A/N- Here's a little davekat thing idk. I'm really tired i should be in bed.
Did aliens have the ability to literally bore someone to death?
Karkat surely possessed a power. Dave was sure of it.
"Oh my God, dude. When's the last time you shut your mouth and kept it shut for longer than two seconds?"
Black eyes narrowed. If Karkat wasn't talking in paragraphs, then he was being irrationally angry. Unfortunately, sometimes he did both at the same time.
"If you were actually listening to me during that whole conversation, you'd know damn well that I am talking about very important issues concerning everyone on this meteor's survival. But I guess you're too fucking busy being cool to pay attention to anything anyone has to say but yourself."
He kept going on and on, and Dave tried to fade him out but that shouty voice kept breaking his concentration. He needed to get him to stop. If Karkat didn't shut up he was going to die. His tombstone would read, "Here lies the greatest kid ever who managed to last a whole hour with Karkat before suffering from an exploded head. R.I.P." Dave put a hand on his chin. That was too long but he couldn't think of anything better with that annoying talking buzzing in his ears. How to do this, how was he supposed to get him to stop?
"And frankly, Dave, no one cares about the stupid shit and dribble that happens to come out of that horrible excuse for a m-mmf!?"
It stopped. The blonde made sure that the talking was finally over before he disconnected his lips from Karkat's. He sat back and watched the confused and shocked expressions take over the troll's face. He smirked.
That would shut Karkat up for days.
