Disclaimer: I don't own Tsubasa, must more be said?

I don't know if someone has done a Know your Stars for Tsubasa, but I was bored so I decided to write these. If any of you have any ideas please help.

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Voice- Kurogane, Kurogane, Kurogane…He's a child molester.

Kurogane- WHAT!?! I AM NOT!!! I DON'T EVEN LIKE KIDS!!!!

Voice- Kurogane, Kurogane, Kurogane…He has a sexual relationship with Fai.

Kurogane- I DO NOT!!!! HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK THAT!?!

Voice- Kurogane, Kurogane, Kurogane…He's having a affair with Sakura.

Kurogane-WHAT THE HELL!?! I'M NOT EVEN MARRIED!!! HOW CAN I BE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HER!!!! BESIDES I KNOW BETTER THEN TO TRY AND STEEL THE PRINCESS AWAY FROM THAT KID!!!!

Syaoran- What! I'll kill you! You stay away from Sakura!!!

Kurogane- What are you talking about!?! I'm not having an affair with her!!! It's probably that creepy mage!!!

Syaoran- Fai-san would never do that!!!

Sakura- Syaoran-kun! 'whisper, whisper'

Syaoran- oh, uh…Carry on…heh, heh, my bad.

Voice- Now you know Kurogane, the man who molest children, has sex with Fai on a daily basis, and is having an affair with Sakura.

Kurogane-THE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME!!!! THOSE WERE ALL LIES!!!

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Yeah. So that one wasn't as funny as it could have been. Syaoran's will be funnier, I think.

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