Ok pplz first I don't own Inu-chan (*I wish I did though* Oh and I also own
NOTHING I TELL YOU NOTHING!! SO STOP READING THE DISCLAMER AND GET TO MY
FIC!! Sry 'bout that.... I'm hyperactive
^-^;; (whatever that means) please review^-^P.S. Don't sue meeeeeee!!
Where did my sanity go?
Prelude: Whole cast is in a big "ball room" (Ya know the kind in fancy hotels) awaiting the arrival of the new authoress who shall soon decide their fate *hehehehehehehehe...*
Inuyasha: WHY WHY WHY!!!!!! It's always me who gets stuck in these fics with these mental authors and authoresses!! AHHHHHHHHHHH! *looks as if he's about to tear his hair out (or cry)*
Kag shows him support by patting him on the back
Kagome: Don't worry Inuyasha, I'm sure she's not THAT mental ^-^; *major sweat drops* Hehehehehe.....-.-;
Shippo: Yeah, why would anyone want to hurt kawii little me?
Wham!!!*Shippo gets beaten on the head*
Inuyasha: Shut up you little....
Kagome: Inuyasha.... SIT!!!
*loud crash followed by a somewhat colorful string of curses*
Inuyasha: Oi!! Wench what ya do that for!!??
Kagome: This is no time for you two to be fighting OK!!? *Kag gives the evil glare at Shippo and Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: ok.^-^;;;
Shippo: fine *sticks his tongue out at Inuyasha* (lucky for him Inu doesn't see, because Inu is a pissed off puppy on the edge right about now^-^;;)
Sango: Wait ... I think I hear something.....EEEEPPPP!!! *SLAP!!!BANG!!!THWAP!!!HENTAI!!!*
Miroku: *humongous bruises/lumps on head* Well it was worth a shot. *shrugs shoulders*
Sango: Miroku, how could you have your mind in the gutter at a time like this? You should be worried about everyone's safety right now including your own!!
Miroku: But Lady Sango I was merely testing your reaction time in case the authoress really did show up. ^-^
Sango: Nice one Miroku. You gonna tell me the one about the bad omen, and how I have to keep it away by bearing your child, making me Japan's last hope for survival. _#
Miroku: Now Lady Sango, what makes you think I am going to say a thing like that?
Kagome: Because you would say a thing like that....
Inuyasha: .....and you would do just about anything to cop a feel, even if you had been attacked by a pack of Kouga's rabid, mange infested, no good, asshole wolves.
Kouga: Hey!! You don't have room to talk Dogturd!! I outta rip your throat out for that!! And why are you next to my woman!!??
Inuyasha: Bring it on wolf slut, and she ain't your woman!!
*chaos ensues as Kagome tries to make then stop fighting*
As this is happening Sesshomaru, Rin, Jaken, Kikyo, Kagura, Kanna, Naraku, Kade, Souta, Kag's mom and grandfather are sitting quietly watching. ^_^;;
All of a sudden, a rather loud voice is herd over the commotion
ENOUGH!!!!!
The characters stop dead in there tracks (complete with Inuyasha pulling Kouga's tail)
Authoress: Hello and welcome to the rest of your life.....
Moonbeam020789: I just LOVE cliffies, don't you.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Please Review! ^-^
Where did my sanity go?
Prelude: Whole cast is in a big "ball room" (Ya know the kind in fancy hotels) awaiting the arrival of the new authoress who shall soon decide their fate *hehehehehehehehe...*
Inuyasha: WHY WHY WHY!!!!!! It's always me who gets stuck in these fics with these mental authors and authoresses!! AHHHHHHHHHHH! *looks as if he's about to tear his hair out (or cry)*
Kag shows him support by patting him on the back
Kagome: Don't worry Inuyasha, I'm sure she's not THAT mental ^-^; *major sweat drops* Hehehehehe.....-.-;
Shippo: Yeah, why would anyone want to hurt kawii little me?
Wham!!!*Shippo gets beaten on the head*
Inuyasha: Shut up you little....
Kagome: Inuyasha.... SIT!!!
*loud crash followed by a somewhat colorful string of curses*
Inuyasha: Oi!! Wench what ya do that for!!??
Kagome: This is no time for you two to be fighting OK!!? *Kag gives the evil glare at Shippo and Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: ok.^-^;;;
Shippo: fine *sticks his tongue out at Inuyasha* (lucky for him Inu doesn't see, because Inu is a pissed off puppy on the edge right about now^-^;;)
Sango: Wait ... I think I hear something.....EEEEPPPP!!! *SLAP!!!BANG!!!THWAP!!!HENTAI!!!*
Miroku: *humongous bruises/lumps on head* Well it was worth a shot. *shrugs shoulders*
Sango: Miroku, how could you have your mind in the gutter at a time like this? You should be worried about everyone's safety right now including your own!!
Miroku: But Lady Sango I was merely testing your reaction time in case the authoress really did show up. ^-^
Sango: Nice one Miroku. You gonna tell me the one about the bad omen, and how I have to keep it away by bearing your child, making me Japan's last hope for survival. _#
Miroku: Now Lady Sango, what makes you think I am going to say a thing like that?
Kagome: Because you would say a thing like that....
Inuyasha: .....and you would do just about anything to cop a feel, even if you had been attacked by a pack of Kouga's rabid, mange infested, no good, asshole wolves.
Kouga: Hey!! You don't have room to talk Dogturd!! I outta rip your throat out for that!! And why are you next to my woman!!??
Inuyasha: Bring it on wolf slut, and she ain't your woman!!
*chaos ensues as Kagome tries to make then stop fighting*
As this is happening Sesshomaru, Rin, Jaken, Kikyo, Kagura, Kanna, Naraku, Kade, Souta, Kag's mom and grandfather are sitting quietly watching. ^_^;;
All of a sudden, a rather loud voice is herd over the commotion
ENOUGH!!!!!
The characters stop dead in there tracks (complete with Inuyasha pulling Kouga's tail)
Authoress: Hello and welcome to the rest of your life.....
Moonbeam020789: I just LOVE cliffies, don't you.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Please Review! ^-^
