Sillydrabble. :D I guess I'll keep this open as a general repository for any KH2 crack I come up with.
Today's installment is 150 words, on the nosey!
1. Experimentation 101
"Um," Namine tries.
"Increased heartrate and respiration," Vexen intones. "Sweating, trembling, dilation of the pupil. Conclusion," and here something like satisfaction inches into his otherwise-bland voice, "Subject is afraid."
A snort. "Subject could have just had some very rigorous exercise," Zexion points out. "The symptoms are the same."
"Er," Namine squeaks.
Vexen squints down his not-inconsiderable nose at his erstwhile lab partner. "I haven't seen her leave that chair for the past half hour; have you?" He mimes smacking his forehead in exaggerated realization. "Oh, of course, she must have jumped up and jogged twenty times around the castle while I blinked."
"Nobodies aren't capable of emotion," Zexion interrupts testily, "So she shouldn't be capable of fear either."
"I beg to differ. Fear is an instinct, not an emotion, and furthermore--"
Namine whimpers, wondering if either of them are going to get over themselves long enough to peel off the ten-foot python wrapped around her.
...Probably not.
