Original Prompt: I want this but instead of it being izayas idea or mistake, shizuo goes to shinra and gets him to come up with a way to have izaya become pregnant. Celty bc of her supernatural self is able to do this to izaya somehow. Why does shizuo want this? Bc He wants izaya but doesn't quite understand that feeling. But he thinks that if izaya is pregnant with his baby that he will be able to control him somewhat, and izaya might not be such a bastard to him anymore.
He also really does want a kid.
I want him to be devoted to izaya and the unborn baby. Also kinda controlling of izaya like not letting him do anything dangerous. Eventually he comes to understand his obsession as him being in love with izaya.
I want izaya to be angry at both shizuo and shinra /celty but also emotional and a little needy for shizuos attention bc of the hormones.
I want some angst, a little bit of humor thrown in, and most definitely a fluffy happy ending.
Please please one of you great authors fill this
WARNINGS: Yaoi/Shonen Ai/Boys Love and if you don't like this stuff then please show yourself the back button or click a different link to shimmy yourself outta here. To those who are going to enjoy this please go right on ahead~
"Ne, Shizuo-kun? Why is it, again, that you came here with that kind of requisition?"
"Ah, didn't I explain it to you once before! Damn, you're annoying. I want a child and I hate Izaya and want to make him pay back everything he's done to me. So it makes sense to combine the two."
"I don't think I quite follow," Shinra said with an exasperated sigh. It was only minutes ago that the blond man came barging in his love nest - I mean apartment - rambling on and on about wanting to have a kid. The brunet wasn't sure why Izaya's name was brought up at all when they were talking about Shizuo wanting a child. "Your Shizuo-logic is quite extraordinary..."
"Argh, I don't care! It makes sense to me so can you do it or not," Shizuo growled out as he lit his nth cigarette he had that day. He knew someone as complicated as Shinra couldn't possibly grasp the obvious reason of his request.
"Uu, well, I don't think it's quite possible. I mean, you know Izaya is male right?"
"Duh. I may be stupid but I'm not that stupid, Shinra. But you're a doctor so you must know how to get around that fact," the man reasoned as he glared daggers at the doctor. Shinra can only slump in defeat against the fortissimo of 'Bukuro as he ran the palm of his hand down his face.
"It is absurd why it has to Izaya, Shizuo-kun. It is even more bizarre that you don't just find a nice female, a girl, to have children with. Don't you think it's about time you get yourself a nice woman to spend your life with," the underground doctor tried to reason. Shizuo seemed to pick at this idea before shaking his head rigorously, making the blond mop of hair swish back and forth.
Shinra was at the ropes end when the famous headless rider walked through the foyer. Celty came in the living room and cocked her helmet in a questioning gesture at her loved one. The brunet could have cried tears of joy as he beckoned his beloved to sit next to him and explained to her their predicament.
[Oh, is that so? I think I can do that]
"..."
The silence dragged out longer as Shinra sat there in shock at the headless woman. Celty began fidgeting and typed up a reason for the two men.
[I don't know how but I'm pretty sure with a calculated swipe of my scythe I can make it possible]
Shizuo grinned at the Irish woman, clapping a hand on her shoulder and compliment her on her skill. Shinra could only stare in horror at how quickly this situation was getting out of hand.
"Celty, why? Doesn't this reasoning make little to no sense," was Shinra's last chance to regain normalcy and reason with the two. Celty began typing a response as Shizuo nodded along to her writing.
[Well I think this will keep Izaya out of trouble for a while. And while it doesn't make sense, I'm sure Shizuo has some good natured motive behind it. Plus with Izaya out of 'Bukuro and commission for a while maybe he will offer me more jobs]
The brunet man could only heave a sigh before being overwhelmed by the not-quite-so-human-beings in the room.
Izaya was skipping merrily down the streets of Ikebukuro before hearing a familiar whinny echo behind him. He twirled around to be met with none other than the black rider and couldn't help the grin spreading on his face.
"Celty~ Long time no see. Sorry I haven't been offering as much these past week. There's just been so many that I could do myself," Izaya chuckled to himself as Celty began typing quickly on her PDA .
[Izaya, I'm not going to say why or apologize for what I'm going to do right now. But I'll just tell you that it is all good in time. Now, please excuse me.]
"Ara?"
Before he could even question about the strange proposition the headless rider yielded her scythe and slashed diagonally down the raven's shoulder down to his groin. She then proceeded to slice horizontally across his stomach. Izaya jumped back in surprise while whipping out his flick blade and glared his bloody orbs at the woman.
"I don't know your game, Celty. But I don't like being aggressively attacked, especially since I don't recall ever to have messed with you, or even Shinra."
Celty seemed to stand there proud before appearing her black PDA to type something again. Izaya stood on alert as she calmly motioned for the info broker to come read it.
[I'm going to have to punch you now]
Without a second to spare Celty landed a good punch in Izaya's midsection, knocking out the air in the man's lungs. He crumpled in Celty's hold as she splayed him over her lap while getting on Shooter. Needless to say it wasn't difficult since the man was so light. Maybe even lighter than Celty, herself, did this guy eat at all? She shot off into the night to bring Izaya back to his flat.
"Shizuo-kun, you know what happens next right," Shinra enquired as he stared hopefully at the blond ex-bartender.
"Uh, yeah. I just have to go and impregnate the flea," Shizuo shot out flatly as he cradled the newly lit cancer stick.
"Oh, good. I was afraid I had to explain to you about the birds and the bees since it's you."
"Do you want to die," the bodyguard said menacingly as the doctor held his hands up in surrender. It was a simple task. He just had to go and fuck the flea and that will ensue with him being with Shizuo's child. That is if whatever Celty did really did work. And one question was still nagging at the back of his head. "How long will it be to know he has it?"
"Well-"
They were interrupted by Celty appearing again in the doorway of the living room, in the middle of typing something up for them.
[Since he's able to become pregnant in a more, let's say, uncanny way I say we give it a week]
"Oh, I see. But if that isn't the case then we'll have to wait till Izaya shows symptoms of a regular pregnant woman," Shinra said nodding in his explanation. Shizuo irritation grew, as he had to wait at least a week or more, but he gratefully thanked the couple before stepping out of the apartment. He gulped in the city air as he headed off to his own home, concluding that tomorrow he'll instigate his move on the unsuspecting informant.
Izaya sat there fuming, swiveling around in his swivel chair. Why was he fuming you ask? It was imperative for an informant to know everything and anything. So he was having a hard time figuring out why the Dullahan had suddenly attacked him last night. Unless of course she found out about his little plan that concerned her head. But that wouldn't make sense if she didn't raid his flat looking for said head and killing him in the process. His secretary was not amused that the man was not working and was unintentionally making her dizzy and sick just glancing at him.
"Would you stop that spinning, Orihara! You're making sick just looking at you," the woman shouted at her boss. She walked up to his desk and slammed down the files he had previously asked her to file and bring to him. He shot her a complicated look before stopping his spinning in front of his extensive window.
"Ne, Namie? If you were a Dullahan and you found out someone has your head, would you slash them with a scythe – which had no damaging effect on the human body at all – punch them in the gut, return them home, and not raid their place or have killed them," while speaking the raven began motioning with his hands in wild gestures as his voice began to rise gleefully. The brunet woman stared at her employer with the eyes of one who looked at a cockroach.
"Ha?"
"It doesn't make sense, right? So just what is she thinking, that Celty," he said in a voice bordering around hysterical. He walked past his employee and grabbed his fur jacket off his leather couch. "I just can't figure out monsters~ Oh, Namie-chan, you can leave anytime soon. I have nothing planned for you today so you don't need to be here, unless you really want to, but I am so not paying you overtime."
Namie flipped her hair as she began to pack her things. Sometimes she wondered whether working for Izaya was really worth what he paid her. She sighed in bliss when she flipped open her cell that held a picture of her beloved Seiji. With a new motivation she walked out the apartment and went down the halls with a dreamy look on her face.
If she had paid more attention she would have noticed a certain blond exit the building's stair case and headed straight towards her boss's door.
Izaya could only stare in bewilderment at his apartment door which was bashed in and left hanging by the bottom hinge. The lithe man snuck quietly through the foyer with caution as he looked back and forth and even behind him. He didn't remember doing anything, yet, to the yakuza for them to break into his place or something. The only other person, who knew where he lived, that could break down his door, and absolutely abhorred the man was...
"Shizu-chan?"
The blond was lounging on his couch, inhaling a cigarette, and upon hearing the man, turned and calmly raised a hand in greeting.
"Yo."
To say that Izaya was surprised would be an understatement; he was completely floored with the way the other man just stared at him idly and acted as though he did this every other day. The raven carefully watched the other with calculating eyes as he headed towards his kitchen to drop off the sushi takeout that contained his ootoroo. He managed a small smile before talking to the ex-bartender, "What do I owe the pleasure, Shizu-chan?"
Shizuo didn't answer as he leaned to rest his elbows on his knees and stare at the carpeted floor.
Seeing a more quiet and un-violent Shizuo perturbed Izaya to no end and only made the informant stand more alert as he approached the brute.
"Ahh~ Shizu-chan broke down my door. If I wasn't such a generous guy I would send you the repair bills and call the cops to come arrest you for breaking and entering," Izaya made sure to sound especially annoying but no reaction, whatsoever, came from the other. The smaller man decided to go for a different tactic as he wove his arms around Shizuo's neck, from behind, and breathed into his ear. "Just what did Shizu-chan come here to do?"
The blond turned so that the two could lock eyes but Izaya wasn't expecting to see honey orbs full of lust or the large hands that grabbed his wrists as he tried to unlatch himself from the other. He tried to struggle out of Shizuo's grip – though he knew it was useless he still tried anyways – as he was being dragged to his own bedroom. He was thrown haphazardly on the bed and before he could gain purchase to bolt up, a rather large body climbed on top of him.
"Does this give you an idea, Izaya-kun," the bodyguard growled out as he proceeded to lick at said man's jaw and down his neck. If Izaya wasn't freaked out before he was now, as he thrashed about and clawed at the taller man's clothed back. Shizuo nibbled at a patch of skin by his collar bone that he never knew was so sensitive and successfully made him shudder at the feat.
"Shizu-chan...hah...what's up with you? Instead...nnnghh...of killing me you w-want to fuck me," Izaya managed to say through puffs of air while Shizuo continued on nibbling and sucking around his neck before pulling his shirt, to bunch just above his chest, and traced his tongue on one of his nipples. There was a cold silence where all movement stopped for a moment, only for Shizuo to continue vigorously. "Hnnnngggg-!"
"Yeah...something like that," Shizuo confessed as he took one of the stiff nubs into his mouth and flicked and rolled it around with his tongue. He didn't miss the slight arch in the raven's body nor the strangled sigh that left that sinful mouth. He used his other hand to brush past the neglected twin and soon started to pinch and pull it, making the trembling body underneath him writhe even more. "Hmm...like that, Flea?"
"Fuck you...haaa-"
"We're getting there," he said huskily as he drew his tongue down a milky flat stomach, swirling it around his naval along the way, till he reached the man's pants. Growling slightly at the interference, he began roughly pulling down the clothing and throwing them randomly away from the bed. Shizuo gave a smug smirk as Izaya's half hard cock stiffened at being released from its confines and being hit by cool air. "Well, someone's excited."
Izaya flushed as he grabbed handfuls of blond tresses and tried, fruitlessly, to yank the man's head away. "Idiot! Pervert! S-Stop, why the hell-...nnnhaaa!"
The ex-bartender swirled his pink muscle around the tip of Izaya's prick and trailed it down the underside.
Izaya saw a flash of white enter his vision as Shizuo's devoured his length. His legs dangled in the air as the blond bobbed his head up and down on his shaft. He was able to place one of his feet on the ex-bartender's shoulder and attempted to push him away. Shizuo released his cock with a small pop and grabbed both of his legs to press them close to his chest and shoulders. This way his hips were in the air, off the bed, and ass fully spread in front of Shizuo.
"Hoh? You're still trying to fight? You know you're fighting a losing battle," Shizuo sneered. The raven fought against the warm hazes in his brain, and the way his body trembled in pleasure, to glare at the taller man and managed a grimace.
"I won't go down without a fight. Whether the odds are against me or to my advantage – if I'm against a monster or my precious humans – I'll not hand over my life or well being over so easily."
"Hmm, you talk too much...hey, are you a virgin here," Shizuo used his finger to apply pressure against the tight pucker only for Izaya to jerk harshly and struggle more against him. The bodyguard could feel a large grin spread on his face as Izaya averted his gaze from his knowing one. "Haa, word on the street is that you whored yourself out to almost everyone in 'Bukuro. Hey, you a complete virgin?"
"...Humans aren't allowed to touch a God, such as myself. I have no interest to engage in a play of instincts - an act of animalistic pleasure, if I must say - with even my beloved humans," Izaya said firmly as he shot a disgusted look at the man looming above him. This seemed to only cause Shizuo to grin even further as he leaned down close to the lithe man's face.
"Haha, then ain't it ironic that a monster, like myself, is going to take you. Ne, Iz~aya~kun~," the blond growled out the other's name as he licked his jaw line and placed small bites along it. Izaya almost whimpered as calloused hands ran down his sides but those hands retreated to tie the arms of his fur coat together.
"W-What do you think you're doing," Izaya practically squeaked, trying once again, in vain, to gain an equal standing with the brute.
"Don't want you to go stabbing me in the middle of this, or something. Now then," Shizuo huffed out as he licked his dry lips. He lifted the other's hips and lapped at the throbbing erection whilst sticking his fingers in front of Izaya's mouth. "Suck."
It was a demand. Not a question, not a suggestion, just a simple harsh order. Orihara Izaya didn't take well to orders. But on the downside, if he didn't then entering would definitely fucking hurt. He could feel his pride sinking as he hesitantly opened his mouth and met Shizuo's fingers with his tongue.
The blond man hummed in content as he slipped his tongue downwards and circled around the puckered entrance before delving his oral muscle inside. The noises Izaya made were muffled – which he was glad for – and Shizuo briefly fumed that he wanted to hear them.
Izaya vaguely remembered Shizuo tapping the roof of his mouth, to let go of the three digits that were in his mouth, before he felt an intruding finger enter him. He couldn't help but tighten against the weird feeling of being prodded and the way it wiggled around in his insides.
"Shit...you're tight," Shizuo muttered against Izaya's thighs as he sucked and nipped at the supple flesh. The raven was still in that odd position where he was being bended over, so his legs almost touched his chest and it was not comfortable at all.
"Shizu-chan~...haaa...dif-different position...haaa...hurts," he whined almost pitifully and mentally slapped himself for the disgrace and shame he was causing himself. But it felt like he was being crushed at the moment so he decided he'll mentally bash himself later. Shizuo thought about it for a while before lowering the man's legs and flipping him over on his stomach. Because of the predicament his hands were in he was laying against the mattress flat on his chest as the other man helped his ass stick in the air, legs spread lewdly.
Izaya could feel him flush in embarrassment as he tried to not wiggle his hips from that foreign feeling of being stimulated inside his ass. The second finger sent the informant to screw his eyes shut and the third nearly sent him screaming. He was surprised that Shizuo took his thrusts and scissoring slowly so to stretch him thoroughly. He was able to glance at the huge tent Shizuo was sporting and felt a familiar mischievous nerve being hit inside him. He balanced on one of his knees so that he was able to extend his other foot to rub effectively against the blond's obvious boner.
"You shitty Flea-"
"Hehe, looks like I wasn't the only one who was excited. Wooow, it's so hard. It looks painful, Shizu-chan~," the raven trilled as a grin bloomed on his features. Shizuo hissed as Izaya pressed onto his dick harder and rubbed at it more.
"Yeah...want to put it in. Want it inside you," Shizuo growled out as he unbuckled his pants and let his manhood out in the open. Izaya could feel a shudder run down his spine at the man's words and his body trembled anew at the size of the ex-bartender's dick.
"I-I don't think it's gonna fit. Oh god, no way that thing's going to fit inside me," Izaya griped as he wanted to claw the bed sheets but remembered his hands were stuck in the confines of the arms of his jacket.
"Lube. If you don't want it to hurt like a bitch then you better hand it over," Shizuo stated calmly. He briefly took out his fingers to rid himself of his bartender vest and dress shirt before returning them to their previous task. Izaya wracked his brain to remember if he had any excess lube in his room when he recalled that one day Kururi and Mairu paid him a visit.
"C-Check under the bed...nnnn...there sho-should be a bottle...I think," Izaya mumbled as he tried to not moan or make any noises at all. Without warning, Shizuo yanked his fingers out – which left Izaya writhing and immobile – and ducked his head to look under the bed and found a tube-like object staring right at him. He snatched it up and looked it over.
"Vanilla-scented...huh? This will do just perfectly," the taller man said overly cheerful as Izaya glared at him and contemplated to kick him off the bed. But it was too late as Shizuo positioned himself behind Izaya and poured a considerable amount of the scented lube over his twitching cock.
Mii: This one starts right off with the m-rated stuff...
Sorry for leaving it off there, try looking it up on the kink meme! The smut is finished there :D
And yeah, on LJ I said that Celty uses a phone...
I'm sorry. I know she uses a PDA, it's just that I kept writing phone~ DX
