffed out with the candy, Matsumoto smiled and shook her head.
Small hands fisted on his slim hips and teal eyes narrowed. "Now! There's a rampaging Hollow running amuck!"
Blue eyes danced in amusement. She shrugged and switched the candy to her other cheek.
He stalked forward; she danced back. "Matsumoto!" He barked.
She giggled.
"There's no time for your ridiculous games!"
She glanced casually at the Hollow. It hadn't cornered anybody yet, so there was time. She tossed her long, wavy strawberry blonde hair over her shoulder and examined her polished fingernails.
"Now! It's an order!" Hitsugaya took another step forward.
Matsumoto took another step back, rolling the soul candy around in her mouth.
"Stop your stupid shenanigans! NOW!" He snarled in feral annoyance as he backed her against a brick wall. He held out one small hand palm up in silent demand.
She stared at the slender hand, tapping her pursed lips with one long finger as if thinking about it. He curled the fingers of his extended hand impatiently, telling her to hurry up and spit the damned thing out already.
Frowning, she bent her head to spit it into his outstretched hand. He sighed in annoyance, tapping one little foot. She giggled- he was so adorable when he was ticked.
Lips near his small hand, she smirked and her blue eyes gleamed. Abruptly, she stood to her full height, looked her taichou straight in the eye, and shook her head.
"MATSUMOTO!" He yelled, ready to kill his fukutaichou. Just then he heard the Hollow howl followed by a terrified scream. He was running out of time. If he wanted to kill that Hollow sometime this century, he had to give in and play her stupid game.
Sighing heavily, Hitsugaya stalked forward. His small hands yanked on her wavy locks, pulling her head down to his level. With an angry glare, he kissed her; his tongue pushed past her full lips and invaded her mouth in search of the soul candy. He lifted it onto his tongue and into his own mouth.
Swallowing it, he was automatically free of his gigai. Before dashing off, he gave his fukutaichou a death glare. "Happy now?"
"Rangiku-chan!" His gigai squealed then launched itself into Matsumoto's arms, happily snuggling against her. Hitsugaya stifled a groan. Damn it, she did it again! Matsumoto switched their soul candies- she'd slipped him her dreaded Chappy yet again.
Matsumoto clutched it close, cuddling happily. She wiped the back of her slobbery mouth with one hand. A kiss and a cuddle. Oh, she was a happy bunny indeed. She beamed at her taichou, smiling and giving him a thumbs up.
Hitsugaya snorted then took off, muttering under his breath while Matsumoto babysat his gigai. He better not come back and find his gigai with stupid, frilly pink bows in its hair again, or worse yet, wearing a ridiculous school girl uniform. He'd SO bury her in paper work for the next millennia!
"And no playing dress up, either!" He snapped over his shoulder.
Matsumoto just smiled sweetly at him, Chappy Higsugaya-gigai in her arms. Soon as her taichou rounded the corner, she slipped a hairbrush out of her sleeve.
OWARI
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Yes, 'tis short. That's why it's called a drablet. It's what happens when ya go to tons of Japanese fanart sites. .
