This is a joke- and not a gen fic. I can't list all the pairings that appear, though, so...

Warning: mreg, incest, blowjobs, beastiality, twincest, tripletcest, incest, ginnybashing, necrophilia, dicks, vaginas, babae, slash, femslash,het, F/F, M/M, character death, and math

Harry: hmm..Draco? would you make me some dessert? im hungry..

...FOR DICK

Draco: yesh *stars into harry's flowing emerald orbs*

Draco: I'll feed you good

Draco: really good….*talks dirty to harry and trumpet noises**he also gets hard*

Harry: *sucking noises* aaahh~ aaahh~ aaAAHahhhHH

Harry: Draco..i need..i need you inside of me...!

Draco: i'll have u riding on me like a professional whoer

Harry: aahhh~ AAAaAAaaAHHhhHHHh

Draco: *breathin hard*

Draco: you're so tight

Harry: mmmhhhh..nnna..soo..biigg...

Draco: *frick a frack*

Harry: you..nyaaa!..fill.. .up! i WANT your .aaaahhhhhHHHHHHH BABAES

Ding dong dick

Draco: *dick spurts*

5 MONTHS LATER

Harry: Draco

i have something important to tell you…..im pregnant! ...pleasedonthateme..

Harry: *rubs small belly bump*

Harry: …..with twins….

Draco: !

*GINNY IS FURIOUS*

Harry: Ginny so back so sleeping with people

Draco: wait why is ginny here….and HARRY I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU

Harry: she was spying on them she like watching the d

Draco: was she watching our FABULOUS SEX

Harry: ginny, i love draco not you. go away

Harry: im having his fucking kids

Harry: which means we fucking FUCKED

Ginny: I will have my revenge with love potion

harry: like fuck you IF U GIVE THAT TO ME GOTDAMMIT I WILL MAKE SURE U NEVER HAVE UR OWN KIDS

Ginny: Harry I'm pregnant with ur baby

Harry: bitch i never slept with you.

Ginny: i want a fuckin abortin

Harry: Boo you whore.

Ginny: Yes. I'm being sirius*Goes away and fucks ron*

harry: *accidentally listens at door, throws up repeatedly then records and posts on myspace*

RONS GETS PREGGERS WIT MPrEG

Ron: dammit. i thought i used protection! i will stab wall now.

Herminny: Gets angry and stabs ginny

Kyuubey: Will you make a contract with me ginny

Ginny: no

Ginny: *Died a whore*

Hermione: fucks dead bo…...d...yy?/….?

dead ginny gets preggers!

Ron: Gives birth to a mega ginger that shoots knuts out of its eyes

dead ginny: YUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM

harry and draco have 1974826 more Babies and fuck into oblivion

Ron sleeps with mega ginger

Mea ginger: *cristainsafies people*

Orgy fuckery

Ron Dies in childbirth

The end

Heaven:

drtyhjdretyuioipouytrew

Ron fucks peter pettig

lily and james fuck Hermes and life itself

life has a board game

I lost that game like 10 times dASMN YOU DAD

sirius and remus: have 3.14 puppies

ARMewrtyukj.,\S EXTENDO

dead ginny gives birth to ghost names it fuckery. fuckery fucks itself. and gives literally zero fucks.

The puppies fucked and had kittens and the kittens fucked and gave birth to Pacifica Northwest who rimshots dipper's diaper bastard baby and wendy gets laid because she missed her opportunity and shitted on some mermaid eggs, and became a father.

Lily fucks snapes shed skin and the shed skin gets freggers

and it gives birth to…

A BASILISK

AND PERCY JACKSON GETS FUCKED BY NICO DI ANGELO

AND THEY HAVE 8 KIDS AND 75% ARE GAY (math)

DUMBLEDORE SMILES AND POSTS THIS FANFICTION\

JESUS BETA READ THIS THANKS JESUS

NO FLAMS OK WE WORKED REALLY HARD ON THIS LIEK DRACO DID

IF U FLAM ILL SIC CHIBI BELATRICKS ON U

THANKS,

AVERY, GOLDY, and BURU-AKATSUKI