Big EVA Machine

A Parody SongFic by Sheik

Disclaimer: I don't own Evangelion. Just this songfic.

Here it is! My first Evangelion songfic! R+R!!!

¤ Misato's living room: Someone has hooked up a karaoke machine and a microphone. Rei, Shinji, Asuka, Toji, and Misato walk into the room. ¤

Shinji: Hey, karaoke!

Misato: Yeah, isn't it great?

Asuka: What song should we sing?

Rei: How about this one?

¤ She holds up a single by the Beatles with the words "Yellow Submarine" on the front. ¤

All: Sure!

¤ Misato tries to turn on the machine, but the TV, which is supposed to display the lyrics, won't work. ¤

Misato: Oh, no! How are we supposed to do karaoke now?

Toji: Why don't we make up the words?

Asuka: Great idea! Wondergirl, you go first.

¤ Asuka hands Rei the microphone, loads the CD into the machine, and pushes the "Play" button. "Yellow Submarine" by the Beatles comes on, sans the vocal track, and Rei starts singing, with the microphone being passed around the room. ¤

Rei:

In the place where I was born

Worked a man who built this thing

And he told me what it was:

Evangelion: a big machine!

Shinji:

So he built another one

And he said that it was just for me!

Then I fought an angel guy:

In my Evangelion thing!

All Pilots:

We all pilot a big EVA machine!

Big EVA machine!

Big EVA machine!

We all pilot a big Eva machine!

Big EVA machine!

Big EVA machine!

Toji:

Now that my Eva's destroyed

I don't think I can pilot more…

Shinji:

Don't blame me; it was my dad!

¤ Pen-Pen walks by with a boom box which is playing parade music. Everyone looks at him strangely, and then they continue the song. ¤

All Pilots:

We all pilot a big EVA machine!

Big EVA machine!

Big EVA machine!

We all pilot a big EVA machine!

Big EVA machine!

Big EVA machine!

¤ A whole bunch of EVA sounds can be heard, like the insertion of the entry plug, the launch sequence, and that cool noise the plug suits make when they become body-tight. ¤

Asuka:

And we fight those angel things!

Everybody here

Toji:

Everybody here!



Asuka:

Looks up to me!

Toji:

Looks up to me!

¤ After receiving a mean look from Asuka, Toji changes his lines ¤

Toji:

Uh…..up to her!

Rei:

Buttons blue……

Asuka:

Buttons blue!

Shinji:

And buttons green…..

Rei:

And buttons green!

Asuka:

All light up in my EVA thing!

Shinji:

Light up in my!

Asuka:

EVA thing!

Shinji:

EVA thing! HAHAAAAAAH!

All Pilots:

All Pilots:

We all pilot a big EVA machine!

Big EVA machine!

Big EVA machine!

We all pilot a big EVA machine!

Big EVA machine!

Big EVA machine!

We all pilot a big EVA machine!

Big EVA machine!

Big EVA machine!

We all pilot a big EVA machine!

Big EVA machine!

Big EVA machine!

¤ The music and the singing fade out, and the song ends. ¤

Okay, I know the beginning was REALLY corny, but so what?! Let me know what you think! REVIEW!!!!