Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Doomfist
Looking so glum and so beat.
Everyone here follows you, Doomfist
Despite your epic defeat

All of us here are inspired by you!
You're Talon's go-to man!
We have a vision that you can achieve,
And that's why we are at your command!

Nooo onnnee's smooth as Doomfist,
No one's tough as Doomfist,
No one's got charismatic charm like Doomfist!
Climbed his way up to the inner council
To him godhood is nothing new!
You can ask Widow, Sombra and Moira,
And they ll tell you to whom they would pledge to...

Noooo oooonnneeee
Hits like Doomfist
Lifts the fist like Doomfist
No one gives a meteor stirke like Doomfist
Yes, my punches, they are quite leeggeenndary!
My what a guy that Doomfist!

So check your gear, and load your clips!
Akande's the best and the rest are all drips!

Nooooo oooonnneeee
Feints like Doomfist
No one taunts like Doomfist
In a cage match no one K.O.s like Doomfist
He created his own martial arts style
All of my fights I do win
Except for that one in Numbani

Silence!
Don't speak of that dark time again.

No one slams like Doomfist
No one sheilds like Doomfist
No one throws greedy fools off a bridge like Doomfist
I'm especially good at my uppercuts, KA-POW!
Ten points for Doomfist!

When I lost my arm I thought it was the end
'Til the Scourge made me a mercenary
But then I had grown and I had killed the Scourge
So now I am Doomfist number threeeee!

Noooo ooooonnnnee
Plots like Doomfist
No one plans like Doomfist
No one engineers world wars like Doomfist
And soon humanity I'll be evolving!
My what a guy...Dooooommmmffiiiiiisssstt!