Note: This story pertains to the part in the manga when the Quincy were invading Soul Society. If you have not gotten to that part yet, I suggest you catch up before reading this, or it won't make much sense at all.
Rose and the weird new Quincy, NaNaNa, were preparing to face off into their new battle. "Sorry...but you're gonna have to lose this battle, Shinigami," proclaimed the starfish hairdo-ed guy, flexing his fingers.
To his surprise, however, instead of cowering in fear or drawing his zanpakutou, Rose...smiled. A huge, big smile. Which scared the crap out of NaNaNa, though he would never admit it.
"I'm not gonna lose if I use my...ultimate weapon," Rose said, drawing out a hidden something from behind his back...
Strumstrum strum-de STRUMM! The sound of a ukelele drifted through the skies of Soul Society, along with Rose's voice. "WHY CAN'T WEEEEEEE BE FRIENDS, WHY CAN'T WEEEEEE BE FRIENDS!"
NaNaNa stood there stunned, starfish hairdo beginning to crumple all around him. Over where Komamura and Bambietta stood, tears began forming at the corners of their eyes, as they ran to hug each other. Hitsugaya began getting emotional, looking over at the Quincy he was fighting in hopes of remedying their current situation. "THE COLOR OF YOUR SKIN DON'T MATTER TO ME, AS LONG AS WE CAN LIVE IN HARMONY!"
Even As Nodt seemed moved, in all of his/her/its/shim's seeming apathy. He/she/it/shim ran towards Byakuya, looking for a hug, while Renji intercepted it halfway with an enormous bear hug. Byakuya merely shook his/her/its/shim's hand. Aizen, in his cell, heard the song with tears running down his face, wondering why in Yamamoto's beard he hadn't realized this earlier and become better friends with Soul Society.
Everything was going well, with both sides willing to make up. That is, until the creepy hooded long-haired Quincy guy standing up in the sky shot a bolt of something at Rose's ukulele, shattering it into a million gazillion pieces and ending the awesome song. A horrible twang sounded through the air, ending the spell.
Now broken, the spell had nada effect on the fighting soul-people-things anymore. Bambietta and Komamura immediately sprang apart from their hug, Hitsugaya stopped feeling emotional, and Byakuya immediately withdrew his hand and stabbed As Nodt with Senbonsakura, barely giving Renji enough time to jump away. And you know what happened after that.
But what of Rose and NaNaNa? What were they doing?
Well, Rose was on his knees, holding the shattered remains of his ukulele (not much left) and shouting at the weird hooded unnamed Quincy up in the sky. "Curse you! That was a genuine palm tree wood ukulele from Hawaii! With special carvings done painstakingly by hand by the Hawaiian natives! Have you no sense of art!?"
"No, he doesn't." NaNaNa interrupted Rose's lament. "Just like me."
Rose, still bent over the shattered remains of his ukelele (not much left), turned his head, genuine tears streaming down his face. "Shut up, Quincy freak."
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed. Poor Rose...
