Amanda? now that we're friends, I've decided to make u my new project!

Oh no.

I KNOW I don't have to do this. But thats what makes me so bitchy.

Yes it does.

Whenever i see someone gayer than i (and lets face it, if you are, you've got issues) my gaydar tends to start to scream!
And when someone needs a straight-over: I simply have to accept. And even in your case though it is the bitchiest case I've had to face: Don't shit yourself, I'm determined to fuck you up.
Follow my trail of tears and yes, indeed you will be STRAIGHT

no

Straight.
We're gonna make you straight. I'll teach you the proper ploys when talk to boys. Little ways to make them think your a kinsey 1.

oooh!
I'll show your what underwear to wear.
How to fix your hair so it looks like a girl's.
Everything that really counts to make people think you've got a cunt.

But...but I like dressing like a guy.

I'll help you be straight.
You'll hang with the areopostale crowd,
You'll be bad at sports...

But I like being good at sports!

I'll teach you the gay slurs you've got to know so let's start cause youve got an awfully long way to go... Be offended by my frank analysis.
Think of it as a sex change.
Now that I've chosen to become a friend(god knows you need one), a straight sibling(you need one of those too), and a boyfriend(DEFINETLY need one of those)
Everyone else is wiser when it comes to straight.
I know nothing about being straight.
And with an assist from me, to be who you'll be,
instead of the butch that you were,well are,
there's nothing that'll stop you from becoming STRAIGHT (except maybe me)

I'd rather you didn't.

When I see faggots with boxers,
I remind them on their own behalf to think of celebrated heads of state or especially great communicators.
Were they gay?
DONT MAKE ME LAUGH(the gay ones were shot)
They were straight!
Please, its all about being straight!
It's not about your girlfriend, it's about your BOYfriend so its very stupid to be VERRY VERRRY GAY LIKE ME

Oh my god.

ha!
Why amanda, look at you!
YOU'RE A GIRL!

No fucking way!

Thank me.

Damn! My mom was right I am a girl!

And though you protest your disinterest,
I know deep down inside theres a girl that likes PENIS.

No, but on the outside I wish I had a penis...

ah!
LA LA LA LA You'll be straight!
(And never as gay as ME!!!!!!!!)