This is a joke- and not a gen fic. I can't list all the pairings that appear, though, so...
Warning: mreg, incest, blowjobs, beastiality, twincest, tripletcest, incest, ginnybashing, necrophilia, dicks, vaginas, babae, slash, femslash,het, F/F, M/M, character death, and math
Harry: hmm..Draco? would you make me some dessert? im hungry..
...FOR DICK
Draco: yesh *stars into harry's flowing emerald orbs*
Draco: I'll feed you good
Draco: really good….*talks dirty to harry and trumpet noises**he also gets hard*
Harry: *sucking noises* aaahh~ aaahh~ aaAAHahhhHH
Harry: Draco..i need..i need you inside of me...!
Draco: i'll have u riding on me like a professional whoer
Harry: aahhh~ AAAaAAaaAHHhhHHHh
Draco: *breathin hard*
Draco: you're so tight
Harry: mmmhhhh..nnna..soo..biigg...
Draco: *frick a frack*
Harry: you..nyaaa!..fill.. .up! i WANT your .aaaahhhhhHHHHHHH BABAES
Ding dong dick
Draco: *dick spurts*
5 MONTHS LATER
Harry: Draco
i have something important to tell you…..im pregnant! ...pleasedonthateme..
Harry: *rubs small belly bump*
Harry: …..with twins….
Draco: !
*GINNY IS FURIOUS*
Harry: Ginny so back so sleeping with people
Draco: wait why is ginny here….and HARRY I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
Harry: she was spying on them she like watching the d
Draco: was she watching our FABULOUS SEX
Harry: ginny, i love draco not you. go away
Harry: im having his fucking kids
Harry: which means we fucking FUCKED
Ginny: I will have my revenge with love potion
harry: like fuck you IF U GIVE THAT TO ME GOTDAMMIT I WILL MAKE SURE U NEVER HAVE UR OWN KIDS
Ginny: Harry I'm pregnant with ur baby
Harry: bitch i never slept with you.
Ginny: i want a fuckin abortin
Harry: Boo you whore.
Ginny: Yes. I'm being sirius*Goes away and fucks ron*
harry: *accidentally listens at door, throws up repeatedly then records and posts on myspace*
RONS GETS PREGGERS WIT MPrEG
Ron: dammit. i thought i used protection! i will stab wall now.
Herminny: Gets angry and stabs ginny
Kyuubey: Will you make a contract with me ginny
Ginny: no
Ginny: *Died a whore*
Hermione: fucks dead bo…...d...yy?/….?
dead ginny gets preggers!
Ron: Gives birth to a mega ginger that shoots knuts out of its eyes
dead ginny: YUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM
harry and draco have 1974826 more Babies and fuck into oblivion
Ron sleeps with mega ginger
Mea ginger: *cristainsafies people*
Orgy fuckery
Ron Dies in childbirth
The end
Heaven:
drtyhjdretyuioipouytrew
Ron fucks peter pettig
lily and james fuck Hermes and life itself
life has a board game
I lost that game like 10 times dASMN YOU DAD
sirius and remus: have 3.14 puppies
ARMewrtyukj.,\S EXTENDO
dead ginny gives birth to ghost names it fuckery. fuckery fucks itself. and gives literally zero fucks.
The puppies fucked and had kittens and the kittens fucked and gave birth to Pacifica Northwest who rimshots dipper's diaper bastard baby and wendy gets laid because she missed her opportunity and shitted on some mermaid eggs, and became a father.
Lily fucks snapes shed skin and the shed skin gets freggers
and it gives birth to…
A BASILISK
AND PERCY JACKSON GETS FUCKED BY NICO DI ANGELO
AND THEY HAVE 8 KIDS AND 75% ARE GAY (math)
DUMBLEDORE SMILES AND POSTS THIS FANFICTION\
JESUS BETA READ THIS THANKS JESUS
NO FLAMS OK WE WORKED REALLY HARD ON THIS LIEK DRACO DID
IF U FLAM ILL SIC CHIBI BELATRICKS ON U
THANKS,
AVERY, GOLDY, and BURU-AKATSUKI
