AN: This is a bit odd, but I didn't write this: my Mother did. She wanted to try her hand at FanFiction writing and came up with this. I'm posting it here in her behalf for all to see because I adore her and I find this story very funny.
If you enjoy this as much as I do then please leave a review, I'll be sure to pass them along to her.
Disclaimer: No-one in my family- or anyone that I know, really- owns any piece of the Batman franchise, although my Mom has a weird obsession with Ceaser Romero in his Joker make-up.
Once upon a time, a long, long time ago; just yesterday, as I was walking in the mall, I saw the most weird-looking things. So I had to sit and watch.
The Joker was shopping for bras and panties and was arguing with the sales lady because he wanted the angel wings too, and the store had none to sell him.
Catwoman was in the pet store buying new cat toys and letting all the cats and kitties out of their cages.
The Penguin was also there, but he was hanging around the fish aquariums. I think he was sneaking snacks for his penguin friends that were following him around.
The Mad Hatter was shopping for new hats, and King Tut was in the jewelry store, just eyeing all the jewels.
Just then I heard over the loud-speaker, the Riddler telling riddles and laughing that crazy laugh of his.
Just about that time I hear a car horn, and up pulls who do you think?
Bruce Wayne pulls up to the door, and honks again.
Then the Catwoman, Joker, Riddler, King Tut and the Mad Hatter climb into the limo and they all drive away!
I yelled at them to stop, they had forgot the Penguin; but they were gone before they could hear me.
As I turned around there stood the Penguin. I said to him:
"I tried to stop them for you, but they drove away too fast." He tipped his hat, bowed and said:
"Thank you very much, but I have my own transportation." Then he was gone.
What an exciting day I had at the mall. But it's a shame I had to wake up when my alarm clock rang.
