-1This short story is a different view of New Years Kiss.
This is the reason Mark Sloan never made it to the Party.
This story was written for Pitdroid who gave me this Idea.
Thanks, I hope you like it!
Mark's New Years Resolution
It is New years eve and I am sitting in one of the lounge areas when my two favorite female surgeons sit down across from me. They are talking about going to Joe's for the party, but I cant help but let my mind wander to dirty thoughts of having a threesome with them. I know how Callie Torres is in bed and I suspect that Erica Hahn is pretty kinky under her hard ass demeanor. The things I could do to them and I shutter to think of the things they could do to me, not to mention what they would do to each other…Oh shit, they are talking to me and I'm not even listening.
"What?" I manage to ask.
"Dr Sloan are you even listening?" Erica gives me the same disinterested look she gives me every time I speak.
"No, he's probably fantasizing about us." Callie really knows me pretty well. That must be why she and Addison got along so well, they both can see right through my bullshit.
"I'm giving up on you both, it's my New Years resolution. I was actually thinking about Grey and Stevens, sorry to disappoint you." That should do it.
"You did not really just say that to me." Christ she looks pissed, I might have just made a tactical error. "Izzie Stevens might be a freakin supermodel, by I can do things to you that she could never dream of!" Maybe not.
"I'm not so sure, we could go back to my hotel and you could make me forget all about Stevens."
"I say, why waste time going back to your hotel when we can find an on-call room?" I can't believe I just heard that.
"I like the way you think Dr. Hahn."
"Dr. Sloan, Mark. Call me Erica, after all we are about to get intimate." This is way to easy.
"Are you feeling okay Dr. Hahn?"
"Yes Callie, I am feeling fine."
I watch as Dr Hahn, I mean Erica steps forward and whispers in Callie' ear. It must have been something dirty because the smile on Callie's face is unbelievably sexy. They are both looking at my body like they want to jump me right here. I think we better move this somewhere more private quickly.
When we reach the on-call room Callie kisses me and then abruptly shoves me down on the bed. Erica locks the door and pulls something out of her pocket.
"What's that?" I ask.
"This will make things more interesting." She says and holds it out for me to see.
"Rope?"
"Erica and I are going to give you a little show, this will keep you from interrupting too soon. Let's get those clothes off." In a matter of minutes they have me completely naked.
"Lie back." Callie crawls on top of me and begins to tie my arms to the steel posts.
This is going to be better that I thought. I must say that I have ever been tied up before but I am willing to do anything if it means I get to have sex with these two women.
"There nice and tight." My hands and feet are now tied and I really can't move much at all. Time to enjoy the show.
They move close to each other and just as their lips are about to meet, I see a smile form on their lips. Instead of kissing they take a step away from each other. Callie scoops up my clothes and Erica is unlocking the door.
"What's going on?" I ask.
"This probably won't teach you a lesson Dr. Sloan, but it's sure going to put a smile on my face." Erica says.
"What?" Are they gonna do what I think they are? NO! "Callie, come on."
"Sorry Mark, Happy New Year." They open the door and start to leave.
"So, no sex?" I call after them.
"You're impossible." Callie is gone and Erica lingers at the door for a moment.
"You're really gonna leave me here?"
"Maybe you could work on that New Years Resolution." She is smirking at me as she turns the light off and shuts the door behind her. I am definitely going to remember this year, no question.
