Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Authors note: Hello! I'm finally posting! This is my first fic, but I must warn you, there is insane craziness and OOCness and some of your favorite characters may be the victims of humiliation and awkward situations. However it's all in good fun and it's meant to be entertaining (Believe me I had the most fun just writing some of these). I'll appreciate any ideas and reviews. I will probably be posting only a few chapters depending on how many bloopers I can come up with. I have to give credit to my good friend seeing as how she was the one who gave me most of the ideas and got me in to fanfiction in the first place. So I hope you get a good laugh and enjoy!

P.S. Please don't flame me! Like I said if your favorite character gets humiliated in any way it's all for the purpose of entertainment. Also I'm not perfect so if I didn't get something right please be nice and tell me about it. ONE more thing (I know I suck I'm sorry) the events aren't in order so bear with me. Arigatou gozaimasu!

"blah"- Dialogue

(blah)- Scenario

blah- - an action

"blah"- thinking


Bloopers and deleted scenes

Kakashi and Zabuza battle:

(Kakashi has just broken out of the water prison and he and Zabuza are now fighting, Kakashi is now mimicking him)

Zabuza: "He is mimicking my every move…interesting" -begins to do the Macarena-

Kakashi: "I LOVE this song" -mimics him-

Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Tazuna look at each other-

Naruto: "Can't beat him join him" -starts doing the Macarena too-

Sasuke: "you're all fucked up" -leaves-

Sakura: "Wait for me Sasuke-kun!" -stalks him leaving a very afraid and confused

Tazuna- "I wanna go home..."

Chunin Exam: First exam

Gaara and the third eye:

(Gaara produces the third eye to get answers for the test)

Gaara: -concentrating really hard and sand swirls in his palm- "Optic nerve reconnected opening my third eye" -eye ball of sand appears-

(Gaara closes his fist causing the sand to break down in to simple grains…however…)

Gaara: "OH GOD! OH NO! I GOT SAND IN MY EYE OH GOD!" -runs around holding face-

everyone stares and sweat drops-

First exam just finishing:

(Ibiki is now explaining the purpose of the first exam when Anko comes crashing through the window)

Ibiki: "GOD DAMN IT" -Anko lands on him-

Anko: "Hmmm so many teams left..." -scanning the room- "Eh? Why is the floor sosquishy?" -Shifts feet side to side-

Ibiki: "Anko get off me!" -taps floor with finger in a annoyed fashion-

Anko: "Eh? Ibiki? What the hell are you doing down there?" -looks down raising an eyebrow-

Ibiki: "GET OFF ME!"

Just before First exam:

(Team 7 is about to hand in their registration when the one and only Rock Lee appears to face them)

Lee: "I want to fight you Uchiha Sasuke"

Sasuke: "You want to fight me dog brow?"

Lee jumps of balcony but slips on banana peel when he lands-

Lee: -gets up- Alright who left a banana peel here?"

Naruto slowly hides bundle of banana's behind his back, but then flashes a mischievous grin as he slips a banana in Sasuke's pocket-

Lee: "SO IT WAS YOU UCHIHA SASUKE TRYING TO PUT ME OUT OF ACTION BY YOUR DECIETFUL TRICKS!" -yells pointing at Sasuke-

Sasuke: -raises eyebrow- "What the hell are you babbling about?"

Sakura: "Uhm Sasuke-kun? You have a banana in your pants" -pointing at his pants-

Sasuke: -looks at Sakura in a mix of shock and disgust- "I didn't know you were perverted…"

Sakura: -confused look then eyes widen- "You thought…?" –blushes- "That's not what I meant!" -yells blushing- "There's a banana in your pocket!" -goes even more red"-

Naruto: -grins- "Sasuke's dirty minded"

Sasuke: -goes slightly red- "Shut up"

Lee: "Hello! I'm still here!"

Kakashi vs Zabuza:

Just after meeting:

(Zabuza is about to kill Tazuna and Team 7 when Kakashi stabs him, but Zabuza turns out to be a water clone and appears behind Kakashi. Surprised Zabuza takes the opportunity to slice Kakashi in half. However that was a water clone too)

Kakashi: "Give up!" -holds kunai to Zabuza's neck-

Zabuza: "You do nothing but imitate me using cheap tricks -appears behind Kakashi- I'm the original." -swings at Kakashi with his sword, but finds that he is also a water clone- "WHAT!"

Kakashi appears behind him and stabs him with a kunai…alas another water clone…just to add they continue like this for a majority of the day…let's say 12 hours?-

Sakura: "This may take a while…" –watches as Zabuza take turns making and destroying each others water clones- "Cards anyone?" -pulls out a deck of cards-

Naruto: "SURE" -sits down eagerly-

Sasuke: "Fine…"

Tazuna: "I want to go home…"

Walking to the wave:

(Team 7 is leading Tazuna home, unknown to them they are being watched)

Team 7 is walking when suddenly Naruto steps in to a puddle and disappears. Everyone stops and stares-

(5 minutes later)

Sakura: "sensei? Where'd he go?" –stares at puddle-

(Kakashi is about to answer when Naruto is suddenly thrown out of the puddle and the demon brothers appear)

(A/N: forgot their names so bear with me)

Demon bro #1: "GOD GET THIS KID OUT OF HERE!"

Demon bro #2: "YEAH HE'S STUPID, HE TRIED TO MAKE RAMEN UNDER WATER…UNDER WATER FOR GOD SAKE!"

Everyone sweat drops and looks from Naruto to demon brothers-

Naruto: "I WAS HUNGRY!" -Shouts pointing at the demon brothers-

Kakashi: -turns to demon brothers- "You sure you don't want to keep him?"

Naruto: "I HEARD THAT!" -yells at Kakashi-

Kakashi, Kurenai and Asuma vs Itachi and Kisame:

(They are in the midst of a heated battle, but tragedy soon strikes the fish man of the Akatsuki…)

Kisame: -wielding samehada (A/N: think that's what his sword is called)- "Hahaha you can't defeat me…OH MY GOD" -starts to cry-

Itachi: "Kisame what is wrong?"

Kisame: -tears in his eyes and he's fanning himself and panting- "I…-sniff dramatically- broke my nail…Oh MY GOD" -cries pitifully-

Kurenai: -looks sympathetic- "Oh don't worry here I have…this! -whips out emergency nail manicure and pedicure set- "I'll fix your nail just sit here" -makes Kisame sit down on the ground-

Asuma and Kakashi look at each other strangely-

Asuma: "Uh Kurenai?"

Kurenai: "Yes?" -not looking up from filing Kisame's nails-

Kakashi: "They're the enemy…we're in the middle of a battle…"

Kurenai: -looks at them in disgust- "Hello? These boys are humans too, they have needs and wants just like anyone else"

Kisame: "Yeah…I don't get paid enough to buy my own manicure set…YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO FIND A SALON THAT WILL SERVE S-RANKED CRIMINALS? NO? I THOUGHT SO" -screams dramatically with tears in his eyes-

Itachi: "Now that we're on the subject…can you give me a manicure? I really need help touching up my nail polish I tried to do it myself and well look…" -shows Kurenai nails, which are all chipped and sloppily painted-

Kurenai: "I'll be glad too"

Soon all three are chatting and gossiping-

(Asuma and Kakashi being both deeply disturbed and confused went to go get drunk and eat Klondike bars (A/N: Hey Ice cream solves all the troubles in the world))


Last notes: Well there you go! I had another blooper for this one but I've decided it will be the intro for a series of one shots. I hope you liked them, and more will be posted up (hopefully) soon. Anywho, feel free to give me ideas and if someone can tell me what Kisame's sword is called (if I didn't put the correct name) it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks! Ja ne!