Disclaimer: I do not Own Total Drama. I do however own the 20 campers in this story.
Note: Time to start a new story! I've had this idea in mind for a while and I think it has potential to be a pretty good story in terms of plot and the characters, so I figured I may as well write it down. This story stars 20 new characters never seen before; let me know who you love and hate! So, is Brain better than Brawn? Or does Brawn beat Brain? Read on to find out!
Smart people build cool stuff … strong people get paid loads for kicking a ball around…
An island was shown on the screen of every TV in Canada. It was wild, overgrown and utterly untamed. It looked like it had been untouched by modern civilisation for hundreds and hundreds and tens of years. Standing on a rock and looking out at the ocean surrounding the island was Chris Maclean. He flashed a pearly white grin at the camera and began to speak.
"Welcome to another season of Total Drama, also known as the best show on TV! Whether you are a long-time fan since the start, or even a first time viewer, you're valued members of the audience and we're glad to have you here. You're not gonna want to go anywhere because this season is going to be a big battle from start to finish!" Exclaimed Chris.
Chris jumped off the rock and started walking down a dirt path in a grassy field.
"We've had many contestants in past seasons. Some were funny, some had a no nonsense attitude, some were utterly crazy and some were casting failures … oh, and some were kinda evil. But in past seasons there has been one consistency … we've had very smart campers like Noah, Harold, Cameron and B … and we've had strong campers like DJ, Eva, Lightning and Jo." Continued Chris. "So, we figured it's about time to settle the oldest score in history … no, not boys versus girls, but rather Brain VS Brawn."
Chris waved his arms around and made grand gestures as he started walking along a beach.
"Twenty campers are currently on their way to the island. They have been divided into one of two teams, based on whether they are smart or whether they are strong. However, both teams have some players who are a bit of both, so you can expect a very even fight! The rules of the game are simple … be the last person left on the island by any legal means and avoid elimination. The last camper standing wins the grand prize of one million dollars, and proves if brains or brawn are superior!" Announced Chris dramatically. "Not only that, but they will also be surviving in the wild and will have to work with Mother Nature. Shelter, food and everything they need to survive … they'll have to get it themselves. But they knew what they were signing up for, so they can't blame us! Haha!"
Chris arrived at a dock and stopped by the edge of it.
"As you may have guessed, this is not Wawanakwa; we're instead at a location so remote that it does not have an official name. So until further notice, let's just call it Chris Island." Chuckled Chris. "It's gonna be a battle of Brains VS Brawns and you're not gonna want to miss it, so keep on watching Total Drama: Brains VS Brawns!"
(Theme Song, I Wanna Be Famous)
The camera returned to Chris and he flashed another grin for the camera.
"Our campers are almost here at the island; how about we meet them?" Said Chris with a wink. "Trust me, some of them are really crazy…"
The camera panned up from Chris towards the clouds; it then panned down again and showed two large boats travelling towards Chris Island. Each boat had ten teens milling about on the deck; clearly they were all eager to get started with the contest. The camera panned towards the boat of the left which had a flag that had a brain on it.
At the front of the boat a boy was looking out at the waves. He wore an indigo shirt with an orange exclamation mark on it, orange pants and a yellow and red beanie hat. He had brown hair and looked somewhat uncertain.
"Guess it's about to start … it's not gonna be easy without Wally, but being separated from a twin is never easy." Sighed the boy. "How do I even properly play Total Drama?"
"Hey, what's up?" Asked a second boy who walked up. "You look more down than whoever will be voted off first. Name's Trey, by the way."
Trey wore knee length black shorts and a red hoodie with an orange hood and half of the sleeves coloured orange. He was also wearing a large pair of devil horns attached to a headband. Trey looked to have some Japanese blood in him.
"I'm Ollie." Said the first boy. "I'm fine, I'm just nervous. I've never been away from my twin brother Wally before. He was always the brave leader between us; I just tended to follow his lead."
"Well you'd better find your own way in this contest; if you don't I might take you out." Chuckled Trey. "I'm gonna be the main villain of this season; all former villains are gonna be pansy's compared to me!"
"… I may be no expert, but isn't bragging about the fact you're the villain only gonna make you a target?" Asked Ollie.
"Pfft, people can try to vote me off if they want to … but since I'm the villain fate will give me as many passes as I need to make it to the final four at least." Smirked Trey. "Trust me, I'm worse than Scott, Courtney, Alejandro and Heather combined."
"What about Justin?" Asked Ollie curiously. "He was a bit of a prick in season two."
"Pfft, he was an insult to villains." Stated Trey. "Unlike me, he hasn't ever sabotaged the school intercom to play the vulgar song London Underground."
"… I see." Noted Ollie. "I'm … gonna go over there."
"You should; you might become evil just by standing near me." Nodded Trey. "Only stay if you can handle the corruption."
Ollie walked away looking a little weirded out.
"Chris sure knows how to pick them…" Muttered Ollie in bewilderment.
From the far side of the deck a girl had watched the exchange between Ollie and Trey. She wore half-moon glasses and had ginger hair. She wore green sweater with red threading in it and a pinky purple skirt. Of note was her somewhat large breasts which were concealed by her crossed arms.
"Why would somebody brag about being the villain?" Blinked the girl. "I can just tell that this island is going to descend into chaos within a week. Hopefully the people will be nice for the most part; I could do with a friend or three … I'd best keep a clear head."
"Good idea, having a clear head is a must in this game." Said a boy as he walked up. "But if not, you easily make up for any bad decisions; I can tell just by looking at you."
This boy wore a cyan shirt, navy blue jacket and tannish yellow pants. He had brown hair with a red tipped fringe that dangled in front of his face. His eyes were red and looked somewhat creepy.
"Thank you. So, you can tell I'm an honour roll student just by looking at me?" Smiled the girl. "Oh, I'm Harmony."
"I'm Cy." Replied the boy. "And I wasn't referring to your smarts, even if that's cool, I meant your knockers."
Cy chuckled in an ogre like way while Harmony flushed and looked offended.
"I'll have you know that by 'assets' do not define me as a person." Frowned Harmony. "I am a girl of books, knowledge and fine tea."
"And boobs." Added Cy. "Nothing to be ashamed of; I know some guys who would kill for boobs like those."
"This is exactly what I came to this show to avoid." Sighed Harmony. "People who just see me as an object and care nothing for my personality, talents and choices in literature. And if you had to compliment my appearance, why my breasts? Why not my eyes, or my hair?"
"Because your boobs are bigger than them." Said Cy with a lick of his lips. "If you have it then you should flaunt it."
"I think I have more class than that." Frowned Harmony. "In fact, why am I still talking to you?"
"Because you like me?" Grinned Cy hopefully.
"… Goodbye." Said Harmony dismissively as she took her leave.
Cy watched Harmony go and then groaned.
"Did it again, bad first impression. But nothing a midnight kiss won't solve." Thought Cy. "Whoa, look at that butt! Huhuhuhuh!"
On the top deck of the boat a girl was sitting on a stool whilst painting a picture of the island in the distance. She had curly pink hair, a dark green and brown shirt and blue shorts. She looked to be in deep concentration as she painted her picture.
"Another masterpiece … but what to call it?" Pondered the girl. "Maybe 'A Fortunate Filled Future' since in a few weeks I'll be a millionaire."
As the pink haired girl continued to paint her picture another girl walked up fiddling about with some kind of mini-computer. The girl looked up from her device and glanced at the painting.
"Nice painting, you've got a real talent at art." Noted the second girl.
"Thanks, its utter perfection isn't it?" Nodded the first girl. "Hopefully this show will make the name of Wittney Black a household name."
"It depends on how high you place." Said the second girl. "I'm Patsy."
Patsy had brownish auburn hair done up in a big twisty style created by two twisted ponytails. She wore a dark violet button up shirt with a yellow collar and a blue mini skirt. She also had a pair of beam sunglasses on.
"Well, I hope you're willing to settle for second place at best, since I'm winning this season hands down." Bragged Wittney. "But maybe, just maybe, you'll win an all stars season … assuming I don't get called back and become a two time champion."
"Heh; I could beat you." Giggled Patsy mischievously. "I have skills you could never get in the field of art, pretty as it may be."
"Doubt me if you want, it'll only make saying 'I told you so' a lot more satisfying." Said Wittney with a sniff. "Now leave me to my art, I refuse to continue this pointless conversation."
"Fine, have fun being the first one voted out." Muttered Patsy. "I'll make sure of it."
"How cute, you think you have a chance." Scoffed Wittney. "This is a game of brains and artistic flair, not low level janitors."
"Well screw you too!" Snapped Patsy. "You want to trade blows? Bah! You can't even hit puberty judging by your voice."
"See you at elimination." Said Wittney coolly.
As the two girls continued to bicker a lanky boy was leaning against the railing, playing Tetris on his phone and observing the argument. He had ginger hair with a goatee and wore a light blueish grey shirt and dark pink jeans. He had a pair of glasses on and looked slightly amused by the arguing.
"Fosley, this will be the easiest million you will ever make." Chuckled the guy while gaining a cocky smirk.
In the interior of the boat (which was reachable by a closed door next to Fosley) and sitting at a table was another boy. He wore a dark and dull green shirt with a mushroom picture on it and also wore a pair of brown shorts. Most notable about him was his extremely large red hairdo that had white spots dyed in so that it resembled a mushroom cap. He was currently making notes on a piece of paper.
"Rumours have it that several elusive types of mushrooms grow in this region, and I intend to discover them. I must have no distractions or annoyances stopping me. Those mushrooms will be found." Said the boy to himself. "It is my life's work to discover and document every type of mushroom on the planet. Mario, thank you for showing me my way in life."
As the boy continued to write down notes a very small girl dashed past cheering excitably. The boy massaged his forehead and scowled.
"Silence! How am I, the mushroom master Tyrian, supposed to work with so much noise? Keep it down!" Barked the boy known as Tyrian.
The small girl dashed out to the back deck and gazed around. She was a small chocolate brown skinned girl who wore a pair of glasses, a goldish orange skirt and a green shirt which, judging by the extremely long sleeves, was much too big for her.
"This is exciting!" Cheered the small girl. "Hear me world! I'm on Total Drama! Woohoo! I can't wait to start!"
The small girl then noticed another girl nearby who was leaning against the railing and looking out at the waves behind the boat.
"Hi there, I'm Bianca!" Greeted the small girl. "Isn't this so totally super awesome? We're gonna be stars!"
"Heh, maybe … but anything could happen." Said the second girl. "It's entirely possible that we could be the first two people voted off."
The second girl wore a dark green shirt with white polka dots on it and blue jeans. Her hair was straight, long and blond. She also wore a large pink bow with white polka dots in her hair.
"Well, as long as we end up being super popular with the fans then it's all good." Smiled Bianca. "I'd love to win, but being remembered as a star this season would be fine by me."
"I'm hoping to win personally." Replied the second girl.
"What's your name?" Asked Bianca.
"I'm Liv." Replied the blond girl. "Also, a few words of advice. You seem like a social girl … are you?"
"I like to think so." Nodded Bianca. "I've got quite a lot of friends back home, and I'm the smallest of all of them."
"I see. Well, in this game everyone wants to win more than they want to make friends … so if somebody tells you something, keep in mind every word they say might be a lie." Cautioned Liv. "Make friends if you like, but always keep in mind that only one person can win."
"… You seem a little paranoid." Noted Bianca.
"In a game like Total Drama, that's hardly a problem." Chuckled Liv. "Well, we'll be arriving soon … and I think we're gonna be team mates."
"Awesome! Time to start day one of what will be known as the best summer ever!" Cheered Bianca as she jumped up in excitement, yet didn't reach eye level with Liv.
"Nice girl … but she's got to remember what we all came here for … unless she's putting on a façade so I don't suspect her." Thought Liv cautiously.
The camera panned away from the boat of the Brainy campers and went up to the sky before coming back down to the front of the other boat, the one containing the brawny campers.
At the front of the boat a Chinese boy was looking out at the approaching island with a look of confidence on his face. He was dressed up like a sailor: white shirt, white pants and even a cool looking grey and gold sailor hat, and a fancy blue knotted neckerchief. He also had short and tidy black hair.
"Ah, nothing like a boat ride before adventure … unless the adventure is on a boat like it has been many times before for me." Chuckled the boy. "Never had a land based adventure, but I can cope. This'll be a fine adventure, dare I say a grand adventure! Yarharrr!"
"You look excited." Noted a girl who walked up. "I totally agree; this shall be the adventure to end all adventures!"
The girl had tan skin and looked rather attractive. She had blond hair that was done up into a large pony tail and wore a blue belly shirt and brown jacket. She also wore a pair of brown short shorts and some cowgirl boots. On her head was a Stetson hat.
"That's true." Agreed the boy. "So, I think we're gonna be team mates since we're both quite tough and outgoing … good to have you on the team! I'm Sarge, and you are?"
"I'm Eliza." Replied the girl. "This'll definitely be a summer to remember; it's like a vacation to me … being a Park Warden back home is fine and all, but I needed a break for some real excitement."
"A lady as lovely as yourself is sure to make it far." Winked Sarge.
"You tease." Chuckled Eliza. "I think the other boat contains our opposition … but they don't look so tough; we can beat them with our hands tied behind our backs."
"I'm not really into that kind of thing." Chuckled Sarge.
"… Me and you are gonna get along fine." Said Eliza with a nod as she held out her hand for a shake. "Who says cowgirls and sailors can't get along?"
"A moron most likely." Stated Sarge as he shook Eliza's hand.
"Exactly." Nodded Eliza.
"So, want to hear about the time I battled my first shark?" Offered Sarge.
"Do tell!" Grinned Eliza.
On the top deck a very muscular dark skinned boy was watching Sarge and Eliza chat together. He wore a light blue football jersey with a yellow number 4 on it and yellow wrists. His pants were teal and his hair was short and brown. He looked to be in thought.
"That could be a problem." Frowned the boy. "Guess I'll just take it as it comes."
"Take what as what comes?" Asked another boy who was standing near the first boy.
The second boy had a reasonably good build and wore a light sea green shirt with an orange waistline and orange wrists. His pants were dark red and his hair was black and covered his eyes. He also had a five 0'clock shadow beard and looked a little dim.
"Nothing much, just thinking that those two down there might pose a threat to my security in this game." Stated the first boy. "Oh, I don't believe I've introduced myself; my name is John."
"I'm Moe!" Exclaimed the second boy. "And don't worry, if they arrive last at the checkpoint then they'll be out."
"… Err, what are you talking about?" Asked John in confusion.
"Don't you know how The Amazing Race works? It's what we signed up for." Reminded Moe. "Or, was it American Idol? Hmm … nope, definitely The Amazing Race."
"… We're on Total Drama." Said John flatly. "How could you not know that?"
"I guess the same way I don't know everything else that I don't know." Replied Moe. "But this should be fun! If I win then I can fulfil my dream of buying a chocolate factory!"
"I see…" Noted John. "Well, good luck."
The gears in John's head were turning though as an idea entered his mind. Moe didn't notice and just looked at the clouds.
Down at the side of the boat a boy was dancing some disco moves. He wore a disco suit that was coloured pink, cyan and was very shiny. His pants were dark purple with little stripes of green on them. He wore a pair of star shaped purple sunglasses and, most notably, his hair was styled into a very large dark blond afro.
"Disco Earl, is gonna win a fortune and a pearl!" Declared the boy, known as Earl, as he danced.
A girl watched Earl dance and rolled her eyes. She wore a light grey shirt, light tan jacket and brown knee length shorts. Notably, all of her clothing had some rips. Her hair was chocolate brown and was done up in two puffy pigtails.
"If Boss Gabby was here, I'd love to be ordered to cream him." Muttered the girl.
"Did you say something?" Asked Earl whilst finishing his dancing routine.
"Nothing much, just that I'd beat you up if my boss was here to tell me too." Stated the girl.
"… Your boss?" Asked Earl curiously whilst not seeming phased by the threat of being beaten up.
"Boss Gabby, the head bully of my gang. I'm just a low ranked support bully; I can't smash wimps without her say so." Explained the girl. "Once I join up with the head bully here then I'll be good to go."
"… I see." Blinked Earl in confusion. "Soooooooo … what's your name?"
"Ruth." Replied the girl.
"Oh yeah! Just like my disco dancing is totally through the roof!" Exclaimed Earl as he resumed dancing. "If I said I was the head bully, would you dance some funky moves?"
"… No. You're no bully, I can tell by looking at you." Stated Ruth. "Later."
Ruth took her leave without another word.
"… Oh well, back to the glory of disco dancing!" Cheered Earl as he resumed his dance routine.
At the other side of the boat a girl was nervously looking out at the waves. She wore an orange jumpsuit like what a convict would wear and had blond hair put up into a ponytail; her fringe had been gelled up and dyed in three streaks of green, orange and purple. The tip of her ponytail was dyed pink.
"Ok, gotta be brave for once. Mummy and daddy aren't here now, I'm all alone … and I don't like being alone." Gulped the girl. "I just hope I don't leave in a humiliating way…"
As the girl looked out at the waves while trying to be brave, a boy walked up to her.
"So, are you a convict?" Asked the boy.
The boy was rather buff, strong and tall. He wore a yellow shirt and a set of blue overalls. The shirt had a grey icon of a shield on it and with a red square on it. He had black hair, on top of which was a beige fedora.
"… Yes, yes I am." Replied the girl while trying to put on a tough voice. "My name is Diamond, but while I'm here you can call me The Beast, got it?"
"I see. Well then Miss 'The Beast', just to let you know right now, I don't appreciate things like bullying and hurting innocents, so if you do anything to harm other people, I'll rebound it at you tenfold. Every season has some jackass prick who bullies the insecure and timid campers; I'm not letting you be the Duncan to somebody's Harold, you get me?" Frowned the boy. "Oh, and the name's Boris by the way."
Diamond tried not to cower under the look Boris was giving her and simply turned away.
"Whatever, guess its game on. We'll see who will stand stronger soon enough." Replied Diamond.
"I look forward to it." Nodded Boris. "So, what were you locked up for?"
"… You don't want to know." Said Diamond simply.
"I don't doubt that." Said Boris as he took his leave.
After Boris was gone Diamond breathed a sigh of relief and trembled a little.
"That was scary … does pretending to be a criminal mean I'll have to deal with him going after me? … Oh dear…" Gulped Diamond.
At the very back of the boat a Chinese girl was doing some stretches, as if she was preparing herself for a work out. She had neck length black hair with some of it done up in a bun held by a red bow and wore a golden gymnastics leotard with a purple star slightly below the chest area. The leotard was … somewhat tight fitting, but the girl either didn't notice or didn't care.
"One, two, one, two." Said the girl as she stretched. "Gotta be in top physical condition for this contest; good thing that I'm flexible. Heehee! This is gonna be so kawaii! Brawns for the win!"
"You sure sound like you're ready for this contest to start." Noted another girl.
The second girl was Indian and looked regal and refined, though at the same time somewhat tomboyish and rather excitable. She had shoulder length black hair with some done up in a ponytail. She wore a sleeveless dark purple dress with a pink stripe zigzagging along it. She also wore a pearl necklace.
"I'm ready whenever the others are." Replied the first girl. "So, what's your story? Want to be rich?"
"Oh, no need, I'm kinda already fairly well off." Admitted the second girl. "I'm Wishami Raj, heiress of the Raj family fortune … also known as a girl bored with the high life and wanted to get out, do something and rough it like those of the normal class."
"You're an heiress? Cool!" Gaped the first girl. "My story is a lot less interesting; I'm Rai Wu, a skilled gymnast and self-proclaimed pervert. Pleased to meet you."
"A pervert? Heh, that's cool." Giggled Wishami. "So, I take it you're looking for a boyfriend?"
"Not really; I broke up with my last boyfriend a month ago and I'm still feeling the burn … but hey, if the boys want to be my friend and flirt with me then I ain't gonna stop them." Giggled Rai. "You looking for a guy?"
"No need, I already have an arranged marriage set out and planned for me. It's custom." Stated Wishami. "But this entire experience is definitely new to me … I might suck at it, but who cares right? You only live once and stuff."
"Right on! Ya know, you don't strike me as a typical sheltered heiress." Noted Rai.
"Yeah, I get that a lot." Chuckled Wishami. "And believe me, I take it as a compliment. I'm no stuffy princess who fears dirt."
"Yeah, what's so bad about dirt?" Nodded Rai as she continued stretching. "Same with sweat; it never hurts anyone."
The two girls continued to talk as the boat headed towards the island.
Chris stood on the dock and grinned as the two boats came to a stop next to the dock.
"Here's comes the fresh meat." Chuckled Chris.
The boarding bridges were lowered and the contestants started to file off the boats and onto the dock.
"I already have a bad feeling about this." Muttered Liv.
"It's Chris, what other feeling is there to be had?" Replied Bianca.
"Hey babe, can I have your number." Grinned Cy with a creepy giggle.
"Keep away from me." Frowned Harmony as she quickened her walking speed.
"Booya! Time to start roughing it!" Cheered Wishami. "Out of the residence and into the wild!"
"Just don't annoy me." Stated Wittney.
"Land ahoy!" Cheered Sarge.
"So … those are the brains." Noted John.
Everyone crowded in front of Chris and awaited what he had to say.
"Welcome to another season of Total Drama! This is Chris Island, a land that time forgot." Announced Chris.
"Ego much?" Asked Eliza.
"Nothing wrong with that." Stated Wittney.
"Total Drama? Isn't this the amazing race?" Blinked Moe.
"Your twenty have been picked to have a chance at winning a million dollars, and also help show if Brain beats Brawn, or vice versa." Explained Chris. "Now, before we start I'm going to do a quick roll call to check that everyone is here."
Chris took out a sheet of paper with pictures of the campers on it arranged into two sections.
"Ok, when I call your name please respond in some verbal way to show that you are here and not possibly shark food." Requested Chris. "Ok, Patsy?"
"Here!" Called Patsy.
"Wittney?"
"Here, and why wasn't I called first?" Frowned Wittney.
"Cy?"
"Here bub." Chuckled Cy.
"Harmony."
"Present and accounted for." Smiled Harmony.
"Ollie?"
"Here." Nodded Ollie.
"Bianca?"
"Here! Here! Here!" Cheered Bianca whilst jumping up and down.
"Trey?"
"Here, and ready to really rumble!" Cackled Trey.
"Fosley?"
"Present." Said Fosley.
"Liv?"
"I'm right here." Nodded Liv.
"Tyrian?"
"Here." Stated Tyrian. "Now please stop talking to me."
"Rude." Frowned Chris. "Anyway, you ten have been chosen for your brains. In one way or another, you are each smart, sharp minded, intelligent and take a brain over brawn approach. As such, you are going to be known as The Brilliant Brains."
An icon of a brain in a purple circle appeared on screen.
"Cool, huhuhuhuh." Chuckled Cy.
"Definitely the right team for me." Nodded Patsy.
"As for the rest of you." Began Chris. "Sarge?"
"Ahoy!" Grinned Sarge.
"Earl?"
"Ready to compete and ready to boogie!" Exclaimed Earl while starting to disco dance.
"Boris?"
"Here." Nodded Boris.
"Diamond?"
"… Here." Said Diamond while trying to keep calm.
"Rai?"
"Right here." Nodded Rai with a wink.
"Wishami?"
"Over here!" Called Wishami.
"John?"
"Present." Said John.
"Ruth?"
"Here." Said Ruth.
"Moe?"
"Hi!" Cheered Moe.
"Eliza?"
"Ready for an adventure and ready for a fight." Nodded Eliza.
"You ten were picked for your brawn. Be it sports skills, flexibility, stamina, brute strength or simply not being brainy, you ten are, by and large, a group who prefers brawn over brains. As such, you are called The Brutal Brawns!" Exclaimed Chris.
An icon of a fist in a red circle appeared on screen.
"Now, this season you will be living off nature and surviving in the wild. Is brawn the best for wilderness survival, or is it brains? It's up to you guys to help us figure out which one is best." Stated Chris while taking out two maps. "These maps lead to your camp sites; your first challenge begins as soon as you arrive. You'll find the instructions waiting for you at your camps."
Chris tossed a map each to Eliza and Wittney.
"Now, before you head out we have one more thing to take care of. Total Drama would be nothing without its twists … thus, it's only right we start with one right now." Chuckled Chris. "You are each Brains and Brawn … obviously each team lacks what the other team has, so in order to prevent a bit of one sidedness in different types challenges, I'd like one member of the Brains and one member of the Brawns to swap teams right now."
Everyone was silent as they looked amongst their team mates.
"I'm happy where I am." Said Ruth.
"Me too." Agreed Liv.
Harmony noticed Cy looking at her with a grin.
"Don't go anywhere babe." Grinned Cy.
"I'll swap!" Announced Harmony as she quickly walked away from her team and walked up to Chris. "Hopefully nobody on the Brawns is a creep."
"Ok, Harmony is now on The Brutal Brawns." Nodded Chris. "Would anybody else like to swap?"
There was a few moments of pure silence before somebody stepped forwards.
"I'll swap too." Said Diamond.
"Ok then, from this moment onwards Diamond is a member of The Brilliant Brains." Nodded Chris. "Ladies, go join your new teams."
The girls did as Chris asked and the host continued speaking.
"Well, with that done the teams are now set until further notice. You may head out to your camps." Said Chris. " Oh, and this season there is no confessional booth since it'd ruin the feel of wilderness survival. But feel free to go somewhere private and say whatever you feel like; it's certain that at least one of the cameras will see you. I shall see you at some time in the future."
With the teams set and the rules laid out the two teams set off into the woods to start the battle of the ages, Brains VS Brawns.
(Confessional: First of the season!)
Sarge: I like the look of my team; we've definitely got the edge in the physical challenges and I'd be willing to bet cold hard cash that some of us are just as smart as those on the brains team. I'm no idiot myself, just a bit salty according to some … but hey, there's nothing wrong with that.
Cy: Darn shame the hot chick changed teams, but at least I can focus on the game now. When boobs are involved, my mind tends to go screwy.
Ruth: I'm happy to follow somebody else, and also happy to be a bully. I'll see if I can figure out who the head bully is, and then I'll be their right hand.
Diamond: I'm not really a convict … heck, I've never even had detention before. I'm just a really shy girl who is scared of dangerous things. I'd never survive on this island … so, my Uncle Dave suggested that I dress as a convict so that other people will respect me and take me seriously. … This won't be easy…
John: So, I'm on the brawns huh? I thought I'd be on the brains, but I can work with this. Most of my team will probably be a tad dumb, so I'll be kept around for brains. Now, who should I work with?
Harmony: I swapped since I do not want to be near that creep; he makes me feel unsafe. I want to prove I'm more than a 'pair of knockers'. Compliments are nice, but … not if they are always about those. I may not be too strong, but I'm kinda brainy and stuff, so perhaps my smarts will help me stick around.
Wishami: All my life I've been very sheltered and only exposed to the 'finer things in life' … but I'd rather see and experience some so called 'impure things', like monster trucks, mud and even junk food. Well, my 'cage' is unlocked, so it's time to get busy and go nuts!
Fosley: The people who stand out always put a target on their backs, so if I stay quiet and hidden I'll be ignored and not seen as a threat to anyone. Maybe I'll get less screen time, but who cares? The loud screen hogging chumps will make it so easy for me to win.
(Brilliant Brains)
The ten brainy campers were walking through the forest on their way to their camp site. Currently Wittney and Patsy were leading the group.
"So, we've lost the smart looking girl and gained the convict … think that might affect our chances?" Asked Patsy.
"I doubt it." Assured Wittney. "Anything the 'brainy girl' could have bought to this team, I can add triple."
"I can add a lot too, I may not excel at art or being muscular … but I'm great with computer tech and I know CPR." Stated Patsy.
"Why does that matter?" Asked Wittney.
"Somebody might have a near fatal accident in a water challenge." Stated Patsy. "When the show is hosted by Chris it is to be expected."
"… Good point." Conceded Wittney. "With me on the team, and to a lesser degree some of the others, the challenge likely won't take long to win. That'll leave me some free time to paint my next masterpiece."
"And I can use my free time for … secrets." Chuckled Patsy mysteriously.
"I won't ask, it might lower my IQ and artistic flair." Said Wittney simply.
"Meanie." Frowned Patsy as she stuck her tongue out at Wittney.
A short distance behind the two girls were Liv and Ollie. Both were relatively quiet and not saying very much. Soon enough Ollie decided to break the silence.
"So, I guess were team mates?" Began Ollie.
"Yeah, seems that way … we are heading to the same camp after all." Nodded Liv.
"I'm Ollie, full name Ollie Volraw. You?" Continued Ollie.
"Liv … Liv Christmas." Stated Liv.
"Nice name." Nodded Ollie. "So … err … ok, I must admit I'm really nervous. I'm not the most social guy back home and in this game being social is a big thing … but without my twin Wally to lead me I'm a tad lost."
"I have no siblings so I don't know the feeling … but you're on the brains team, I'm sure you'll find your way." Said Liv with a small smile. "I take it that you and your twin both signed up and only you got in?"
"Not quite." Sighed Ollie. "Dad felt me and Wally were too close and needed time to 'branch out a bit' … Wally got sent to boot camp and I was made to audition for this show. Dad has good intentions, but I dunno…"
"Well Ollie, a piece of advice for you … don't trust anyone; they can easily say one thing but actually be thinking something totally different." Advised Liv.
"Yikes … now I'm worried." Gulped Ollie.
"That is wise." Nodded Liv. "If you don't worry it means you feel totally safe and that is a bad idea."
"… Hmm…" Pondered Ollie.
A little further back were Cy, Diamond and Trey; the latter of the three was currently talking contently while the other two simply listened.
"I'm evil, there is no denying it. I mean, one time I was so horrible that I prank called the mayor. He never saw it coming; nobody sees it coming when I strike them into the ground." Bragged Trey. "And nobody here will see it coming either."
"They will if you brag about how 'evil' you are." Said Diamond quietly.
"Nobody can stop me. I'm the villain of this season, the big bad, the mastermind … the final boss. Thus, I will be totally unable to lose until the final four at the very earliest; being a big villain on reality TV means that fate gives you a ton of freebies."
"… Huh?" Blinked Diamond. "That's insane … err, though back in Juvie I knew some really crazy people; pfft, they were so scared of me."
"No! No! No! You are not robbing me of being the villain of the season!" Exclaimed Trey while stomping his foot. "There's only room for one final boss and it is me. This isn't a 'dual boss battle', it's just an evil villain versus a couple of weak heroes."
"Yeah, well … I've been in solitary confinement over fifty times!" Said Diamond boldly.
"I'm way more evil than that! One time I laughed when Dobby died during a cinema showing of Deathly Hallows part 1, and I rooted for Voldemort!" Bragged Trey.
Cy looked both amused and bewildered by this conversation.
"You two are both insane in the brain." Noted Cy.
"Maybe, but who is more evil. Crazy people can be good, but evil is the prime statistic." Said Trey seriously. "Who is more evil?"
"Well … you look more intimidating since you have some muscle and the devil horns, though Diamond has the punk hair … I think that since Diamond has nice knockers she's the better villain; all good villains are sexy. Huhuhuhuh!" Chuckled Cy creepily.
Diamond suppressed the urge to squeal in fright while Trey looked mad.
"Mark my words, by sundown you'll see how evil I truly am!" Declared Trey.
"… I've found my human shield." Thought Cy in satisfaction.
Further behind in the walking order were Bianca and Tyrian; the short girl wanted to make conversation with her team mate, though Tyrian clearly had very little interest in socialising … if any at all.
"So, why did you audition for this show?" Asked Bianca. "To make friends? To win? To be famous? To be a villain? The fresh air? Meeting Chris Maclean? A dare?"
"None of those; I auditioned to investigate rumours of rare mushrooms. Now be quiet." Stated Tyrian.
"Mushrooms? Cool! So, are they special mushrooms like in Mario? Do they give you power like growing really tall, shrinking really small, healing yourself, transform you into a bee or do they just make you high?" Asked Bianca eagerly.
Tyrian ignored Bianca and quickly walked on ahead.
"Wait up Tyrian, I just want to get to know my teamie!" Called Bianca as she tried to keep up with Tyrian, though her small legs made it slightly hard.
Fosley was walking along at the back of the pack and had been observing all of the conversations as well as who was talking to who.
"Hmm…" Pondered Fosley.
(Confessional: What a weird blend of personalities!)
Wittney: Do I have an ego? I guess so, but it's not like I can't justify it. Everyone always tells me how lovely my art is and they even pay real money to own it. Imagine the kind of Art College I could go to when I win. And what better way to start off the contest than winning the first challenge? I'm sure it'll play to my strengths, whatever it is.
Liv: Ollie seems like a nice guy … but what somebody seems to be isn't always what they actually are. But, I'll be nice and sweet until he gives me a reason to think otherwise. I'm not paranoid or anything, I'm just a little cautious given I haven't known any of my team mates for even a full day.
Trey: The best way to prove how evil you are to a new batch of people is to brag about past achievements, be they real or fake … it's kinda like a whisper campaign. I have so many devious and diabolical plans to put into motion: the question is, who to slam into the ground first? What would make the biggest villain in Total Drama history as early as possible?
Cy: I tend to make people mad for some reason, so I need somebody to use as a shield. Trey will be that shield. I can just use him to make my moves; he'll get the backlash, not me … huhuhuhuh!
Bianca: Tyrian seems a bit grumpy, but Liv is really cool. I must get to know everybody on the team!
(Brutal Brawns)
The ten brawny campers were making good progress towards their camp site; Eliza was leading the group towards their destination since she had the most outdoor experience. Walking alongside her was Sarge.
"So, how much further until we arrive at our camp site?" Asked Sarge. "Think we'll be there before nightfall?"
"Of course. It's only about a mile and a half ahead of us." Replied Eliza. "This hike is nothing for me; I do this sort of thing almost every day back home; when you're a park warden the great outdoors feel more homely than a house ever could."
"Aye, I know what you mean." Nodded Sarge in understanding. "The sea is my home, much moreso than dry land … but hey, staying on land for a few weeks is worth the million dollars."
"Totally." Agreed Eliza. "But it's only the first day, so we've got a lot of work to do."
"True, but we're the brawns; we'll blast the brains right out of the water! Yarharrr!" Cheered Sarge. "Hopefully today will just be a reward challenge; I don't want there to be any risk of me ending up being eliminated on the first day."
"Trust me, that won't happen. You'll be an asset in any water based challenge." Assured Eliza. "That said … I don't know who we'd boot first given everyone might have something to add to the team. Gee, eliminations are gonna be hard.
"I can see an easy solution." Stated Sarge.
"What do you have it mind?" Asked Eliza.
"… We win every single challenge and systematically curb stomp each and every brainy camper." Suggested Sarge. "That way it'd be weeks before we'd have to worry about it."
"… Good idea Sarge, I like your thinking." Grinned Eliza.
"Well, I do have a very high IQ." Chuckled Sarge in mock modesty.
A short ways behind the two chattering teens leading the group were Boris and Earl. Boris looked quite calm and placid while Earl strutted along and looked to be in quite a good mood.
"You look cheerful." Noted Boris.
"With the power of disco I can never be sad." Replied Earl. "Besides, I'm gonna be able to showcase my funky moves on TV and win a million dollars; what's not to be happy about?"
"Good point." Agreed Boris. "Though I'm keeping an eye out for any bullies and such on the team; I don't want there to a Duncan and Harold situation. If in doubt, vote the villains out."
"My motto is 'If in doubt, let the disco out'." Stated Earl.
"You do know that Disco died years ago, right?" Asked Boris.
"No it didn't, it just took a nap." Insisted Earl.
"… I see." Said Boris. "Well, just keep my advice in mind. The cruel cutthroat players need to go as soon as possible."
"Gotcha, I'll consider your advice after a good ol' disco dance." Nodded Earl.
Boris rolled his eyes and ended the conversation. Earl didn't seem to mind and he simply kept on strutting.
A little further behind Boris and Earl were John, Moe and Ruth. John walked along with his hands in his pockets and a neutral look on his face while Moe had a very cheerful expression and seemed quite happy. Ruth meanwhile was walking quite close to John. The brainy jock noticed this and raised an eyebrow.
"Any reason you're walking right up close to me?" Asked John.
"I'm a bully and I follow the head bully's leadership. You're a strong jock and thus the head bully; I await your commands." Stated Ruth.
John was about to firmly state he was not a bully and that Ruth should get lost, but he then had an idea.
"Ok then, err, I guess as a first command we can just follow the others to our camp site and talk about stuff." Stated John.
"You lead and I obey." Nodded Ruth.
"So, what do you guys think of our team so far?" Asked John. "I think we have a pretty good force of strength, and brains, on our side."
"Our team is ok because you think it is." Stated Ruth.
"How about you Moe, any thoughts to add?" Asked John.
"… I'm surprised we're not on The Amazing Race; maybe I sent my audition to the wrong place?" Pondered Moe. "Oh well, this'll be fun too. It'll be like camping and I'm great at that, though I've never actually done it before … or did I? Hmm, I kinda don't remember … err, what were we talking about again?"
"We were talking about the team; what do you think of our team?" Stated John.
"Oh, I think we've got a good team; more of us wear hats than on the other team." Said Moe confidently.
"I see…" Blinked John.
"What do you see Boss?" Asked Ruth.
"Nothing, never mind. It's not important." Assured John.
"If you say so boss." Nodded Ruth.
At the back of the pack were Harmony, Rai and Wishami. Currently the gymnast and Indian aristocrat were talking to Harmony about her decision to switch teams.
"So, Harmony is it? What made you decide to swap teams?" Asked Wishami curiously.
"Yeah, didn't you like being with other brainy people?" Added Rai.
"The team may have had some nice people, but there was a creep who kept ogling me and giggling in the most awful way. I jumped at the chance to get away from him; I do not want a guy staring at my … 'assets' all summer." Explained Harmony.
"That doesn't sound so bad to me; I love it when boys stare at me." Remarked Rai. "Why else would I be wearing this tight gymnastics leotard?"
"Mobility?" Guessed Wishami.
"Well, I'll admit that's the main reason, but it never hurts to be sexy." Grinned Rai.
"Clearly me and you are very different." Noted Harmony. "Unlike you, I get scared and nervous from romantic and sexual attention; I'd like to get reductions…"
"Be proud of what you have; I know a couple of girls who would very possibly kill for boobs like those." Said Rai seriously.
"… Should I get implants?" Asked Wishami while gesturing to her slightly small chest.
"Indeed not, you're fine as you are." Assured Harmony. "I do hope I can fit in on this brawny team; I'm not exactly an Olympic athlete."
"I'm sure your brains will be valuable to us. Who knows, we might get a math based challenge." Said Wishami thoughtfully.
"Urgh, gag." Winced Rai.
"Not a problem; I know maths like I know Shakespeare." Said Harmony confidently.
"Heh, my math teacher says my head is full of stupid." Admitted Rai.
"Hey girls, I have a super cool idea; let's team up and work together!" Grinned Wishami. "I mean, any gal our age knows that three is better than one, right?"
"I'm in." Nodded Rai.
"I think this will benefit all of us, I'm in as well." Smiled Harmony.
"Yay!" Cheered Wishami. "So, our first mission as teamies within teamies is simple … follow the leaders to our camp site."
(Confessional: They certainly have a drive to compete!)
Eliza: This is a nice island; I can tell it'll great for an adventure. Not sure what the wildlife is like yet, but I'm sure I can cope with it; after all, I live for the great outdoors. As for my team, Sarge is a pretty cool guy and I think he's gonna be my best friend out here based on how we've been getting chummy so far … as for everyone else, I'm not sure … but let it never be said I'm not social because I am indeed a social gal!
Boris: It may only just be the start of the contest, but things are going pretty good at the moment. I'm not really sure who the bullies or victims will be, but if there are none of either then that's good too. If the first challenge involves heavy lifting then my team has the clear upper hand; we've got me and that jock guy, and most of the team has at least some muscle.
John: I really do not like how people assume I'm some kind of dumb idiot or bully like Lightning just because I'm a buff jock … but if gets me a loyal ally, I have little to complain about. But let it be known right now that I'm not a bully.
Wishami: I'm really looking forward to the first challenge; hopefully it'll involve dirt, monster trucks or something cool. Bring it on!
Harmony: Whoa, this team switch is really paying off. I'm so glad I'm fitting in; usually I'm not that great with the whole 'social life' thing.
(Brilliant Brains)
"Ok guys, we're here." Announced Wittney.
The Brilliant Brains walked into their camp site and looked around; it was quite a nice camp site. There was a river running through the camp, trees were growing here and there, some of which had fruit on them and there was a cliff nearby that led down to a rather small beach which was really just a small fishing spot.
"This camp rocks!" Cheered Bianca.
"Looks like we'll have a good source of food at the very least." Noted Liv. "Looks like we'll have to build a shelter though; anybody know how to do that?"
"Wally and me built a treehouse once, I might be able to do something if I had a few people helping me." Offered Ollie.
"Guys, didn't Chris say the challenge would start once we arrived at our camp site?" Asked Cy. "I don't see any challenge around here."
"Maybe that ugly thing has something to do with it." Suggested Patsy.
Patsy pointed to a nearby Chris Tiki; it was as big as the campers (and bigger than Bianca) and had a note taped to it. Wittney approached the Chris Tiki and took hold of the note; she then began to read it to her team mates.
"Your first challenge is going to be very important; the Tiki made in my image has lost a few of its teeth and has had its perfect smile ruined. Your challenge is to find the three missing teeth and put them back in place. Each tooth is a bright colour so you won't have much trouble finding them if you simply use your eyes. The red tooth is in the north protected by a rather 'shocking' puzzle. The blue tooth is to the East and is within a large amount of thorns. The green tooth is guarded by a monster to the West. The losing team votes somebody off tonight. Good luck!" Read Wittney.
"Monster?" Gulped Diamond before adding. "I could take that, probably."
"Gee, this is gonna be a tough one; I guess we're really diving into the deep end straight away." Mused Trey. "Let's rumble and beat up whatever gets in our way!"
"We're gonna need some kind of strategy to get this done; let's split into mini teams to get things done quicker." Stated Cy with a creepy grin. "Me and Trey will take on the monster; Tyrian can come with us too."
"Fine." Shrugged Tyrian.
"I will, but only because I want to, not because I was told to." Stated Trey.
"I'll do whatever the 'shocking puzzle' is; it'll be a snap for me." Said Wittney confidently. "I'll go alone."
"No you won't; back-up is important." Said Ollie. "I'll come as well."
"Me three." Added Liv. "I'm pretty good at puzzles."
"I guess that leaves the rest of us to tackle the brambles." Winced Bianca. "Well, maybe my small stature will be a helpful factor."
"Brambles … oh joy." Sighed Patsy.
"Hang on; we're gonna need to set up a shelter and get something to eat for dinner; will we have time to do that if we all work on the challenge?" Asked Diamond.
"The convict is right, we need shelter and food." Agreed Cy. "Someone needs to stay here; any volunteers ... huhuhuhuh!"
There was a moment of silence.
"I'll work on the camp." Offered Fosley.
"Then it's settled, let's get going." Nodded Cy. "Oh, and try not to die, mmkay? Huhuhuhuh!"
(Confessional: *Insert tooth pun here.)
Liv: Time to show why I was put on the brains team … hopefully I won't screw up or I might be in trouble…
Trey: Monster? Pfft! It's nothing more than a kitten compared to a true monster like me!
Diamond: That monster sounds scary … I'm so glad I won't see it!
(Brutal Brawns)
"Here we are guys!" Announced Eliza. "Our home for the next few weeks."
The Brutal Brawn's camp had a few differences than the camp site of the Brilliant Brains. While it had fruit trees, it lacked a river. Instead, there was an open lake which looked good for swimming in. There was also a small ridge which would presumably give a great view of the whole camp site.
"Good job Eliza, never doubted you for a second." Saluted Sarge like a sailor. "So, one task down and another soon to start I bet. What do we do next?"
"Didn't Chris mention that the first challenge would start as soon as we got to the camp site?" Asked John.
"John is right, Chris did indeed say that … so, where's the challenge?" Asked Boris.
"Hey look, there's some paper taped to that ugly Chris Tiki." Noted Moe.
"I suggest we see what it says." Said Harmony as she approached the paper.
"Good idea pretty lady." Nodded Moe.
Harmony rolled her eyes and read the paper.
"Your first challenge isn't an easy one; it'll test you as a team. My beloved carved head has lost some teeth and has had his perfect smile defiled. Your challenge is to recover the teeth; they are colourful so won't be hard to spot. The yellow tooth is to the north in an underwater cave somewhere near the big waterfall. The green tooth is to the West and is protected by some problematic puzzles. The purple tooth is to the East and is guarded by a monster. The losing team votes somebody off tonight. Good luck." Read Harmony. "… Monster?"
"We're strong enough to take it on." Said Boris confidently.
"And we have disco dancing on our side!" Added Earl.
"We'll need to split up into groups." Said John logically. "Two groups of three and one group of four."
"I'll take on the scurvy monster." Said Sarge bravely. "I've battled sharks on the sea before; a land based monster will be nothing."
"I'll come with you; two is better than one." Decided Eliza.
"And three is better than two." Added Boris.
"Ok, that's one group of three." Nodded John. "I'll go for the puzzles, I'm pretty good at them … but there is strength in numbers, so … Ruth, Moe and Earl, do you guys want to come with me?"
"Sure!" Whooped Moe.
"As you wish." Nodded Ruth.
"I don't see why not." Nodded Earl.
"I guess that leaves me, Rai and Harmony to get the tooth in the underwater cave." Noted Wishami.
"Fine by me." Nodded Rai.
"Ok guys, let's move out; the brains might be ahead of us. Best not to underestimate them." Stated John.
(Confessional: Freaky Tiki!)
John: If there is one thing that sports have taught me it is that there is strength in numbers; thus, I'd like to get an alliance together. I doubt I'd be targeted this early, but you never can be too paranoid in Total Drama.
Rai: This is perfect; not only am I pretty good in the water, but I look great when I'm dripping wet according to my ex-boyfriend and a few other boys too. Game on!
Sarge: Get ready beasty, I'm coming for you!
Next Time: The teams search for the teeth to their Tiki's; some excel and some have problems. One team wins and somebody gets the boot…
If you want to know the labels of the characters, they are:-
Bianca- The 'Short Height and Tall Personality'
Boris- The 'Bodyguard'
Cy- The 'Creepy Guy'
Diamond- The 'Cowardly Convict'
Earl- The 'Disco Stu'
Eliza- The 'Adventurer'
Fosley- The 'Quiet Douche'
Harmony- The 'Sexy Librarian'
John- The 'Brain over Brawn'
Liv- The 'Antisocial Butterfly'
Moe- The 'Scatterbrain'
Ollie- The 'Standalone Twin'
Patsy- The 'Hacker'
Rai- The 'Naughty Gymnast'
Ruth- The 'Flunky Bully'
Sarge- The 'Salty Sailor'
Trey- The 'Final Boss'
Tyrian- The 'Mushroom Maniac'
Wishami- The 'Wide Eyed Heiress'
Wittney- The 'Artistic Ego'
Brilliant Brains- Bianca, Cy, Diamond, Fosley, Liv, Ollie, Patsy, Trey, Tyrian, Wittney
Brutal Brawns- Boris, Earl, Eliza, Harmony, John, Moe, Rai, Ruth, Sarge, Wishami
