CHAPTER ONE: THE WACKY WARIO BROS WANT MORE MONEY!

Music: Super Smash Bros. Brawl: WarioWare Inc.

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It was a beatiful day outside, and Wario was lazing around, watching Season 9 of the Silver Zephyr, and picking his nose.

"Wah. I'm bored. And I don't have enough money." Wario muttered, pulling a huge green blob out of his nose, contemplating his purple overalls, when suddenly he had an epiphany!

"I KNOW! I'll go to Bowser's Castle and steal some of HIS MONEY! That fat Koopa's got so much of it, he won't mind if I take ALL of it! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Wario immediately ran to the top floor of his Diamond City flat, and knocked on his housemate Waluigi's door.

"WALUIGI! Get your skinny butt OUT HERE! WE HAVE WORK TO DO!" Wario got so carried away with knocking that he knocked the door off its hinges, sending it flying into the opposite wall where it crashed through the window and caused a traffic accident.

"WAT do you WANT, Wario?! Waluigi was in the middle of a nice dream! Waluigi was married to Daisy and that rotten Luigi was a homeless bum! He was getting arrested for loitering-"
"SHUT IT! I have a plan to get ahold of BOWSER'S MONEY!" Wario cackled evilly. "And if it goes well, you'll be RICHER THAN LUIGI!"

Waluigi paused for a moment. "Waluigi is listening."

"EXCELLENT!"

Music: Mario Super Sluggers: Wario Challenge Stage

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Wario pulled out a giant whiteboard from behind his cabinet, which he saves solely for planning spectacularly evil plans, and slapped a giant scribbled map of Bowser's Castle on it.

"Now listen! Bowser keeps all of his money in the basement! So if we get into the basement, we can take ALL OF HIS MONEY!"
Waluigi stretched his long, lanky legs over the couch, taking up all three of the cushions. "All well and good, Wario, but how are we going to get in? There are guards everywhere, and Bowser doesn't exactly like Waluigi since Waluigi blew him up at that party last year!"

"That's just it, Waluigi! You have an entire ISLAND filled with BOMBS! So we're going to use them to blow a hole in the wall and take ALL THE MONEY! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Wario laughed maniacally.
"So here's what we do now. I come up and ask to deal with a construction job. Bowser's off taking his idiot son to day care right now, so I can distract the guards easily! WA!"
"And when you do that, Waluigi will BLOW UP THE WALL and take all of the gold! OH YEH!"

"You got it! LET'S-A-GO!"

Will Wario and Waluigi pull off their robbery successfully?
Will Waluigi finally get the respect he deserves?
Most importantly, WILL WARIO REMEMBER TO SHARE THE MONEY THIS TIME?
Find out on the next chapter of Wario & Waluigi: Partners In Crime!