"Fuck, it's really here." A dark haired Italian man stool infront of a five story high mansion, three others stood with him.

"Hmm, not a rumor." A black haired Japanese man nodded.

A man with snow hair and ruby eyes frowned, "It's abandoned and desolate, just like my soul."

The last man, a blonde, spoke "So what, it's a boring mansion, can we leave?"

"Same." Repeated the deep red eyed Japanese man.

"No," The Italian said, "We walked three fucking hours to find this shitty place, we're at least going in."

The other three looked at eachother, not about to go against the first. Said italien then decided to kick in the door.

"Look, it's cleaner than you thought, pussies." The man walked into the lobby.

"Jeez, Italy, we've seen it now can we go?" The tall blonde asked.

The white head gave the smallest smirk, "Is big bad Germany scared?"

"Very funny-" Germany was cut off by a horrible sound of something the size of a chandelier crashing.

All four jumped, Japan stepped back, "The fuck was that?"

Germany stepped slightly behind Italy, "Can we please go now?" The german obviously spooked, a flicker of fear in his cold blue eyes.

"Man up, I'll go check it out." Japan walked off in the direction.

"Don't die on us." Japan assumed he'd said that to scare the german behind him, and kept walking on.

Japan walked until the hall he followed let out into what appeared to be a kitchen, he spotted a broken placte on the floor near the edge of a counter. "How the hell did you fall?" the Asian wondered aloud, he picked up the large piece and put it in the shoulder bag he brought.

Shrugging it off, Japan went back to the lobby, only to find it empty. "Fuckers." He mumbled and headed for the door. "Hm? Locked? Oh well, goodbye door." He kicked it with all his might but ened up with only foot pain. "Damn! And not even a scratch?" Japan knocked on the door with his knuckles, "Huh? This shit's harder than steel!"

Deciding the door was being an ass, he decided to look for another exit. Heading down the left hall he froze as a enormous grey figure slammed a door closed behind him. After a moment of wondering weather to follow or not, Japan decided not, opting instead to go into the bathroom. "Plumbing, at least we got... well, it looks like water." Japan had filled up an empty bottle with water, seeing as he'd just walked three hours.

Going upstairs in search of his aquatinces, he found most rooms locked, then a random bedroom opened. "Huh? Like hell Germany would leave his whip lying around... Somethings wrong." Putting the whip in his pack with his shard and water.

A few minuets later Japan came across a room with a curtain closet. Hearing heavy breathing, Japan readied his katana. "Germany! You asshat, didn't you hear me come in?" The german didn't move. "Hey? Here I found your whip..." nothing, "Hmmm... Oh!" Remembering the water japan pulled out the water and promptly dumped half of it over the western nation.

"What the hell!" Germany picked up his whip and attempted to stand, only to fall back and lean on the wall. "Fuck, I'm too weak to stand."

Japan handed him the half full water bottle, "Too weak to even get up?"

"Yeah, I don't know where the others are..." Germany looked at the floor, then to Japan, "Listen, there's something...bad here. It chased off Italy and Prussia. I can't go, but could you go look for them? I'm a little... worried."

"Whoa, don't go soft on me, Big guy. I've seen what's out there, I think, I'll find those wusses, just be fine by the time I get back." Japan spun towards the door.

"Japan!... Just-... Let me know if you find anything to eat." Germany said, half back in the closet.

After wandering aound for what seemed like the 69th time today, japan found a mocha in the wall on the top floor and the study, mostly books and some notes on the table, right next to... "The fuck is a riceball doing here? Crazy shit all over this mansion." Just as he placed it into his bag, a huge red-eyed grey... thing came running at him.


After beating the fucker up, Japan noticed it dropped a key. 2nd Floor Bed

Going up and trying the key on a couple rooms, the key slipped in and the door opened, Japan immediately spotted Prussia in the corner. Japan looked into the hall, then closed the door behind him, quickly locking it and sneaking up on the other. The dark haired proceeded to shake the white haired one and yell in his ear, this earned him a small cut to the wrist, so worth it.

Prussia groweled and flipped Japan off, "Yeah yeah, nice to see you're alive too. C'mon Germany's a few rooms over, aw shit. I still need to find him something to eat." He considered the riceball a last resort for if he couldn't find something else.

Prussia tapped Japans arm and held out a handful of mushrooms. "Oh good, looks like you aren't completely worthless then." Japan was shot a glare, but Prussia suddenly softened and tapped his ear, then pointed at the door.

"Locked?" He spoke softly, japan nodded.

The noise stopped but neither nation thought it was gone, they bothe pulled out weapons and faced the door. With a scilent 123, both burst through and began attacking the fanged grey creature.

The thing began to fade as Japan jumped forward to strike once again. "Damn, is it dead?" Prussia scowled and shook his head.


After just a bit of provoking Germany had eaten and Japan brought them up to the mochi room, "See it had America's stupid ass face." Prussia nodded.

"It really is stuck... I wonder if this hole leads out." Germany test pulled at the mochi, "We'll need a tool to get this cumsack out.

"I'll go, you babies stay here. I refuse to let you run off again." Japan left.

The nation sighed, alone again, wandering around some more. He'd found a lever, that read Heaven Earth Hell, "No way is someone like me going to heaven, and I'm already here on Earth, so here I come hell!" The leaver broke, exposing a hole in the floor. "Huh, to hell with me then... Or a piano room." Japan looked around the floor, finding a door to a huge library unlocked. *whistle* "Someone likes books..."

"Japan? That bastard finally gone?" Italy came walking out from around the corner, holding what looked like a bible.